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New nickname for Kevin Love

After Kevin Love checked into the Angola game today and immediately made a tricky and-1 layup, Fran Fraschilla began to rave about Love's contributions off the bench during the FIBA championships.  He continued by saying something to this effect:  "We used to call Vinnie Johnson "The Microwave" because of the way he heated things up with points off the bench for the Pistons.  With Kevin Love it's so much more than just points off the bench, he's bringing the whole kitchen cabinet."

This seems like an important omen for Canis Hoopus.  Either or both of the following ought to happen:

1.  We start calling Kevin Love "The Kitchen Cabinet."

2.  Stop-n-Pop starts calling his new kitchen cabinets "Kevin Love."


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Instead of Kitchen Cabinet

Why not “The Kitchen Sink” instead? Since he throws everything including the kitchen sink at his opponents.

by waldo11teen on Sep 7, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Still "Love Handles" for the passing touch (and perceived physique),

but if “Trike” catches on for the offense, then he also gets first dibs on “Big Wheel” with me.

by feral on Sep 7, 2010 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Go big wheel!!

Timberwolves - NBA champs 2013!
(used with permission - Wolf in MO)

by frankenhoops on Sep 11, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Looking for prior art:

Like our young Wolves, the “Big Wheel” supervillain suffered from inexperience and a lack of preparation:

by feral on Sep 13, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

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