Because it's the off season, everyone's locked out and because I'm tired of all of SnP's blues and MAYNHOLUP's indulgent, stuck-in-the-present-moment hip hop, here's a timeless classic from St. Petersburg-based Russian evil musical genius Oleg Gitarkin.

It's also something you can watch with your whole family. Of course, it makes for a better bonding moment if your kids are smoking from the same pipe as you. Mexican wrestling masks, cleavage and surf music? How could this not make for a memorable family Saturday night in?

For more of this go to YouTube and search for Messer Chups. It's how the world sees us!