Timberwolves fan, de day haz finally come mayn. Mayn i been busy all week gettin thowed, kickin it wit GRLHOLUP, an graduating from college mayn I am officially a yung scholar now mayn dass why dey call me Yung John Locke. But today iz de day Timberwolves luck changes foeva. May 18th,2010 we gon remember az de day we got THOWED mayn an dat de Woves got roster got thowed too!
Lass time I wrote wun uv dee posts people wuz arguin bout blog stuff mayn an de wolves wuz bout ta lose their record breaking 20-some game in a row. But we came tagetha, sipped on dat fine drank an chiefed on de killest uv kills an we won mayn.
Dis whut we have ta do tanight mayn cuz iss gon be so amazing when we land de NUMBA 1 pick. I love Evan Turner too, but e star in dis draft iz Wall, an he gon be a beass. Also, 1-4 are really not bad I thank Favors gon be thowed an i agree wit SnP bout Cousins. Basically, we can't lose dis one mayn.
Dass why de Lottery song iz "Doin Just Fine" by de greatest mucisian ever. Brandon Roy, we doin' just fine without you. Steph Curry, homei we don't need no help. Fuck y'all ya feel me cuz iss bout de Wolves an we cant keep looking at our past mayn, dat shit dont help. Iss bout de future which starts TODAY. LESS GIT IT MAYN IF ANYWUN SOBER AT 8 TANIGH YOU FUCKIN UP CUZ WE SMOKIN OVA HERE MAYNNNNN!