Back by Miniscule Demand - Diary of a Mad...er, Coaching Genius
(I told Wyn and S&P I'd drop in with a little cynicism once in awhile, just to spice things up. What better way than another diary missive from Master McHale? I mean, If you can't laugh at this club, what's left?- Peter)
Kevin's Journal Entry - December 14,2008
"A Hall of Fame career, an elite basketball broadcaster, and way over a decade of developing this team, and it all comes down to this:
Head coaching.
Traveling on planes with poor leg room, having to answer stupid questions in triplicate from no-nothing reporters or--heaven forbid--wannabe bloggers. After years of putting this franchise on my back, this is what I get.
Crap!
There are days where I'd like to march right up to the front office, confront all of my "friends", and pull a finger pointing Laettner on them..."loser, loser, loser...winner (pointing to myself of course). I mean, what's Stack ever done, really? Babcock? Please. I think Vince Carter is still laughing at the way he was able to get out of Toronto. Hoiberg? He'd be nothing without me!
This is what "corporate loyalty" and the "old boys network" are all about? During the holiday season? It's like reading that two of the three wise men turned their back on the other one and told him to get lost.
Well, I'll show them. I have assembled the best young talent in the NBA; it's not my fault that no one else can coach these kids. Yeah, I'll have to get on the whole X's and O's thing, and be better at adjusting my schemes (it was embarrasing how Anthony rung us up for 33 in one quarter; couldn't any of my "assistants" produce a plan to stop him, and help a Hall of Famer out? Who hired those guys, anyway?). But, I'll get some wins out of the club (mostly in February and March, when no one else cares), just enough to make it really difficult to bounce me. Then we'll see what happens.
I'm going to love the look on Stack's face when I tell him his proposed trades are crappy, and I can't use the players he wants to bring in. Or Hoiberg and Babcock, when I tell them how worthless those draft choices are. I am going to be such a pain in the tush that Mr. Taylor--it used to be Glen until last week--is finally going to have to choose between them, and me. He'll have to choose between an accomplished, loyal, Hall of Famer, one of the best basketball minds in the world, and those other rubes. I simply need better people to execute around me...like Petersen. He gets me.
I wrote it here first...I'm not going to be 0-3 for long!
Merry Christmas."
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Excellent....
….here’s hoping for more diaries as the year goes on. It should get interesting in Feb.
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by Stop-n-Pop on Dec 14, 2008 11:49 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
²nd
Beater of the early Thabeet drum
by Wim (Belgium) on Dec 15, 2008 5:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fantastic
Love the finger pointing, it gives new meaning to that creepy photo of McHale Wyn posted a few days ago.
by plinytheelder on Dec 14, 2008 12:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Thanks!
Just to be clear…it isn’t cynicism for cynicism’s sake, I really, really want this club to succeed. I would love for them to demonstrate how full of BS I am (ahem…some will always say I’m full of it ) by winning and actually showing progress. But until then…
by Peter W on Dec 14, 2008 2:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Peter W.
I know the feeling….every time I criticize the Mayo-Love deal, I hope that I end up eating my words, because I’m a Wolves fan before I’m a Mayo fan. I also (try to) consider myself a realist and an empiricist, which, when talking about the Wolves, can make one sound like a cynic. Keep writing!
by Shogun on Dec 14, 2008 2:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Question for the Blog Keepers
Can we edit our comments after we post? I frequently write my comments very quickly and later realize that I’ve misspelled something or left a word out. If it’s possible, I’d like to be able to edit these comments. Thanks!
by Shogun on Dec 14, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'll see if we can change it....
…but it may be a SB Nation thing.
The World's Leading Exporter of Small Area Quickness
www.canishoopus.com
by Stop-n-Pop on Dec 14, 2008 2:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No worries...
… I was just wondering if there was an “edit” button that I wasn’t seeing. Thanks for checking!
by Shogun on Dec 14, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
... and sorry that I often start a new thread instead of hitting "reply"
haste makes waste, as they say.
by Shogun on Dec 14, 2008 2:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yay now I’m not the only one anymore that’s doing that! Best practice is using preview, though obviously the problem is hitting the post button to soon, which means the problem changes to “not hitting the preview”, I know, I’m feelin’ you ;)
Beater of the early Thabeet drum
by Wim (Belgium) on Dec 15, 2008 5:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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