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Chinstrap: Great beard? Or GREATEST beard for looking kinda douchey?

Did you hear the one about Stephon Marbury being crazy a human conundrum? His cousin and sometime-NBA player Jamel Thomas is releasing a book in which he claims Steph messed up Thomas's opportunity to hook onto the Wolves. According to him, KG even told Thomas that he was pulling for Thomas to be signed, but Steph's handling of the situation prevented it. Thanks a lot, cuz.

Charley Walters had a bit buried in his notes last week about Katie Couric not mentioning the Wolves on national television, after mentioning the Twins, Vikings and Wild. "The calculated publicity value of the mention in front a Nielsen audience of 5.48 million was $1.275 million, or the equivalent of $75,000 for a 30-second ad." What!?!? I'm no marketing major, but I just don't get that. How is that calculated? Isn't it the kind of thing you'd source?

And, while I'm whining about the Wolves coverage at the Pioneer Press, tell me what sticks out at you when looking at http://www.twincities.com/timberwolves. Actually, skip it and I'll tell you: the last story posted was on June 20, 2008. The PiPress Wolves blog was updated on July 22. Really? Either their coverage really is that poor, or their website content management is farkakte.

CelticsBlog talks about what Al's 5th year in the league holds for him. This phrase gave me shivers: "When a guy is the future of your beloved franchise for three seasons - and particularly when his development is the one highlight among a season of nearly unmitigated misery - it's hard not to maintain a lingering affection even after he moves on."

Preseason Predictions at HoopsWorld:

The Minnesota Timberwolves and Memphis Grizzlies will regret the trade they made that swapped O.J. Mayo for Kevin Love. Each will have what their former team is going to need by the end; the trade will likely work out in the long-run since both teams are in rebuilding mode, but the players could have done more for the teams they were originally drafted by. Unless, of course, Memphis finally acquires Zach Randolph and moves Javaris Crittenton for something of value.

I honestly don't know what point is being made here. They'll both regret it? But it will work out eventually? But it would've been better in reverse? Unless a rumored trade happens? I haven't liked anything HoopsWorld has written abou the Wolves lately. Anyone else feel similarly, or am I just being a snob?

BleacherReport has a list of the Top 30 small forwards for a championship team this year. Ryan Gomes snuck in at #30. List of guys I think Gomes is better than in this context: Kapono, Moon, Harpring; i.e. the three guys ahead of him. Gomes is a better all-around player than Kapono, more experienced than Moon and more healthy than Harping.

Two hat-tips to TWolvesBlog:

RotoEvil has a fantasy preview of the Wolves up. The big concern expressed here is the effect of better teammates on Al's production. Fair from a fantasy perspective, but If Al dipped by a couple points or rebounds, I'll take the tradeoff as long as Miller, Foye and Love are playing well. Round-by-round roundup:

  • Jefferson: Late 3rd - 4th
  • Miller: 5th - 6th
  • Foye: 8th - 9th
  • Love: 9th - 10th
  • Gomes: 11th - 12th

Dime has a story on some rookies being asked for their opinions on the Presidential election.

  • Obama: Derrick Rose, Joe Alexander, OJ Mayo, Greg Oden, Anthony Roberson, Joey Dorsey
  • McCain: None
  • Undecided: Kevin Love

"I don’t know. I really haven’t ever been that political, but now that I’m making money I guess it affects me. I guess whoever’s not going to tax us the most. That’s tough – I’m not big into politics, but that’s where I’m at."

Ugh... It's not the stance he takes, or the candidate it implies (none of the other guys provide informed reasons for supporting Obama), but to take a self-interested perspective on a single issue as your political opinion is not that cool.

K-Love: Call me. We'll get some beers (you can get Mich Golden Ultra, I'll have the Gusiness) and rap about politics.

Since I'm griping a bit, how's about one for the Wolves' marketing team? If you surf on over to the official site, you'll see a shiny new #4 jersey in the upper-right hand corner. "Sweet!" you exclaim from your Villanova dorm room. You gots to have it, right? Not so fast Holmes, 25, 33 and 42 are the only jerseys that appear to be up for pre-sale. Sadly, there's no more custom jersey option so my hopes for a Calvin Booth jersey are dashed.

Also over at the official team site, Mike Trudell just posted an interview with Big Al. The first two things he says he wants to do this year? Be a better leader and be a better defender. Say what you will about Al's gam, but his work ethic should never, nivenvoin, neverinero be called into question. He also talks a bit about K-Love and whether Al's a 4 or a 5 on offense and defense.

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Gotta be Wyn

asking us whether he should shave or not. Please shave.

by plinytheelder on Sep 9, 2008 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tisn't me.

Just some dude I found on Google Image. Surpisingly, “chinstrap beard” doesn’t give you a whole lot to work with.

I’m balder. But I did recently have a huge beard. Apparently my friends didn’t like it, but didn’t tell me. Thanks jerks!

Truth be told, I was looking for K-Love and Kevin Federline pictures where they were both sporting chinstraps. I just couldn’t find any of K-Fed.

by wyn on Sep 9, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn...

…I was just about to write something about how that’s you at a Macalester reunion…and how that annoyed look on your face is due to the realization that not only do all the other guys have chinstraps, but they’re also all wearing “sporty” sweaters zipped right to the top!

Guess I won’t write that now!

by plinytheelder on Sep 9, 2008 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lotta Macalester hate at Hoopus!

Although I will admit that when I was there (‘99-’03) it felt like we were losing hippies and gaining preppies. But, admittedly I was a part of that trend.

“Dear Old Macalester, ever the same.” — School song

by wyn on Sep 9, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is Macalester's mascot?

the Mac’s or the Lester’s?

by 0004248939 on Sep 9, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Fighting Scots

Not so hippy-dippy anymore are we???

I once took a class in the Scottish martial art of Fahkew. It consisted of head-butting and kicking a man while he was down.

by wyn on Sep 10, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Noble

I ask because of Auggies, Oles, seemingly every local college simply adding an i, e, s to first few letters of their name. Also “Lester’s” is an awesome mascot, better than “Rays.” I would buy a “Lester’s” jersey as an outsider.

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

“Lesters” may sound cool at first, but the opportunity to prefix it with “Mo” undercuts most of the badass in my mind.

by wyn on Sep 10, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow that is pretty strong,

do you guys wear dresses I mean kilts?

hehe just kidding, thanks for being such a good sport about all this! Feel free to make fun of rodents varmints and the like.

by plinytheelder on Sep 10, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh by the way

the team name of my alma mater is “the Excalibur.” Yup, you heard right. Also our only varsity sports, if I’m not mistaken, were rowing and cross-country skiing.

by plinytheelder on Sep 10, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way

what the hell is Love thinking? But thanks to Wyn for uncovering the real reason McRomney McHale made that trade.

by plinytheelder on Sep 9, 2008 12:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just like you said it happens

The Dem side was all about the big speech and the over the top drama while the GOP was full of feigned sincerity and “straight shooting”. Both parties were charged up by their conventions and it really reaffirmed the chasm between the two ways of thinking.
Exciting stuff, if a little disconcerting.

by midlife crisis on Sep 9, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wasn’t Love going to shave his off?

Anyway. The way that article on Truehoop, me no likey. When making predications you should never talk like you know what’s going to happen. “I think they might have been better of not doing that trade for this and this reason” is way better than “They will regret it and come crying because they traded what they will need”…
If you’re covering the entire NBA you can’t go into depth on each team but again (like most) he’s looking at it like it was a straight up swap. I’m not gonna go type the same reasons we’ve all typed before but suffice to say salary thing is completely in favor of us.

About the book: I always find it hard to believe when “no-name” people start to attack celebrities at the moment when they’re down. If it was someone else that didn’t need the money or really had nothing much to gain by saying that, I wouldn’t mind it that much but it just looks like he wants to provit from the whole situation there… Whether or not it’s true.

I’m not sure about Kapono. If you wanna win a championship, I’ve made this analogy before, you gotta have a toolbox. Kapono is a really nicely defined tool and he’s exceptionally (the best) at what he does. So he’s so usefull because you can just put him on the field whenever you need 3point shooting and get him off whenever you don’t need it anymore.
To put it differently, there’s not much guys in the league that you can use like that, just put him in there and you’ll get 3points. There are more guys that can do what Gomes does because it’s not so specific.
That said, I’d rather have Gomes than any of those other guys on my team, not because he’s the difference between playoffs or a championship but because of the person he is (won’t ask for too much money, will do his part, will try to improve, etcetc).

On Jefferson: I was kinda waiting when we were gonna hear from Big Al again. With all the raving about Miller that Mike that does you would forget Al is our cornerstone. His work ethic is the one thing that makes us think back about KG. Off all the things they’ve been compared in, this one was the most important.

by Wim (Belgium) on Sep 10, 2008 5:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Again I forgot something

For the JA2 players among you: I forget … I forget again.

“I haven’t liked anything HoopsWorld has written abou the Wolves lately. Anyone else feel similarly, or am I just being a snob?”

I had a bit the same feeling last year, I really felt we were going for 31 wins. So when some ppl predicted we were going to be historically bad I felt the same way. So when we did start out as historically bad …
So I’m just a bit more causcious now saying they’re so negative .. maybe we’re just positive .. that said. NO WAY we’re dropping below 30 W this year!!!!!!

by Wim (Belgium) on Sep 10, 2008 5:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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