and obviously the dim outlook on us ever signing Pekovic. Then we’ll draft Motiejunas and he’ll refuse to come over to America to play for the wolves too. Henk Norel however, will come over to play for the wolves and he’ll be almost as good as that promising Hollins chap. We’ll then work long and hard on acquiring those all important third and fourth point guards with our cap space this summer. I’m thinking that Marbury looks pretty promising. He’s really starting to put things together mentally. Of course, point guard number four has to be Marcus Banks. He sure taught Nash how to play ball. Why can’t he teach Flynn as well?

Of course, we’ll also resign Gomes to a mysteriously small contract after choosing not to pick up his option because we’ll offer to pay him under the table. Then he’ll sleep with his agent’s wife and his agent will go tell David Stern about the illicit dealings. At first, David Stern won’t believe him, but when finds out that old Glen has been printing out copies of the illegal contract as a gag wedding invitation, he’ll be furious. He’ll then precede to punish the wolves by making them forfeit all of their invaluable second round draft picks.
Without second round draft picks to trade to the Mavericks inferior second round draft picks in future drafts and cash considerations, Glen Taylor won’t have the money to pay the salaries of two arena hosts. This will make Al Jefferson very sad, so he’ll leave to play for FC Barcelona.

In the mean time, Kevin Love will be so busy twittering all of the news that he’ll have to retire from basketball to pursue his true passion of internet journalism.

At least we aren’t teams 29 or 30.