Maynnn wuss good Canis Hoopus! U alreddy kno whu it iz mayn an righ now I got sum word fo aywun who been plexin mayn or juss down on de wolves mayn.

No Mo beefin mayn! Less unite instead mayn! I call out ta all Wolves fan mayn, der's bigger thangs goin on den beefin wit otha blogs mayn, talkin bout who we shud trade Al or K Love mayn, trying ta figure out why de fuck Kahn passed on Curry when dat pick wuz a layup, an all da otha shit mayn. We in de middle uv a 16 game losing streak an if we lose on Wednesday iss gon be de longess in team history mayn.

So i propose dat we get thowed on Wednesday mayn! If you ont usually sip during games mayn go cop an Olde English mafucka. If you dont chief on kill mayn holla at me an less fiyah up sum doja mayn. Dis iz positive energy we givin de Wolves mayn an if we stay BASED mayn we WILL win on Wednesday I can really feel it.

So SnP, rec dis shit mayn. We need sum'n ta chnage our luck mayn and if we all unite under de purpose uv avoiding another embarrassment dis year mayn stedda plexin bout sum blog shit mayn we can change shit mayn you juss gotta believe mayn!!! 

Dis shit iz positive righ here. If you do three thangs on Wednesday make sure iss some fine drank, some kill, an definitely sum mafuckin Z-Ro!!!!  I promise you we will win mayn. Les git it!

Dis song sums up how we gotta look at thangs mayn:

ZRO Happy Feelings (via lik2laf)

(UPDATE/ED NOTE: I edited the link so you can watch the video straight from the post.)