Since our atrocious draft day I have been trying to get inside of David Kahn's mind (not literally of course) and attempting to figure out what exactly his plans are for this franchise and its future direction. I've been looking through our current roster and the possible free agents David (I think its safe to say I can refer to him by his first name) has been targeting; and from this I have been looking at trends and hints at how to answer these questions that plague us all. What is David thinking?... Signing Darko Milicic and Nikola Pekovic? Drafting Nemaja Bjelica? Trying hard to sign David Lee? just to name a few..
Currently this is our roster, more specifically our front court with David Lee in place of Al Jefferson (which according to Chad Ford of ESPN, is highly possible):
Greg Steimsma (still a possibility)
Ryan Hollins (sadly)
What is the trend?.. Yes, that is right, they are all white... except for Ryan Hollins, which leads me to believe that Hollins is on his way out (either through outright release or David somehow conning another team in trying to acquire him) David Kahn is trying to assemble the first all-white frontcourt in approximately 30 (just a guess) years. Amazing, truly amazing.
P.S - this post was just a joke and meant to be comical during this "WTF" (so far) offseason and hopefully doesnt offend anyone (?)