In two years Kurt Rambis will be...
by I.M. Fletcher on Dec 20, 2011 9:25 AM CST
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Print(I totally misunderstood the title of Dr. Wolfenstein's recent fanshot, "In two years Rambis..." It turns out that it was about Rambis's two-year track record as head coach of the Timberwolves. Having learned nothing about the future for our friend Kyriakos Rambidis, I decided to consult my crystal ball. The following are a few tentative conclusions, but there's a lot more to learn so I encourage you all to gaze into your own balls as well.)
In two years Kurt Rambis will be...
...lobbying to become coach of Greece's Olympic basketball team because he's got a foolproof plan to win gold in 2032 and it takes a long time to implement the dodecahedron offense.
...undergoing LASIK-reversal surgery so that he can get some use out of the 33 boxes of prescription "Kurt Rambis" safety glasses that he has left over from his playing days.
...storming out of the room every time new Inside the NBA co-host Derrick Fisher begins to banter with Kenny Smith. There is no such thing as a legitimate two-PG lineup.
...stopping by the Emergency Room on the way to his LASIK-reversal appointment so that he can get his left arm reattached. It was a bad idea to use those old prescription safety glasses for this one quick chainsaw job.
...lecturing to corporate audiences on strategies for last-minute success under the title "Best-Case Scenario: A Luke Ridnour Fallaway Three"
...making his adult film debut as lead actor in the menage-a-trois drama "Triangle Offense: The Third Leg."
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... finally off the Wolves payroll looking for a job
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra
by Wile E Coyote on Dec 20, 2011 9:46 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
In two years,
Kurt will have a segment on a children’s tv program where he interacts dejectedly with puppets, pointing out objects you see every day that are not shaped like triangles,
In a fit of desperation, he will attempt to pilot a helicopter into the bermuda triangle.. Due to bad blade rotations, the helicopter will never get off the ground
Fantastic
“Best-Case Scenario: A Luke Ridnour Fallaway Three”
I will try to make that my tagline I like it so much.
Funny stuff!
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Wolves 2011-12: Crossing the Rubikahn....alea iacta est...... " et tu Ricky?"
by Tangerine dream on Dec 21, 2011 8:31 AM CST reply actions
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At the Lakers Showtime Museum.
Wolves 2011-12: Crossing the Rubikahn....alea iacta est...... " et tu Ricky?"
by Tangerine dream on Dec 21, 2011 8:32 AM CST reply actions
still lamenting how young his team was
“If only they hadn’t been so young, and sucked so bad, I’d still be coaching the tricycle. Argh”
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra
..."Wishing he stuck it out and just took the Lakers job when Phil retired."
Pretty sure that’s where he’ll be. Although I did see him on ESPN or something giving some thoughts on a pre-season game.
Still have my Foye jersey. Hey- at least she TRIED! :--)
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