Game Thread: Get the man some baby powder
by Stop-n-Pop on Dec 17, 2008 6:00 PM CST
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PrintCleveland Cavaliers at Minnesota Timberwolves, Dec 17, 2008 7:00 PM CST
The Cleveland LeBrons are coming to town!!! The Cleveland LeBrons are coming to town. Will Minny fans be treated to the Nike Baby Powder Special? Why is this faux-iconic image being shoved down basketball fans' throats? Doesn't anyone remember a certain number 21 and the powder splash? When will we here in Minnesota make it back above 10 degrees?
Sorry, I can't really think of anything better to say about tonight's game. I suspect it will be ugly. The LeBrons are really, really, really good. Here is what I would like to see out of the Wolves: 98-100 pace factor, 28 FTA, +4 OReb, TO parity, and 45% shooting. These aren't out-of-the-world goals. I would like to see some plays run for K-Love that put him on the high post or pair him for a pick and pop with either Randy Foye or Kevin Ollie. I don't want to see Brian Cardinal. I want to see some 4 out/1 in sets. I want Mike Miller to force a three.
For the LeBrons' perspective on tonight's festivities, please check out our sister site, Fear the Sword.
Tonight's game thread side-topic is bad TV series. My two nominees are Fish Police and Manimal. What say you?
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Is that with the Geico commercial guys?
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I remember now...
…they had one of their actors come on the View and he made fun of the host who said she didn’t believe in evolution:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx9vW6lHDqY
That was pretty funny. “There are tons of cavemen walking around on this flat earth.”
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Big Al....
…with the missed travel call of the year on the jumper.
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I wonder if Jim Stack bought LeBron some flowers before the game...
…maybe sent him a Clueless DVD.
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When did Petersen discover pts/poss
It’s kind of creepy.
I like it...
….OE and DE too. Although they did follow it up with some nonsense about McHale’s genius.
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I love pts/poss
It’s just not something I expect to hear come out of Petersen’s mouth.
Big Al...
…needs to call out picks. Love got blown up on a pick that Al didn’t call.
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playing well tonight..
…but it is sad that he’s the best 1 on this team
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This is going to be one of those games...
…where you suddenly look up and they’re 15 points behind. Cleveland is just that efficient.
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Ok...
…I lied. They’re only up by 13 out of nowhere.
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J-Pete...
…breaks out the eFG!!! First points/pos, now eFG.
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Love the pick and rolls tonight
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Well we are still in it.....and it looks like the cavs are playing full bore....
not taking into effect that illgauskus and boobie Gibson are out…
I Said Boobie HAHAHAHAH (Beavis and Butthead)
J-Pete...
…taking the Hoopus line tonight: “Defense has been a problem but not as much as the offense.” J-Pete, if you read us, we want to hear the phrase “stampeding rhinoceri” during the next broadcast. :)
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Wouldn’t that just make our week :D
Beater of the early Thabeet drum
by Wim (Belgium) on Dec 18, 2008 2:47 AM CST up reply actions
Did Big Al...
…just make an interior pass?
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to the man with the hot hand?
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Amizingly only down by 6 going to end the 1st half
time to switch to the Wild-Calgary game on FSN North untill the end of the 2nd period there..
it was amazing
seeing that feature on Foye at the half…just seeing how much fun he seemed to be having in those highlights. Now it’s like he’s waiting for the games to be over.
Again, Stick beats me to the punch.
Punk.. ;-)
Look here junior, don't you be so happy.
And for Heaven's sake, don't you be so sad.
Eh...
I’ll sleep in.
Look here junior, don't you be so happy.
And for Heaven's sake, don't you be so sad.
bad TV series...
That would be the Woof broadcasts for the last several years—though this season is shaping up to be Cop Rock bad.
Look here junior, don't you be so happy.
And for Heaven's sake, don't you be so sad.
So it's the starting 5 and Ollie?
Am I the only one who thinks the minutes feel like they’re being decided by a coach who’s trying to save his job? If so, it’s better than those Hail Mary lineups Wittman was trying.
Bad TV Shows: Wolf Lake
Once described as “the Sopranos, but with werewolves” to give you an example of how horrifically misconceived this show was. I saw about half of an episode; it seemed to be built around how much shirt Lou Diamond Phillips it could show off.
Actually, “the Sopranos, but with zombies” might be a good description of this team.
bad tv commercials- farmersonly.com
if you are watching the cleveland broadcast, you may have noticed hilarious commercials for farmersonly.com, an online dating service for country folk. if you arent watching the cleveland broadcast on league pass, you can check out their website to see the commercials.
Is Sam Watterson available?
Look here junior, don't you be so happy.
And for Heaven's sake, don't you be so sad.
Losing. This is all we do, and we do it well.
Ladies and germs, your Good Ship Timberpup…
Look here junior, don't you be so happy.
And for Heaven's sake, don't you be so sad.
KG Ties David Robinson in points scored
The Big Ticket throws in 10 in the fourth in ATL. C’s win by 3. 16 straight.
The Wolves are flirting with the 40% eFG Mendoza line
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.200
in baseball. Hitting below .200 is the Mendoza line, named for some banjo hitter from yesteryear.
The idea in baseball
is that at that point you can’t use the guy, no matter how great he is at everything else.
Unless you're Nick Punto...
…then you get $4 mil/year ;)
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Although...
…I don’t think Nicky Punto reached the Mendoza Line 2 years ago.
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He was actually under it for most of the season
but pulled it in the last month. He ended up with the lowest BA for someone who qualified for the title in something like 60 years.
Worse than last year?
The scoring margin isn’t as bad, but my level of depression is right down there.
Yes...
…I think they are worse. They’re headed in all the wrong directions too. I’m sure the scoring margin will catch up to them.
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Offensively...
…they’re a mess. I think you could find some college teams with better guard play.
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No...
…this is the year they get the #1 pick and Blake Griffin. ;)
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Because what this team needs is more power fowards
I can’t decide we’re the Northern Clippers or the Northern Hawks right now
Davidson?
Liberty?
Look here junior, don't you be so happy.
And for Heaven's sake, don't you be so sad.
Jennings...
…is starting to look good. He’s getting a year of professional training. They run a lot of pick and rolls and he’s taking his lumps against big guys in the lane. He wouldn’t get that type of experience in college.
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South Dakota State University?
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Wolves = 41.5 eFG
Dangerously close to the Mendoza Line. We’ll have to come up with a new name for the b-ball line for bad shooting.
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The Rogers Line?
After Guy Rogers, Chamberlain’s very going PG who couldn’t shoot very well?
It was right in front of our noses this whole time:
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/breweco01.html
Career eFG: .391
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Not super fair
until he got hurt, Cory Brewer had shown significant inmporvement over last year. Im not saying he ever be more then a defensive role player, but he was shooting much better this year. he had a 60 point improvment on efg, 3 point improv in per and his OR improv by 10 points, all without sacrificing any D.
Will the Real Thor Please Stand Up ... ?
by the Real Thor on Dec 18, 2008 8:00 AM CST up reply actions
I'm not going to use it...
…on account of the injury and that he’s one of my favorite players. He does fit the bill though.
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