Reading rumors of the wolves trying to get KMart confused the heck out of me, until I realized people were referring to Kevin Martin, not Kenyon Martin. I'm sure I'm not the only fan with an incomplete understanding of player nicknames. I'll list some wolves affiliated players and their nicknames*. Please add your knowledge to the pile.
Mike Beasley - Be-Easy
Kevin Love - lovehandles, lovemachine, lover boy
Wayne Ellington - beef wellington, duke
Luke Ridnour - Frodo
Ricky Rubio - Ricky!
Anthony Tolliver - A Train
Wes Johnson - old man
Derrick Williams - that guy who I hope turns out to be awesome despite no strong statistical evidence
Malcolm Lee - that guy who I hope turns out to be league average despite no statistical evidence
Nikola Pekovich - the Mariner, The Montenegrin Monster
Lazar Haywood - The Laser
Anthony Randolph - Ridiculous Upside Reclamation Project #5, A-Dolph
Sebastian Telfair - Bassy
*or at least, my nicknames for them