MAYNHOLUP!'s Season Preview mayn!
by MAYNHOLUP on Dec 26, 2011 3:29 PM CST
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PrintAyyy wuss poppin yall u alreddy kno whu it iz yung MAYNHOLUP back in da sota from cali mayn an dayummm yall im SO fuckin hyped about tanight im on mah way to de Target centa right now iss gon be hoppin iss gon be jumpin mayn iss gon be supa thowed i cant wait!
Mayn we all been waitin for dis day like dayum near three years now mayn im gettin like kind uv emotinal juss thinkin bout it mayn i love de wolves!
Alright yall deze are juss some thangs i been thinkin bout fo dis here season mayn check it
1. Kevin Love iz gonna be killllin suckaz dis year. I was worried bout his weight loss cuz we all saw what dat did to al, althou big al lost weight eating fuckin subway sandwhcihes that shit aint good fo you mayn, but maynnn k love looks like a franchise guy mayn no doubt about it give him 100 mil i dont care juss keep him in minny!! I even drafted him #2 overall in fantasy instead uv durant cuz i think hes gonna be that thowed dis year
2. Kahn went absolutely HAM dis offseason, shoutouts ta david kahn mayn i fucks wit you
3. I like barea mayn i cal dude mighty mouse dat lil mafucka can ball doe!
4. Wes johnson mayn u need ta step up an stop actin all btch like an scared on de court homie
5. Randolph need ta pass de ball lmao
6. Malcolm lee u lookin thowed juss step ya twitter game up
7. Mo den anything im SO hyped ta not have Jonny Fuckface Flynn on our team. I wuz even lookin at doze crazy advanced stats an all and mayn dat guy really did have de worst season ever right? I like how he even had a tweet earlier dis year about all de haters in minnesota lmao ay jonny stop tweetin bout angelina jolie movies and fuckin work on yo game bitch!!! Rambis an flynn yall i hope i neva see yall again an if u redu dis jonny juss pass de ball homie it aint dat hard
8. fuckin RUBIO maynnnnnn!!!!!!! Dat dude iz a based god right now mayn ay Ricky we gon get thowed one night an eat doze tamales at mercado central on lake street i bet if he knew bout doze he woulda come here two years ago mayn!
Ill see yall at de game mayn ima be de wun stumblin yellin ay ricky wuss poppin mayn! 1 love yall, lessss git it!!
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wow bruh
I agree with you, but it it gave me a headache tryna read it. Good thoughts though over all. Don’t know about K-love over Durant but, I can see where you are coming from.
by Michael C. Boosalis II on Dec 26, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions
I share your enthusiasm.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
hilarious..
especially the Jonny Flynn diatribe.
Did Flynn talk gar about Minny fans on twitter?
I’d love to go and find that tweet, but I know that it would take pages upon pages of tweets to find.
Flynn sucked.
MAYN, what's it take for Kahn to reach Boss Status?
.500 record and Rubio close to ROY?
by fanslaststand on Dec 26, 2011 5:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Mayn! What a guy...
Yo Mayn, what did you think of Thursday and Echoes of Silence? I thought they were still good, but no where near House of Balloons.
The artist formally known as Blakeley
I've been dipping in and out of all 3.
House of Balloons still favourite for me I think.
Live And Stupid From England
Thursday grew on me quite a bit
I juss Dl’ed Enchoes Uv Silence i didnt kno dat dopped i wuz too thowd i guess lmao. Either way, de CHOPPED NOT SLOPPED versiosn get de most burn from me u GOT to DL de house of balloons wun iss crazyyy:
MAYN HOL UP!
3to1 that Mayn and Adelman get thowed together by the end of the year.
I’m just assuming he and Rubio already have, how else did we finally get him over here?
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Dec 26, 2011 6:06 PM CST reply actions
I have been trying to figure out what thowed means
for a couple weeks… I love these posts because they are the most fun to read, but that one word I can’t get a handle on.
If all else fails, Urbandictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thowed
Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.
urbandictionary.com
is the Rosetta Stone for MAYNHOLUP’s posts
And I like MAYN’s posts – adds flavor to the site.
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra
by Wile E Coyote on Dec 27, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
I'll be damned..
I should have been able to figure that one out, thanks!
love it!!!
looking forward to this season, as well
by dontbesomean youngfella on Dec 26, 2011 6:35 PM CST reply actions
Most recs per comment/commenter ever, I'm guessing!
You can't dust for vomit.
"big al lost weight eating fuckin subway sandwhcihes that shit aint good fo you mayn"
Hell yeah! Big Al had a huge fuckin’ head with a stickman body after he lost all that weight. He looked malnourished n shit. Yo, we gotta get thowed and watch some T-Wolves sometime, Mayn.
"Only God is an expert, Ernie."
dass wussup
u got a TRILL azz Profile Pic yungin shoutouts ta RIco Lil Caesar mayn dat dude wuz a boss i remember when i saw dat he wuz all “Mother mercy could dis be de end uv RIco” i was like ah mayn!!!!
MAYN HOL UP!
Fo Sho
How long are you back from LA from?
Me an my friends have been doing Eddie G. impressions since that C.O.P.S. cartoon show. Do you remember that $hit?
"Only God is an expert, Ernie."
A'ight
I hope you can make it to one of the pickup games I organize on Canis Hoopus next spring. If you wanna smoke some and watch Wolves or play 2K12 before then, hit me up @
MNChris on the PS3, or let me know if you don’t have a PS3 in this thread. I went to college in LA, so you know I likes ta git thowed too
"Only God is an expert, Ernie."
You are correct, sir.
Man, you can’t slip up at all on Canis Hoopus. I guess I should have put L.A., but I didn’t think the correction police would show up in a MAYNHOLUP thread. Plus, MAYN has just been workin out there, smokin that Killa Cali shit, so I figured he’d know I meant THE LA.
I went to Loyola Marymount, like Rick Adelman. Highest scoring college basketball team of all time time! 122.4 in 1990!!! Will that ever be broken?
"Only God is an expert, Ernie."
(I think Nugz was messing with you.)
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Dec 31, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
I know CJ
I was still surprised to be teased about imperfect writing in a MAYNHOLUP thread.
I guess I just wanted to brag about Rick Adelman being a fellow LMU alum and our scoring record that will NEVER be broken.
"Only God is an expert, Ernie."
Worth bragging about!
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 1, 2012 1:14 AM CST up reply actions
I wish they would replay more LMU games on ESPN classic.
Or UNLV, PHI Slamma Jamma or more run and gun basketball in general.
"Only God is an expert, Ernie."
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