A day or two after offering up yet another bloggers-suck-newspapers-4-evah  column, Patrick tosses off a Twinkies column  with zero player/coach quotes that couldn't be found in other sources (or in-game commentary on TV) and zero signs of access.  In other words, it is a column that could have been written in his momma's basement with a bag of Cheetos and an MLB Pass...just like us dirty bloggers. 

Best of all, since my laptop didn't land on my doorstep, I read Patrick for free on the internets.