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LeBron to Wolves

Dedicated to anonymous sources everywhere.


A High Level NBA source (hereon referred to as Duble-OH-Sven) informed me in the last ten minutes that LeBron James has been enamored with Ricky Rubio since the Olympics. Duble-OH-Sven also reports that Lebron's camp has informed Donnie Walsh that the only way LeBron will sign with the Knicks is if they are able to acquire Rubio.

Several New York media sources confirm that Walsh has inquired with Eastern European and Caribbean curse and voodoo experts to find the best hex to put on Isaiah Thomas for leaving him absolutely no legitimate trade assets to send Minnesota in a trade for Rubio.

Numerous sources claim that New York media entities are preparing a massive unsourced media campaign to smear anything Minnesota related in hopes that the Timberwolves will fold and Rubio's draft rights will be won by the Knicks in a lottery similar to the 1985 draft lottery. The media also refuse to report that a former New Yorker lost to a Minnesotan in the most recent US Senate decision.

 

A BIG EAGLE in the Timberwolves front office confirms that James has committed to joining the Wolves for the 2010/11 season provided that Rubio plays for the Wolves this season and they are able to draft Cole Aldrich a year from now.

A small parakeet says that Kevin McHale still feels the Wolves should have kept Miller/Foye and been happy with forty wins the next eight years.

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