Kidding, of course, but I've been on ESPN's trade machine for the last hr, reworking our team.  Here's what I came up with:

Trade 1

Wolves get:            Knicks get:           Nuggets get:
Roger Mason          Melo                    Wilson Chandler, Anthony Randolph, Eddie Curry, 2 Knicks Draft Picks(?)
Nene                       Bassy                  Timberwolves 2nd 2011 pick (viaGrizz-viaJAZZ,top14protected, I believe)

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=4vpqjzd
Wolves get a high PER/physical center in NENE, Knicks get there man in Melo, and the Nuggets get a decent grab bag...better than nothing.

Trade 2

Wolves get:            Sixers: 
Andre Iguodala      Corey Brewer, Wes Johnson

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=45kyuue
Wolves get a team leader,fellow team USA teammate of Love...Philly; cap relief and two decent wings.

Trade 3

Wolves get:            Pacers get:
Danny Granger       Mike Beasley, Martell Webster

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=4r2q265
Wolves get another great player for the price of 2 young good, potentially great in Beasley's case, players.                         
Trade 4:

Wolves get:           Suns get:
Nash                      Rubio
                              Flynn

Wolves get a great veteran leader.  Suns get a temporary backup to Dragic in Flynn and the potential young star in Rubio.

2011-12
pg-NASH,ridnour
sg-IGUODALA,ellington/mason
sf-GRANGER,terrencejones?
pf-LOVE,perryjones?,tolliver
c-NENE,darko

I know this would probably never fly, just thought my first post would be a fun one. ;)

What do you guys think?