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Timberwolves from a humorous standpoint pt 2

Quarter of the way through the season........
Friday, December 19, 2008 at 6:14pm
Its amazing how the games fly by when all your team does is win. With that being said, the season is already a quarter of the way over but feels like it started yesterday!

The Timberwolves just keep proving the media wrong. Some criticized the organization for trading away O.J. Mayo for Kevin Love and Mike Miller. Thus far it's clear the Wolves came out on top in that trade. With O.J. struggling to get off the deep Memphis Bench, Love and Miller have become vital pillars of the Timberwoves starting 5.

The main reason for this seasons great start has been the transformation of Corey Brewer. He has bulked up and improved his shooting percentage. He finishes his drives strong and is getting to the free throw line at an astonishing clip.

Kevin Love is averaging 26 rebounds a game. Enough said.

Al Jefferson is rumored to have 3 girl-friends. Those numbers are defiantly up from last season.

Rashad McCants numbers have skyrocketed! He went from 3 forced shots a game to 12. His bad defenses jumped from 6 last season to 14. His black hole tendencies are now at a staggering 80 percent of his touches. This up from 60 percent last season........

Randy Foye. Where to begin with him. Randy is averaging 5.4 assists per game. Brandon Roy is only averaging 5.2 Nice work Kevin McHale.

Craig Smith's numbers have gone way up. He is now benching 450 lbs. Last season he could only put up 410 on a good day.

Sebastian Telfair has taken great steps in becoming the point guard of the future for this organization. I dont have any stats to back this statement up, but just trust me.

Overall this season has gotten off to a great start. Chemistry seems tight. Coaching is solid. and management just keeps on making all the right decisions!

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