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Postcard from Corey Brewer #2



I've been out of town for a bit, so I only just now stumbled upon this postcard (it was actually 3 of the same postcard taped together).. the photo is of a sheep riding on a surfboard with board shorts and sunglasses. Someone has used a Sharpie to imply that the sheep is saying" Who's. Baaaaad?

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Hey guys! So how have you been? Pretty good, I hope.. I was just laying outside in my coastal lily garden, petting my goat, when all of a sudden I suddenly thought of you - the people who spend their free time debating my ability to play basketball. I got to thinking you guys must be super smart, but that maybe you didn't realize something- I accomplished far more than any twolves player besides KG, and I almost literally needed to do nothing! It was really cool- I went to Texas, which is connected to the rest of the USA by its border, and I started shooting basketballs with these guys before they went out at night and won championships.. they were pretty nice! Anyways, I thought it might interest you to know that if you want a championship, it would be way easier to just go to Texas like I did somehow. It might save you a lot of valuable time. I just remember when I was playing basketball in Minnesota and that old man Glen would watch me play and point and shout, "Too expensive! Not worth a contract on a championship team!" When he made that mean goat noise at me I sometimes even cried. So just so you all know, it is waaay- I mean way- easier to do good in Texas. I barely had to do anything.. I like you guys, so I thought I should tell you to try it. Thanks again for that book about the power within myself See you soon Corey

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