The good news is that it's Friday, and that means that the (positive) Truths shall set us free. Never have Timberwolves fans needed more good news to get us popping, but never has there been so little reality-based information, interviews, and perspectives to cheer us up. Is there any light at the end of this long, long tunnel, and if so, is the light just the train indicating perpetual suckitude, or relocation, or contraction (or, all three)?

I'm gonna need your help here, people--what have you got for your brethren and sistren?