Please welcome a new member of Canis Hoopus, David Jaffe. He has but one simple request, which he has made just once twice three times in the past three days, but still received no response:

When are we getting our player report cards with future prognosis?

It's a fair question from a decent person, and apologies go out to Mr. Jaffe for the delay in responding. On behalf of the entire Canis Hoopus community, I can state that we are shamed, and deserve no mercy.

So it only seems right that in a meager attempt to rectify the situation, members respond with their own grades, evaluations, and projections of Timberwolves players.

Some well-intentioned Canis Hoopers might be asking the obvious question, "Which players would be most interesting to Mr. Jaffe?" Based on his SB Nation profile, he appears to be from the Buffalo, New York area, and therefore if you know of any Timberwolves players with ties to that part of the country, please focus your efforts likewise.

Please give the favour of honouring this request!