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Moore, Wiggins, Reeve, Whalen and Augustus have the Lynx playing terrific basketball this season.

About two hours before the scheduled tip-off last night, a friend called me up and said he couldn't make it to the Minnesota Lynx' game against the Atlanta Dream. He asked me if I'd like to use his tickets. Since my original Friday night plans involved a frozen pizza and a rented copy of the King's Speech, I decided to take him up on it. Plus, the seats were in the second row - directly behind the Lynx' bench - and I thought that'd be pretty cool.

I'll be honest, though. I have been a big doubter of the WNBA. I was one of those guys who said things like, "the worst NBA player would win the MVP in the WNBA," and "they just don't have the skill level to keep it entertaining." I never really thought I'd be interested in the Minnesota Lynx.

Well, you know what?  I was dead wrong.

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This isn't one of those, "they're pretty good...for girls," kind of stories. No, this is a, "they're really, really good," kind of story. As a Minnesota Timberwolves' season ticket holder who has not missed a home game in four full seasons, although I've seen my share of good individual performances, the Lynx looked like a much better team than anything the Wolves have put out onto the court in the last few years.

United We Run?  How about 27 fast break points.

Efficient scoring?  How about 16 points on 9 shots for Lindsey Whalen (with 8 assists and only one turnover in nearly 30 minutes) or 25 points on 14 shots for Seimone Augustus.

Double-double streaks?  How about Rebekkah Brunson's 18 points and 14 rebounds, giving her a double-double in each of the first five games of the WNBA season, one shy of the WNBA record to start a season. She's also averaging 18.1 rebounds per 40 minutes (Kevin Love averaged about 17 per 40 mins this season).

Of course, that's not even mentioning Maya Moore, a two-time NCAA champion and the first female basketball player to sign with Jordan Brand, or former 6th Woman Award winner and all-time women's Pac-10 leading scorer Candice Wiggins. There is a lot of talent on this squad and it seemed that every player who stepped onto the court contributed to the victory.

How many times have you been able to say that about the Wolves since Kevin Garnett left?

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Speaking of Kevin Garnett, the Big Ticket was just one of the big names who was at the game on Friday night. Sitting courtside was Garnett, who had former Minnesota Governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura to his right and former rap sensation Troy Hudson to his left. Minnesota Vikings' defensive end Ray Edwards was also at the game.

Although the announced crowd of 7,556 was less than half of the Wolves' average crowd (15,242), you wouldn't have known it when they started cheering. Instead of grumbling die-hards (like myself), fair-weather fans wearing Kobe jerseys or people who got in free for buying a gallon of juice, these fans more closely resembled a high school crowd. Instead of people yelling at Jonny Flynn for dribbling yet another ball off of his foot, many fans were cheering on the Lynx as if they were watching their own friends or relatives out on the court. They jeered the refs at every call against the home team - whether the call was correct or not - and clapped for an admittedly-thrilling fast break layup as if it were the greatest play in basketball history.

Some might call it corny. I just thought it was great to see the fans reward the team for its play, and to see a team whose play deserved to be rewarded.

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Noted sports writer and WNBA critic Bill Simmons once wrote, "How can [the WNBA] be salvaged?

The simple answer: It's can't...I tried to watch [a playoff game] Tuesday night. Forget about the jarring lack of athleticism, how nobody plays above the rim, how the playoff games lack the life-or-death emotion of those March Madness affairs. This was just subpar basketball. For all the talk about fundamentals, nobody was challenging shots or denying guards from penetrating into the lane. The two teams ended up shooting a combined 39 percent, even though they were getting wide-open looks on both ends. For every decent play, there were three bad ones.

And sure, maybe I just caught a bad game. But why would someone like me -- a die-hard sports fan who loves basketball -- watch this league on a regular basis? What's the lure? What am I missing?"

 

Sounds like something I might have said, too, not that long ago. In fact, a lot of sports fans I know (including some reading this right now)  might have agreed, and might still agree, with that paragraph. After all, the attendance and the ratings are low. The athleticism and the above-the-rim plays can't match up to the NBA. The WNBA may never get the promotion and the corporate sponsorships that are necessary  to be financially successful.

So why would a die-hard sports fan who loves basketball watch the WNBA on a regular basis?

Because those are exactly the type of fans who know great basketball when they see it. Those are the type of fans who recognize, and appreciate, Lindsey Whalen's court vision, Taj McWilliams-Franklin's on-ball screens, Seimone Augustus' jump shots and how all three can come together to create a beautiful basketball play.

In the Lynx-Dream game, the teams shot a combined 48% with 30 total turnovers. In the Wolves-Hawks game back in November, those teams shot a combined 46% with 36 total turnovers.

Die-hard sports fans are the type of fans who appreciate dunks, but also appreciate fundamentals and efficient basketball.

I was one of those fans. It turns out that I just didn't know it yet. Go watch a Minnesota Lynx game.

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Wish I was in the Twin Cities to catch a game live.

I saw Whalen and McCarville live and loved every minute of it. Great basketball is great basketball.

Thanks for firing up the Lynx juices over here in Thailand, we may just have to find some international feeds to watch some games.

by Django Z on Jun 18, 2011 4:22 AM CDT reply actions  

My 10-year old daughter and I had a blast ...

while being treated to some of the best, most entertaining basketball I’ve seen from a hometown team in the last few years. The Lynx are a very easy team to like, and root for, and I’d echo everything Tim just said. Buy tickets. We got the “dads-and-daughters” promotion for the game last night, which ran about $50 bucks with tax, for two good seats (not Tim Allen-good, mind you), two meals and and a couple of autographs after the game.

So nice, not even a Target Center T-Hud sighting could spoil it.

"Deserve ain't got nothin' to do with it."
-- W. Munney (1992) / Snoop (2008)

by ol' weird harold on Jun 18, 2011 5:33 AM CDT reply actions  

It just seems important to support women’s sports and I must say I’m suprised I’ve never noticed a movement/campaign to get women to support women’s sports.

by fanslaststand on Jun 18, 2011 7:23 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Also check out Moore’s shoulders and arms compared to Wiggin’s. Damn.

by fanslaststand on Jun 18, 2011 7:26 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I read an interview a few weeks ago

where the interviewer asked Moore about that. Moore said she’s been weightlifting seriously since she was 14. It shows. That is a strong woman. Sojourner Truth strong.

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jun 18, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I used to think "ugh" to women's bball as well...

but I have become a fan watching my HS students play (although I don’t watch the Lynx much since I live in DFW). I got to watch one of my former students (Sims) and Griner play in the women’s NCAA tournament (unfortunately they lost to the Aggies) but the quality of play and excitement in the AAC was great! Lots of talent coming up for the WNBA. Griner is a special player to watch. If you get a chance to watch Baylor nexy year, don’t miss the opportunity.

Timberwolves' record: Undefeated (5-11, if you go by so-called "Advanced Stats")

by Wolf21 on Jun 18, 2011 7:59 AM CDT reply actions  

no shots

but mayn, de Kings Speech iz sum terrible filmmaking. dont waste ya time wit dat propaganda oscar bait fuckery. rent Animal Kingdom insted

MAYN HOL UP!

by MAYNHOLUP on Jun 18, 2011 8:56 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

YES!

You’re the first person I’ve heard who doesn’t like the Kings Speech! I was bored out of my mind during that movie.

, said Mplax.

by Mplax on Jun 18, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

seconded!

I don’t think it’s terrible, just unbelievably overrated. It’s a nice cozy Masterpiece Theater two-parter, not the best picture of the year. Plus it gets the history horribly, horribly wrong.

"Can someone please help me out, who did wolves pick, doesnt look too positive around here"

by Rasho Revolution on Jun 18, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Random film question:

Have you seen the Pat Tillman movie? I’ve read Where Men Win Glory and it took me about a month to stop being pissed. I think the movie would be even worse.

by Stop-n-Pop on Jun 18, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I also read the book

by dad saw the movie and says it was as good as the book, which means you’ll be pissed off. But it’s well done, he says.

I haven't written an insightful post in years.

by littleboxes on Jun 18, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oi

I think I’ll skip it.

by Stop-n-Pop on Jun 18, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

aint seen it

juss got interne back afta like a month witout it mayn, finna step mah movie game back up

MAYN HOL UP!

by MAYNHOLUP on Jun 18, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

animal kingdom and red hill

Some great stuff coming out of the outback lately.

"Pinch-bunters don't have a ton of value, even with the Twins"

by Steven Ellingson on Jun 18, 2011 9:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hah, well, I still haven't watched it.

What is Animal Kingdom? Is that the one with Kevin James?

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by TimAllen on Jun 18, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Appreciate it.

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by TimAllen on Jun 18, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, animal kingdom iz not "the zookeeper"

Iss a dark ass australian modern gangster film. Iss incredible. Best film uv 2010 by a mile.

MAYN HOL UP!

by MAYNHOLUP on Jun 18, 2011 12:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

On another note,

I thought you would enjoy this thought from your favorite Tweeter:

@J_Flynn
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Women wit trucks do something for me #imjussayin

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by PoorDick on Jun 18, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Deep thoughts

By Jonny Flynn.
 
“Texting in the tub. Then sneezing #bigmistake”

by fanslaststand on Jun 18, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

and then there is Steve Nash

Steve Nash
Yes. Tolerance. RT @59Spartan: Very disappointing @SteveNash would do a commercial supporting gay marriage. Steve, something we should know?

by fanslaststand on Jun 18, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jonnys beem bak on twitter fo a minute now

Kahns best move move uv hiz tenure so far was when he made flynn stop tweetin durin dis season. I wonder how dat meeting went.

“jonny methinks you should stop tweeting for the remainder, and im just gonna say the remainder, of the season. Now show me that smile of yours”

MAYN HOL UP!

by MAYNHOLUP on Jun 18, 2011 3:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

We’re all going to look back on the Kahn Era fondly. I’m trying to soak up every minute of it like it’s cat puke.

by fanslaststand on Jun 18, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to direct Rashoismydad to this post.

It might help him understand.

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jun 18, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

59Spartan

sounds like someone we’d all be better off knowing.

Props to Nash.

, said Mplax.

by Mplax on Jun 18, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

GRLHOLUP alwayz asks me

Why i watch kahns interviews if i hate him so much. Iss cuz iss pure gold, alwayz funny. Hiz 12 min wun from taday had sum great
Moments

MAYN HOL UP!

by MAYNHOLUP on Jun 18, 2011 4:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Regardless of KG's antics

It’s really cool to see him back here in MN during the offseason. And I suppose I could say that about THud too. Not quite Twins-esque yet with the number of ex-players who stick around. But hey, gotta start somewhere! Glad to see the greatest Wolf of all time making an appearance.

, said Mplax.

by Mplax on Jun 18, 2011 9:06 AM CDT reply actions  

I always assumed he sold his place after the trade

By the way, Troy, I hope you bought the seats, since KG got you the huge contract.

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by pagingstanleyroberts on Jun 18, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I kept remarking to my guest that I liked T-Hud's outfit, especially his hat.

She said that if I tried wearing that, I’d look like Hannibal Lecter. Point taken. =)

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by TimAllen on Jun 18, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

They should be good

with all the early first round picks the team has earned by losing so much during their existence… We will say this about the Wolves one day. I just hope it doesn’t take them as long as the Lynx…

Waiting for Relevancy...

by Bombnuke on Jun 18, 2011 9:06 AM CDT reply actions  

Ya, we know they were bad.

Glad you could get that off your chest. Information like that is a heavy burden to carry around.

by fanslaststand on Jun 18, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hoot!

Great reply, thanks for brightening my day and pissing off my wife because I won’t tell her what I’m laffin at!

by timmuggs on Jun 18, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well what the hell.
But it’s funny how aholes attract aholes like a magnet. This should be a lesson to me:)

by fanslaststand on Jun 18, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I always wondered

why all my friends were aholes…

, said Mplax.

by Mplax on Jun 18, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reminds me

of one of my current favorite songs.

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jun 18, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

The mosh pit!!!

Do people still mosh? I have two mosh pit stories. First, I was somewhere in Wisconsin when Pantera played. I was just standing in the middle of a crowd when it broke out around me. Kind of violent. Kind of entertaining. The second was with the Beastie Boys in a huge concert on Harriet Island, Lollapaloza. I was in the front being crushed by the huge amount of people at the festival. I got pulled up by one of the security guards and I got to walk across the front of the stage when they were performing Watcha Want. It was amazing to look out at the crowd with that many people. I completely froze. It was a very cool moment.

by Stop-n-Pop on Jun 19, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll let you know.

My friends and I are going to see Volbeat at First Ave on August 1st. I’m too old to play in the pit anymore, but I’ll keep my eye out for it.

My favorite mosh pit story is from 1989 when I was stationed in Norfolk. My friends and I went to see Faith No More, Circus of Power, and another band I don’t remember. My hardcore-punk friend started moshing to the canned music before the show even started and got thrown out. He had to wait outside while we moshed legally to a pretty great show in a tiny club. Good times.

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jun 19, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I moshed with Tad once ...

1991? I think, a Lubricated Goat show at the Offramp in Seattle, he and I and a few others de-pantsed Ren mid-song, whilst he was playing the sax

"Deserve ain't got nothin' to do with it."
-- W. Munney (1992) / Snoop (2008)

by ol' weird harold on Jun 19, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did Tad stage dive?

I remember reading an old Soundgarden article (on an amazing fansite) where one of the members of the band excitedly rushed into the dressing room to announce to the others that Tad had just stage dived during his band’s performance. Not a good time to be in the front row.

"We must always seek the truth in our opponents' error and the error in our own truth." - RN

by nja700 on Jun 19, 2011 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

No ... The Offramp's stage

Was only about a foot and a half off the floor … Not much fun

"Deserve ain't got nothin' to do with it."
-- W. Munney (1992) / Snoop (2008)

by ol' weird harold on Jun 19, 2011 6:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I took my wife and 3 daughters to the home opener.

We’ll be going back again this season.

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by HumdingerTV on Jun 18, 2011 9:45 AM CDT reply actions  

When the time comes...

For my wife and I to have kids if I have a daughter we will be taking her to some games. I already watch them on tv.

Authentic frontier Gibberish

by FunkDoobious on Jun 18, 2011 9:54 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Thanks once again Tim

out here in the hinterland near Perham Minnesota three of us read this and agreed the Lynx are something special this year. I can’t help but think the two pictures one of the home town girl with her friends and co- players and the other of the ex governor sitting next to KG and Troy are great comments on Minnesota in general.

by mr.sorbet on Jun 18, 2011 10:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Thanks for this

Too bad the league blocked out their stream to the home audience. I’d love to get into the Lynx and watching them on TV would be the easiest way for me to get hooked.

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by TMiss on Jun 18, 2011 10:54 AM CDT reply actions  

Crap

I’ll be in Iowa for Father’s Day. I did watch one game on tape delay, and yeah, I’d like to see more of this team.

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by TMiss on Jun 18, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but this is getting old...

If this is a Timberwolves blog, why are you constantly using non-descript headlines to get someone like me to view a story about a team I could care less about. No offense to anyone, but the Lynx do not interest me; to me, the WNBA has the equivalent entertainment value of Boys High School basketball: there’s talent, sometimes the play is really good, but for the most part, it’s vastly inferior to Men’s college or Pro hoops.

By just seeing the title on my Yahoo Sports page, I had no way of knowing it was Lynx related. I mean, is it purposeful to try and force Lynx stories on people or to get hits for the Lynx? It just seems pretty underhanded if you ask me. It would make sense to me if you would always put “Lynx” in the title anytime you put a story about them in here, rather than trying to force your enthusiasm for them down our throats.

I get it, its your blog, you can post stories about the Lynx here if you want, even though, technically, they have as much to do with the Timberwolves as the Gophers basketball team does. Yet I never see any Gopher blog entries here. I love the coverage of the T-Wolves on this site, even if I don’t post much. But these Lynx stories are getting out of hand.

by San Diego Viking on Jun 18, 2011 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay, everybody

From now on, no more posting of stories and comments about subjects in which “San Diego Viking” has no interest.

You’ve been warned.

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by PoorDick on Jun 18, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling...

….this is the beginning of a long and fruitful relationship.

by Stop-n-Pop on Jun 18, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

(cackles with glee)

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by PoorDick on Jun 18, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I admit it didn't make sense...

which piqued my interest further. But, again, I’m also not one to really consider the Lynx a true Pro sports team either… so it didn’t even cross my mind the story was about them. I mean, I’m sure there’s a Pro Lacrosse team in Minny too, but I wouldn’t consider that team on par with the Twins, Vikes, TWolves and Wild.

by San Diego Viking on Jun 18, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

"But, again, I’m also not one to really consider the Lynx a true Pro sports team . . ."

They’re a collection of people who are paid to play a sport. I don’t know how much more “true” they can be than exactly meeting the terms of the definition.

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jun 18, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

San Diego Viking's Criteria for Being a True Sports Team:

1. Players get paid to play a sport.
2. Players have wieners.

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by PoorDick on Jun 18, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poor Dick's criteria for reading blogs...

1) Like everything that is ever posted on whatever site your reading.
2) Have no capacity to think on your own and…
3) When someone else does question anything on the blog, use childish humor (cackles with glee!?) to respond rather than answer them seriously.

by San Diego Viking on Jun 19, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will freely admit

that I am “bit so good with context.”

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by PoorDick on Jun 20, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

The other question

Is why you’re even upset. You see a headline, click on a link, see the story, realize its about the WNBA, hit the back button and less than 30 seconds later you’re back where you started. BFD.

by JopeX37 on Jun 18, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could ask the same of you...

If you didn’t like my comment, couldn’t you have kept scrolling and not responded? But I suspect that perhaps, just maybe, you understand one point of a blog is the opportunity to express ones opinion. So I agree, BFD.

by San Diego Viking on Jun 19, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well technically...

The Lynx ARE the best team in Minnesota.

Hey for real tho, I enjoy getting Lynx coverage here. Do you think it would be OK if they keep putting up say, an article a week during the season, which is about the current pace, so people like me can get our Lynx fix? If not I understand. Thanks.

by fanslaststand on Jun 18, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

IMHO, posting Lynx stories here...

is OK, I would say just notate somehow in the title that its a Lynx story, rather than make the reader open the story to find out, especially considering these titles show up on the Yahoo Sports front page. But, as PD so points out, I really just want this site to cater to my weird ways.

by San Diego Viking on Jun 18, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe you. I think you get off saying women’s sports suck and are using the title of the article as a cover.

by fanslaststand on Jun 18, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think your biggest issue

is with Yahoo putting links to every article that pops up on CH on the page.

That said, thanks for coming back to the page more to add comments. We of the Lynx marketing team appreciate it greatly.

, said Mplax.

by Mplax on Jun 18, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I assume the version that was released yesterday

had the feature that makes sure someone leaves a comment as well?

, said Mplax.

by Mplax on Jun 18, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shut up, stupid!

Sorry, this wasn’t my fault, it was the gun at my head thing that made me do it…I swear.

by JopeX37 on Jun 18, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

So funny... well, not really

but the app also demanded I go over to the Lynx blog and read all the Timberwolves articles! Huh… there is no Lynx blog? GET OUT! But its so clear from this article and these comments that there are tens of fans of the Lynx.

by San Diego Viking on Jun 19, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which is apparently

a number that greatly exceeds fans of your comments here.

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by PoorDick on Jun 20, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know how you saw through me so easily.

My sinister goal is to oversaturate this website and Yahoo Sports with stories about the Minnesota Lynx and force those stories down your throat. It truly is a vile and dastardly deed and I apologize for it.

As a token of my regret, I’d like to present you with a full refund. You can pick up the refund at the Target Center on Sunday, June 26th any time between 6 PM and 8 PM CST.

Everything in the computer need my face on it. Mega Gigabytes, son!

by TimAllen on Jun 18, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Glad to see as a... wait for it..."Manager"

of this blog that you are so open to someone having a different opinion than you. You clearly are doing a “great” job and I am sure we will see the name “Tim Allen” in bright lights some day… or wait… oops, there already is one. Well, just keep riding that Lynx wave, and you will get somewhere.

by San Diego Viking on Jun 19, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

How bout you just go straight to Canis Hoopus instead of yahoo?

Then you get to see all the pretty pictures they preview for you, and you can skip the stories that make you look like an asshole.

by Johnny Hash on Jun 19, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Self portraits are a dangerous way to post on the internet...

Why don’t I go to Canis Hoopus first instead of Yahoo? Hmmmm, Einstein… no wait, you’ve eclipsed Einstein… ya think maybe this story might just be on the Canis Hoopus page as well?

If I look like an asshole, are you offended that I’m misrepresenting your kind?

by San Diego Viking on Jun 19, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's no misrepresentation about it.

In fact, I’d say you’re doing a fine job of impersonating an evacuation point (seems to come naturally to you) … just keep talkin.

And if you’re taking requests, could you do Surfin’ Bird next?

"Deserve ain't got nothin' to do with it."
-- W. Munney (1992) / Snoop (2008)

by ol' weird harold on Jun 19, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

IMHO ...

"Deserve ain't got nothin' to do with it."
-- W. Munney (1992) / Snoop (2008)

by ol' weird harold on Jun 18, 2011 2:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Lynx deserve major cred

but Twins are consistent winners.

Besides, Rebekkah Brunson is a star. Now that everyone is healthy, we are beginning to see what this team offers. Great start.

Dingus Kahn, it's over

by Flagrant on Jun 18, 2011 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

YES. Consistent Losers

They are ONE postseason loss from tying the all time record of 13, currently held by the Boston Red Sox.
Think about that…a dozen in a row.

by fanslaststand on Jun 18, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

As compared to post seasons for

(fill in the blank)

Dingus Kahn, it's over

by Flagrant on Jun 18, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rebekkah Brunson gets too many double-doubles.

All she cares about is her own stats and she can’t play defense. Let’s trade her.

by LoveTo on Jun 18, 2011 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

You're right.

She can’t lead the team. Look how bad the Lynx were last year with her on the roster. Now the team is doing well and everyone thinks she’s great. %%%%

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jun 18, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry

but I just had to steal that picture of Jesse and KG for my political blog.

GREAT picture!

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by TMiss on Jun 20, 2011 8:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Great article!

I hope more people come to games.. they really are a great time!

by Al Damlo on Jun 20, 2011 12:12 PM CDT reply actions  

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