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The "Last Gasp" Open Thread


Okay, folks, just a few more hours left until the Trading Deadline comes, and then goes. Between the lockout, the shoddy draft this year and the loss of 2012's pick, and the Timberwolves' apparent inability or unwillingness to spend money on a quality addition to this team, this afternoon might mark the last chance we have to see immediate improvement.

What do you want, what do you fear, and what do you hear? As an extra bonus, pretend you're the Timberwolves' Marketing and Advertising department, and after another blankteen-win season, bad coaching, worse front office moves, and a penny-pinching ownership, you're forced to come up with a campaign to sell sponsors and ticketholders on buying into next year's team. What would you (honestly, or sarcastically) use as the slogan?

And as a thank you for your efforts and perseverance, re-refreshing this link every ten seconds should keep you from performing any semblance of productivity until the newest episode of Friends comes on tonight (that's still on, right? "Must-see TV," and all that?).

Have at it, and GO TIMBERWOLVES!

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