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Calvin Booth is one of three things...

1. A comedic genius.
2. The loser of a bet.
3. Or the LAMEST person in the history of the world.

During the end of the second quarter, it came to my attention that there was more to Mr. Booth then the blocked shot and an unfortunate facial structure. As Booth awkwardly meandered onto the court, I noticed the most peculiar tattoo on his left shoulder. It struck me that Calvin Booth has the "Cal" logo tattooed on his left shoulder.

I thought to myself: "Wait a second, didn't Booth go to a Big Ten school?" and sure enough...I was right! Booth went to Penn State and grew up in Ohio. So this still begs the question...WHY THE HECK DOES BOOTH HAVE A "CAL" TATTOO ON HIS SHOULDER?

This leads us back to the original statement. Calvin Booth is one of three things...

1. A comedic genius. A man so in touch with the hilarity of his own face that he was willing to take the next step and add an ironic tattoo.
2. The unfortunate loser of a bet on some drunken night in State College.
3. Or the single LAMEST person in the history of the world.

I'll let YOU decide.

about 3 years ago 3358_tiny Blakeley 1 comment 0 recs  | 

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