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Former Tag Lines:
- In desperate need of an epic dose of basketball Viagra
- Your source of radical left wing politics cleverly disguised as basketball fandom
- Palin-Free since before statehood
- Despairy Home Companion
- The world's leading exporter of small area quickness
- Sorry…I have no idea who is Joe Mauer
- Home of the Peja deep douche
- Vote McGrady!
- Bork, bork, bork, bork, bork
- Wir Sind Darko
- Weird, unhealthy Darko mania
- les goûts et les couleurs ne se discutent pas
- Basketball success makes character issues forgivable
- Building the Boogie Bandwagon
- Building the Dream....One Power Forward At A Time
- Kids, Puppy Dogs, And Long Walks In The Park
- SWITCH THE FLIP!!!
- Team Red Pill.
- December is Bunny Month. Survive it with insincerity and Merle Haggard.
- Like having a really good seat at a beheading.
- We've got to have rules and obey them. After all, we're not savages. We're Wolves fans, and Wolves fans are best at everything.
- Getting Real Mythological
- Trapped in Punxsawawney
- BIIYYYOOOMMMBOOOOOOO!!!
- Estoy llevando mi talento a Minnesota
- Where sharks do battle with giant eagles
- You don’t put a saddle and reins on a magical unicorn, you bareback it and put faith in nature
- Toeing the line between nerd and loser
- If Theo Ratliff’s Expiring Contract could see us now...
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