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A Very Rhino Birthday

Today is Craig Smith's birthday; he turns 25. Hooray! Someone may, or may not, have gotten him a puppy:

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via bjpuppies.com

And here's what Hoopus got him:

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It's not like I'm calling Craig bad, because he is putting up 20/7 per 36 minutes (8.5/3 in 15 mpg), and that floater in the lane he's got looks automatic.

But, as Britt Robson pointed out yesterday, Craig has the worst disparity of points allowed per/48 minutes; followed by Mike Miller and Ryan Gomes.

So, while we're at it, why don't we give Craig enough of a birthday gift to share with his team:

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We're so generous

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by Stop-n-Pop on Nov 10, 2008 9:54 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PS...

….I hope that’s not his real dog. People should own real dogs, not toy rodents.

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by Stop-n-Pop on Nov 10, 2008 9:55 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed on the dog

Holy cow. Hope his teammates haven’t seen that picture. The mohawk thing he’s got going on seems a whole lot less intimidating now.

by Sterno on Nov 10, 2008 11:04 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It looks photoshopped … what’s with the D#?

by Wim (Belgium) on Nov 10, 2008 11:22 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

# = fence

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by Stop-n-Pop on Nov 10, 2008 12:21 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

:D I actually just posted it that way to save me some typing on the keyboard, so I saw it’s a fence, but D-fence (or the fence?) don’t really get what that stands for :)

by Wim (Belgium) on Nov 10, 2008 12:40 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL, the ligt went on.. defense .. arf :)

by Wim (Belgium) on Nov 10, 2008 12:42 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and it’s even spelled with a c in american english + the self-quoting makes me look even more weird0 ^^

by Wim (Belgium) on Nov 10, 2008 12:46 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel your pain...

…I was a Korean linguist in the military and I lived in the ROK for over a year. I can’t tell you how many times I didn’t get some of the local lingo. One time, I had a complete brain fart while ordering something called chap chae. I started the order and mid-sentence I completely blanked on the dish. There wasn’t a menu so I just let loose with the 1st word that came to mind that sounds something like what I wanted: ja ji….which means penis. I knew it as soon as I said it but it was too late. I made the waitress cry she was so embarrassed.

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by Stop-n-Pop on Nov 10, 2008 1:59 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMG

LOOOL, you don’t know how much you made my day right now, I almost started drooling ROFL, I can imagine the waitress being comforted by the others there :D. Man I’d love to have been there :d

by Wim (Belgium) on Nov 10, 2008 2:34 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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