Because everybody loves polls. Even scientifically inaccurate polls appeal to our scientific nature.
In one other thing I learned today. FanPosts require a minimum length. This is direct contradiction to the "less is more" approach preferred by Mark Twain, myself, and Shakespeare. But I guess it exists for a reason, so I will don my partici-pants and try to be a helper. I mean, I have nothing intelligent to say, but I am intrigued by Nellie, and am curious as to what percentage on CH agrees with me. If this filler content fails to meet the minimum expectation by the community and I'm to be banished for it, I can accept that.