This organization is a complete disaster.
Someone needs to step up and make Glen an offer he can't refuse.
Is it you? It's certainly not me, although I do have over $20,000 in my 403b.
But, if there's anything Wolves fans have an abundance of, it's patience. If you don't have enough money and friends to buy the team now, you (yes, you) need to stop being so selfish and start making some real money.
I need to see patent applications, investment strategies, and some good old-fashioned insider trading. Hell, firebomb your competition if it will get you the dough to buy this team! Not into advanced stats? I don't care. I need some change and I need it now.
Remember, start today, because compound interest matters.
Note: the staff at littleboxes does not condone illegal wealth-generating activites, but does condone the wealth they generate.