Road to 59-7, the Conflict of Interest Bowl
by Stop-n-Pop on Jan 13, 2012 6:30 PM CST
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Our blogging buddies for the evening are over at the excellent At The Hive. Give them some love. They just lost their KG.
Be excellent to one another and go Wolves!
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Next 4 Games Are...
@ New Orleans (no Gordon)
@ Atlanta (No Horford)
vs. Sacramento
vs. Detroit
Hopefully we can go 3-1, or even 4-0, during this stretch. Also with Rubio starting tonight, a good stretch could cement his place in the starting line-up for good.
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
You just jinxed us into 1-3
Tanks for nuttin Danny.
Michael Beasley is a Small Forward. Derrick Williams is a Power Forward.
We are now going to go 1-3 or 0-4
Trust me, this is backed by science
Jonny "Bag o' Chips" Flynn is gone, who's next?
Crystal Ball says Wes "The Ghost" Johnson
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 13, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
Remember the old T-wolves draft pick formula...
If Commentators state “This is an ‘x’ player draft,” then the twolves will pick = x+1. Well this is the year that changed! Not more jinxes.
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
eh...
Whether it was true or not, people said this was a two player draft with a huge drop-off after (they said the same thing about Rose/Beasley)
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
I'm just looking forward to the Cousins-Pekovic rematch at Target Center.
"Opinion ...a confession."
YES!
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 13, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions
There is no way we win this game.
There is a lottery pick to be made.
Rubios - "Clinically PROVEN to Help Reduce Suckiness"
That’s what they want you to think.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
Not Televised Locally
I don’t get why all 66 games aren’t televised…But way to miss such a Huge game being it’s Ricky’s first start..
I think Friday and Saturday night games are ratings duds...
So FSN avoids purchasing those games
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
It's been like it for years though, with about 15-20% of the games not being televised Locally
Hell, the Cavs sucked last year too, yet every single one of their games was televised.
You could always
Start crying and then go ask your Wife for a handjob.
Michael Beasley is a Small Forward. Derrick Williams is a Power Forward.
mail order
Problem solved
Jonny "Bag o' Chips" Flynn is gone, who's next?
Crystal Ball says Wes "The Ghost" Johnson
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 13, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, that's gross.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 13, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions
Excited about Rubio starting...
Hopefully Randolph is next
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
We have a PG and a PF starting tonight.
When will we start a PG, SG, SF, PF and C?
Rubios - "Clinically PROVEN to Help Reduce Suckiness"
ESPN Accuscore
has Love going for bonkers numbers, 25/15. Video game numbers, and that’s only what’s predicted, they have yet to see the Rubio effect.
"Practice? We talkin' bout' practice?"
by The Scandalnavian on Jan 13, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions
Rant Alert
I hate that my comcast LP always puts one of the 7:00 EST games on the HD channel. I get that this sometime allows for a second 7:00 PST game to also be on the HD channel, but for a fan of a central timezone fan, it blows. Why can’t all the games be in HD, is $170 not enough for HD content. This is not comcastic.
Michael Beasley is a Small Forward. Derrick Williams is a Power Forward.
Portions of it may be at times
Because it’s NBA Gametime all night.
Michael Beasley is a Small Forward. Derrick Williams is a Power Forward.
Ahhh I see. It’s gonna be hard to watch it with FSNorth not showing it tonight.
by MychalShannon1 on Jan 13, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone here play NBA 2K12...
1) Have the re-updated the living rosters?
2) Does anyone else have Rick Adelman as having black hands in the game?
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
hahaha yeah, he got black man hands
I tweeted Ronnie2k about it and he said they’ll send it our in a patch soon.
I watch this team, and i care so much, simply because i can’t not. It’s just a part of who i am..
He's also a (C, C, C, C) which is bullshit
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
Lol I saw that too. NBA 2k12 is such a terrible game.
by MychalShannon1 on Jan 13, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
Online it sucks. Everyone just picks the Heat or OKC.
by MychalShannon1 on Jan 13, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
I do hate that. Nobody has any pride anymore.
I go straight association mode.
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
Yea I know. I think i’m gonna just stick with Association mode and My Player. The ratings are terrible on the game too.
by MychalShannon1 on Jan 13, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
Great idea my buddies and I do. You draft players so the first number of their overall rating equals thirty-nine.
For Example:
Lebron 9
Eric Gordon 8
Kevin Love 8
Brandon Jennings 7
Mark Gasol 7
by Darth Paxton on Jan 13, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
Seeing as we play to the level of the opposition
Can someone convince Jarrett Jack to wear a Chris Paul mask during the game?
Harsher Than Scissors
why is LP behind?
My feed hasn’t even started yet
I watch this team, and i care so much, simply because i can’t not. It’s just a part of who i am..
Rubio is playing insane!
That’s the best start I’ve ever seen!
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
I am going to punch your skull flat.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 13, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
Rubio alley-oop...
to himself!!
You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul.
twitter.com/JayAreW
just a dunk?
like mona lisa is just a painting
by fanslaststand on Jan 13, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
Darko and Wes just collided...
They both tore their ACL’s!!
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
"Give them some love. They just lost their KG."
Love stays!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, will be the high point of my humour this evening.
Live And Stupid From England
Is this a different Michael Phelps?
(only listening on radio)
I have been waiting for a segue to say how awesome it is that Janet Evans qualified for Olympic trials in the 400 free though today. At 40!!!
I'm more of a Jeanie Longo guy
When it comes to age defying Olympic performances. 2008 was her 7th games on a bike. Evans is amazing as well but Longo missed Bronze by 2 seconds in the time trial at 49 years.
by fanslaststand on Jan 13, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
Obviously that is an amazing accomplishment
It is hard to compare across sports. But really cool how older, world-class, athletes are able to compete.
Rubio and Ellington listed as starters
on Hornets broadcast, why do they always screw those up
Joe Mauer grounded into double play, second to shortstop to first, ________ out at second
Starting the evening with a Brooklyn Brewery
Monster Ale. I know it would be more appropriate when we play the Knicks, but seasons wait for no NBA schedule. Barleywine style with10.1 ABV and malt heavy as are all Barleywines. Actually a good effort and more assertive than some of their attempts.
2012 the year of Twolves porcelain extraction?
Very good stuff
I can’t find it anywhere I live, but I had one at Whistle Binkies in Rochester. One of the better barleywines I’ve had. It’s one I want to lay one down for a year next time I come across some.
Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.
audio difficulties?
figure your shit out LP
I watch this team, and i care so much, simply because i can’t not. It’s just a part of who i am..
Broadband has audio TV does not
Thanks NBA for making an extremely crappy product even crappier
He who rides a wolf cannot dismount.
Hoping that with some rest KLove has a monster game tonight!
2012 the year of Twolves porcelain extraction?
You want a link?
Check my profile. That ends at 7:30.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
I might also note that the link that was taken over near the end of the season
last year is working now.
2012 the year of Twolves porcelain extraction?
Feed I've got is WAY behind.
will not be joining in game comments until halftime.
www.unleashkevinlove.com
DARK IT, DUNKO!
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
Make us shoot long shots, color guy?
I think we’ll make them if you give ’em, NOLA.
Harsher Than Scissors
Darko sucks
Joe Mauer grounded into double play, second to shortstop to first, ________ out at second
Nice start, kids.
Urgh.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
The entire country of Spain must be on LeaguePass
Rubios - "Clinically PROVEN to Help Reduce Suckiness"
Well that was the worst hook shot I've ever seen
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
Rubio draws a foul!
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
yay Wes
maybe Ricky can save your career.
He who rides a wolf cannot dismount.
by CaliWolf on Jan 13, 2012 7:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
WEEEEEEEEEES!
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
Pretty sure Jack traveled on that last possession
He moved both feet back while holding the ball, I swear it!
@JayKlinkhammer
jayklinkhammer.tumblr.com
Wes gets a bucket
Welcome to the twilight zone…
Jonny "Bag o' Chips" Flynn is gone, who's next?
Crystal Ball says Wes "The Ghost" Johnson
Who says "no" to...
Okafor and Ariza for Beasley, Darko, and Wes
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
Wes Johnson, take a bow son.
Obscure Andy Gray reference for you there.
Live And Stupid From England
It would be nice if Love would hit a shot inside the arc sometime again this season
Harsher Than Scissors
Can't believe so few people came to see Ricky.
The arena looks dreadful
by bluedevil_unicorno on Jan 13, 2012 7:18 PM CST reply actions
They had some kind of trade in the offseason.
@JayKlinkhammer
jayklinkhammer.tumblr.com
by y2jayjk on Jan 13, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Their SBN board is almost more depressing
Jonny "back o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 13, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
everyone elses league pass feeds not have audio?
I watch this team, and i care so much, simply because i can’t not. It’s just a part of who i am..
At least you aren't being inspired to horrible thoughts by the Hornets announcers
Yuck
Harsher Than Scissors
Hate is a strong word....
But that is the only word I could use to state how much I dislike these Hornets announcers.
Its crazy that our team
is behind the pace of Howards free throws already and we got to the line twice already
Twss?
Ponder to Harvin for 6!
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Jan 13, 2012 7:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
dunk the damn ball darko
you asshole
Joe Mauer grounded into double play, second to shortstop to first, ________ out at second
Could there be a better example of what Darko shouldn't do
followed by what he should do? I think not.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
The announcer
Just had an orgasm over thar dunk by Summers
Ponder to Harvin for 6!
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Jan 13, 2012 7:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Well theyll
Always have Mardi Gras
Ponder to Harvin for 6!
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Jan 13, 2012 7:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Old Yeller Darko.
Just take him out back by the shed and put him out his misery.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 7:21 PM CST reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 13, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
Haha!
Excellent! Exactly why he shouldn’t be starting.
by Darth Paxton on Jan 13, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
a lot of in and outs early
hope those shots fall in later
Joe Mauer grounded into double play, second to shortstop to first, ________ out at second
problem with rubio starting....
….isnt rubio starting. it is that wes and darko still do. instead of spotting them 3 starters, theyre down to 2
Did Wes and Summers match up in college?
Georgetown v Syracuse? Seems unlikely Summers got the best of that, so…..yeah.
He who rides a wolf cannot dismount.
I'm kinda tempted to set up my own commentary booth and just call this game to myself.
Live And Stupid From England
I know that "Time +Tragedy=Comedy" but...
“Manna from Heaven” still pisses me off
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
seriously.
Whomever mentioned signing Bogans (take credit please…it sure as crap wasn’t me) needs to have a loooong athletic conversation with David about our 2 guard situation and the current free agent pool.
Lob City? I prefer Skip-pass County.
thanks for clearing that up.
and thanks vjl. That is my new 2nd favourite idea.
Lob City? I prefer Skip-pass County.
I thought I wanted the win before
Now I want to win to shut up the announcers.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 7:27 PM CST reply actions
"How do you guard Kevin Love, Jason Smith?"
“You try and limit him”
BRILLIANT.
Live And Stupid From England
Uh oh, don't let Kahn see that Jason Smith tape...
Eloquent AND a good smile!
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
It's nice to see him playing extended minutes wiht Rubio
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
I guess we know what dog's ass the sun is shining on today...
"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."
— Hunter S. Thompson
by SoDakHmr on Jan 13, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBIO!
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
"I think he's much more dangerous making assists than he is scoring points."
This f’in guy.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 7:30 PM CST reply actions
this made me laugh out loud
as they saying goes: "no sh*t sherlock
"Some people just want to watch the world burn"
This
is not an excuse.
Live And Stupid From England
by JonesTheCat on Jan 13, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
One more time for good luck
Friday the 13th.
by Lance Steele on Jan 13, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
JJ and Beas are at Buffalo Wild Wings in Anoka watching the game together.
@JayKlinkhammer
jayklinkhammer.tumblr.com
Excuse me but
Anoka is lacking in the BW3 department, among other things. Must be Coon Rapids of Champlain Park locals.
by fanslaststand on Jan 13, 2012 7:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's a good sign that the deficit is under 10
with Darko playing even worse than usual.
He's Ricky Rubio. He’s not like anyone else.
It's Cynical Friday the 13th.
Just saying.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
Wes has been the definition of hot and cold
Hot like a sun, usually cold like the endless, trackless depths of space. Wes Johnson is an eloquent metaphor for the essential nihilism of existence.
Harsher Than Scissors
Byrun Mullens has been great this season...
Wish we had taken a flyer on him
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
Wes did pretty well against
NO last season too
Joe Mauer grounded into double play, second to shortstop to first, ________ out at second
Now that Wes looks more confident
he needs to start cutting more and get more points going to the basket instead of settling for threes. Looking good so far.
announcers are horrible singers too
Joe Mauer grounded into double play, second to shortstop to first, ________ out at second
I've moved on to Lagunitas Sucks
in honor of the announcers tonight.
2012 the year of Twolves porcelain extraction?
by Dogpile on Jan 13, 2012 7:33 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I have a greater grasp of basketball than these announcers.
And I’m English.
Live And Stupid From England
No clue at all.
Sort of place I look to the announcers to explain… oh, wait, they were busy talking about donuts or something.
by PoundFoolish on Jan 13, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
Looks the hornets team think they're smart for knowing "triskaidekaphobia"
Just no.
Harsher Than Scissors
I feel like we're stuck in 90s Kidz Nite with this broadcast
by juliancasablancas on Jan 13, 2012 7:35 PM CST reply actions
These announcers might be an acquired taste...
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
like eating roadkill
It’s probably not worth the effort
Harsher Than Scissors
by Malastare on Jan 13, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
7 TOs
awesome %
Joe Mauer grounded into double play, second to shortstop to first, ________ out at second
yet another shitty 1st quarter
You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul.
twitter.com/JayAreW
I didn't know the fact about the 13th floor and hotels
I like the announcers. !
@JayKlinkhammer
jayklinkhammer.tumblr.com
by y2jayjk on Jan 13, 2012 7:36 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Heard NO has awful announcers on purpose to encourage more to come to game
by bluedevil_unicorno on Jan 13, 2012 7:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Recent Announcer Dialogue
Color Commentator: You know what’s good about 13
Play by Play: What?
Color Commentator: Baker’s Dozen
Play by Play: Oh yeah?
Color Commentator: Donuts
Harty har har!
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
But we have Ricky,
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
ESPECIALLY PEK!
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 13, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
I have a theory on how to win these games
New players.
@JayKlinkhammer
jayklinkhammer.tumblr.com
by y2jayjk on Jan 13, 2012 7:39 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
He has to bring in some offense with the second team...
2012 the year of Twolves porcelain extraction?
Anybody who says Love steal boards from teammates is nuts
Seems like every time Love actually closes out on a jump shooter there is an oreb. Arrghh
He who rides a wolf cannot dismount.
by CaliWolf on Jan 13, 2012 7:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Love's shot from the line
has no arc. He’s not himself shooting.
He's Ricky Rubio. He’s not like anyone else.
That's what Love needs to do
Getting those boards, getting fouled. Screw post ups.
Harsher Than Scissors
Ugh?
Wilt was awesome!
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 13, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions
Squeaky Johnson?
Is this an MTV All-Star celebrity jam? WTF is that guy and is he bigger than Spud?
He who rides a wolf cannot dismount.
Former UAB Blazer, part of a team that upset the 1seed Kentucky Wildcats
He’s…awesome.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
The guys on the Hornets board
claim that he’s named thus because his uniform is squeeky clean after a game. Apparently, they don’t think too much of him.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 13, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
Holy #%^@, Squeeky Johnson is in the NBA?! NO.
Wow. Wow.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 7:41 PM CST reply actions
couldn't the same be said
about wes johnson?
by domesticllama on Jan 13, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like a Chappelle skit...
“Name’s Squeaky Johnson. I come from a college called nun ya G-dam bidness…”
"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."
— Hunter S. Thompson
I had a squeeky johnson once...
But some penicillin cleared that right up.
by PoundFoolish on Jan 13, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
You would swear it's Halloween listening to these guys.
They realize Friday the 13th is a coinsidence that happens several times a year.
Tip for NBA announcers.
If you’re sitting laughing at your own joke so much that noone can understand what you’re saying, this is bad broadcasting.
Live And Stupid From England
They're playing pretty good D
Or the Hornets suck.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 7:43 PM CST reply actions
The hole is not as deep!
We can handle this!
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
Squeaky Johnson
Player Hater of the Year
You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul.
twitter.com/JayAreW
by J_R_W on Jan 13, 2012 7:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I don't know if I'll be telling my grandkids about the time...
I stayed in on a Friday Night to watch this shitty game on my computer.
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
by Shane Heal on Jan 13, 2012 7:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Toddlers and Tiaras is a terrifyingly popular thing though
All of these people on my FB have linked to this horrifying spectacle with this little blonde girl who’s squeezing her belly for the camera, chugging Mountain Dew, and generally imitating people from Jerry Springer.
This makes me want to cry.
And I don’t have (or care about) children.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 13, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
A little.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 13, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know if I should go here, but...
in the course of my work, I have seen some awwwwwful shit. Blood and guts. Kiddie porn, even. That video might be worse.
I'm terrified.
Humans are terrible.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 13, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
To be honest
there is much worse. I’ve seen moms on that show yell at their daughters and ignore them for doing something wrong. This one was a much lighter case and the daughter didn’t seem as forced as some.
@JayKlinkhammer
jayklinkhammer.tumblr.com
I don't watch the show.
But that little girl is being horribly exploited. The fact that she is apparently enjoying it adds another level of dismay for me. She’s on there to be a laughingstock, on top of the usual gaping/gawking that goes on. I certainly won’t argue with you about it being the most awful—I just think it’s disturbing.
It's horrible
I always say I’ll let my daughter be anything she wants to be. Anything, but in a toddler “beauty pageant”. She does look good, of course, but she hears about how smart she is rather than her looks at our house.
He's Ricky Rubio. He’s not like anyone else.
Philly's up nearly 30 on Washington at the end of the 3rd.
Philly’s doing a good job of making people they should be paid attention to.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 7:44 PM CST reply actions
The Hornets announcers
are the best I’ve heard this year. Better than the feminine Hannity and cigarette-voiced Peterson for sure.
6-20 from the floor
We need to get some high percentage scoring from somewhere
Harsher Than Scissors
The tag line for tonight
When Two Juggernaut Offenses Collide… Something Has to Give!
You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul.
twitter.com/JayAreW
I miss Jonny Flynn
Joe Mauer grounded into double play, second to shortstop to first, ________ out at second
lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEnGg2C6IaQ
Joe Mauer grounded into double play, second to shortstop to first, ________ out at second
yep
and for everyone of those he committed approximately 17 turnovers.
Lob City? I prefer Skip-pass County.
This has gotta be a nominee for worst-game of the year so far.
I’m talking about the entire NBA. This is awful basketball.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 7:46 PM CST reply actions
Wayne Ellington driving, stopping, spinning, and walking back to the 3 line
Is not an edifying spectacle. He learned that move from Jonny “the no-penetrator” Flynn.
Harsher Than Scissors
that adelman face rub is begging to be a gif
by juliancasablancas on Jan 13, 2012 7:47 PM CST reply actions
Someone PLEASE...
Get a screen cap .gif of Adleman /facepalming
You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul.
twitter.com/JayAreW
was there a NBA LP popin or something?
Jonny "back o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 13, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Every shot is contested
run someone off a screen or something, for the love of god.
Harsher Than Scissors
Everything a jumper
The Wolves are like the worst meal you've ever had--terrible while you're eating it and even worse later.
by Eric in Madison on Jan 13, 2012 7:49 PM CST reply actions
There was that Rubio oop
to Wes. I almost thought I was dreaming.
He's Ricky Rubio. He’s not like anyone else.
no offense in the lane for the Pups tonite
not a good sign…
2012 the year of Twolves porcelain extraction?
The Monster Mash doesn't work on Friday the 13th godda....
I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions
New Orleans had all those Halloween graphics
and didn’t get to use them. So tonight is the night.
@JayKlinkhammer
jayklinkhammer.tumblr.com
bad game
when was the last time we took an easy near the barket shot? Every shot has been from over free point lane
this combination of horrible broadcasting
and bad basketball is borderline unbearable
You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul.
twitter.com/JayAreW
Rubio has assisted on over half of our makes from the field
He has four assists. this is the face of failure.
Harsher Than Scissors
law of averages help us now!
Jonny "back o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 13, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
I was worried that having Rubio on the starters would mean the back-ups would be terrible
it seems to be the case. However, as I can only listen to it on audio, I have to trust ya’ll and my ears.
No inside game and no inside defense
Plus crappy outside shooting. Bad combination.
compare this to how we played against thunder and heat
it just doesn’t make sense
why is lil wayne on the floor?
I know he used to live in NOLA but c’mon
I watch this team, and i care so much, simply because i can’t not. It’s just a part of who i am..
Whut de fuck iz dis micky mouse bullshit here mayn?!?!
Standard def? De fuck iz it 2003?? Deze an nouncers iz yterrrrrrible iss bringing de wolves and my thowedness down not happy mayn put ricky back in de game and less git it poppin and k lvie i love u mayn but Shut de fuck up wit de refs mayn get back on d dayum!!!
MAYN HOL UP!
by MAYNHOLUP on Jan 13, 2012 7:52 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Couldn't agree more about Love.
It’s starting to annoy me a bit, much as I love the guy.
Live And Stupid From England
Randolph idiot
Joe Mauer grounded into double play, second to shortstop to first, ________ out at second
Randolph
will never be considered a smart basketball player. That was pitiful
"Some people just want to watch the world burn"
What is Love shooting from the 18 foot up off the elbow jumper? The Duncan special?
0-life?
He who rides a wolf cannot dismount.
he's turning into Beasley...
I watch this team, and i care so much, simply because i can’t not. It’s just a part of who i am..
he never really has though...
I watch this team, and i care so much, simply because i can’t not. It’s just a part of who i am..
There's a dude floating on my screen.
For a second I thought it was 2am talking. But no.
Live And Stupid From England
absolutely lol
I watch this team, and i care so much, simply because i can’t not. It’s just a part of who i am..
Love is continuing his awful looking performances...
I watch this team, and i care so much, simply because i can’t not. It’s just a part of who i am..
Mayn Love really gettin ta me n deze annoying bitch fests
Lime homie, get de fuck back on d, focus on de nexx play. He gotta be betta den dis. Ffuck all refs i know iss frustrationg but daymmmmmm mayn, you lookin bad out der wit dat shit
MAYN HOL UP!
by MAYNHOLUP on Jan 13, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Imagine of Eric Gordon was playing
He may have 30 right now
@JayKlinkhammer
jayklinkhammer.tumblr.com
It is pretty troubling.
I hope he’s not putting extra pressure on himself/melting down because of all the Rubio-love….
He did have a couple days off though.
I don’t expect him to be bionic, but he’s taking good care of himself, I figured the time off would be enough to help.
Holy balls, the Yanks flipped Montero to the Mariners for Pineda
Damn.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 7:58 PM CST reply actions
More sold on Pineda than I am Montero.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
True.
It is a good trade for both teams.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
Am I going deaf or did I really not hear any Friday 13 joke for the last couple of minutes?
by bluedevil_unicorno on Jan 13, 2012 7:58 PM CST reply actions
I'm sincerely hoping someone told them to shut up.
Someone other than me, obviously. They can’t hear me.
Live And Stupid From England
Hey!
Wes leads the Wolves in points scored!
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 13, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
I'd say something about pictures in game threads.
But frankly, anything but this game right now
Live And Stupid From England
This game makes me love Ricky even more
not losing his composure one bit. True professional. 21 years old.
@JayKlinkhammer
jayklinkhammer.tumblr.com
As badly as we need wing help
It’d be nice to also have a guy we could go to in the post for some buckets. Kaman or Okafor would fit nicely on this team
"Some people just want to watch the world burn"
RA needs to put Pek in to punch them in the face
I watch this team, and i care so much, simply because i can’t not. It’s just a part of who i am..
This is some of the worst basketball I've watched in a while
glad I didn’t go to the game
Jonny "back o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
Wolves getting beat up inside
I hate to ask for a Darko-Pek front court, but Daymn!
2012 the year of Twolves porcelain extraction?
outside of the 3 quick fouls
he has played well. our defense has actually been competant.
Kaman looks like
The younger guy from the bad family on “The Burbs”
I've got good judgement from experience and experience from bad judgement.
Wow is this bad
The Wolves are like the worst meal you've ever had--terrible while you're eating it and even worse later.
by Eric in Madison on Jan 13, 2012 8:02 PM CST reply actions
I actually have a bday party to go to
and I am staying at home for at least a little while to watch this
i feel stupid and yet i cant stop
Jonny "back o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 13, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
Everyone
just needs to start fucking trying instead of defending like punks. Stay in front of your men fuck
If Tolliver dribbles again this game
Adelman should bench him. Period.
"Some people just want to watch the world burn"
Well, we are currently 29th in the league in TOs....
that may change after tonight, but luckily Detroit is 30th, and we play them on Weds.
How the hell are we in this game?
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 8:04 PM CST reply actions
Amazing. We couldn't possibly play worse
and methinks NO couldn’t possibly play better, and we’re only down by one. How bad is NO?
by HowManyFoulsOnShaq? on Jan 13, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
NO sucks big time
That is the only explanation
Jonny "back o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 13, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Get up in wes face and say mayn fuckin hit someone, fuck dat ho up, smoke dat btich, fuckin do something gramps, fuck yo bitch mayn!!!!
MAYN HOL UP!
by MAYNHOLUP on Jan 13, 2012 8:04 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
I would pay obscene amounts of money
To see the scene you have just described. It’d probably work too.
Harsher Than Scissors
Yeah
I agree. And stuff.
Jonny "back o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 13, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
As bad as the Wolves have played
Being down by 1 is a miracle
You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul.
twitter.com/JayAreW
fuck
you ridnour… always making just enough jumpers to avoid mass criticism
by andrew33 on Jan 13, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Love must not want a max deal.
Rubios - "Clinically PROVEN to Help Reduce Suckiness"
by PoohRubio on Jan 13, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Aightmayn
Iss chinese time. Im finna spark dis purp and watch Danages dis show a lil too feminine sometimes mayn but fuck it im one one lmao
MAYN HOL UP!
Glenn Glose is one handsome woman
(and a killer actor, that shows good)
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
It is one of the great mysteries of the universe
how we can inhale this deeply and be down by one point at the half….
2012 the year of Twolves porcelain extraction?
Wes
has been arguably our second best player tonight. If we ever needed proof we are playing badly.
"Some people just want to watch the world burn"
The fact that we're even down by one is incredible
The artist formally known as Shane Heal, but FORMERLY known as Blakeley
What was that game earlier in the season that was truly horrible?
This is worse. We should be at least double digits down right now.
Live And Stupid From England
we need a leader to yell at our players
for playing like shit
Love's terrible shooting night
Has actually been beaten by Chris Kaman’s immense 0-8 shooting
Harsher Than Scissors
"immense" seems like the perfect word here
Jonny "back o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 13, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
This team
has to just stop acting like punks and starting winning. They have all the talent and potential but just dont have the right focus and energy
The past is with them too much.
Notice how Rubio – he of the championship pedigree – is the only one who doesn’t look like he goes in the tank when the other team goes on a run?
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 13, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
Yup
Hopefully we don’t suck a massive amount for the rest of the season and break his spirit as well. I mean they’re playing NO for christs sake
Jonny "back o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 13, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
37-38 is a pretty nice score
For a handball game. And most of those won’t make a serious handball team.
oh man if only someone could hit an open Jay
really just someone to knock down some shots would be nice!
I'm a Timberwolves fan, therefore I must be a masochist.
we need better leadership from kevin love
he needs to start yelling at players
I’ve been saying this all season he really needs to step up! But I don’t think he’s that type of guy.
by MychalShannon1 on Jan 13, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
He likes yelling at refs more
Jonny "back o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 13, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
how do you know he doesnt?
You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy's soul.
twitter.com/JayAreW
Ok am i just more thowed den evero
I de audio tweakkinnnn de fuck ut, dis shit scarin me tho yall someone tell me
MAYN HOL UP!
Hey, Jones, did you see this news story?
A Manc friend of mine pointed me to it:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-16556547
Harsher Than Scissors
I didn't haha.
Can’t help thinking they’ve probably spent a lot of money to do that.
Live And Stupid From England
It's like they got high while watching the Great Escape
“Holy shit guys, I have a brilliant idea.”
(In other news, this game has sucked and i can’t think of anything else to say about it.)
Harsher Than Scissors
I can think of plenty of things to say about it.
Not a lot positive though!
Live And Stupid From England
My shit sounds like devils be in de tnt teams bodies all fucked up nd shit am i trippin???
MAYN HOL UP!
Reality check(?)
(1) We are a young team. I know we all want to win now, but we are a young team, we’ve been together for like a month, with a new coach, and almost no practice time.
(2) Everyone knew there’d be a lot of ugly ball around the league this year due to the shortened/compressed season.
(At least we’re only down 1?)
by PDGirl on Jan 13, 2012 8:11 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
You are a master of the parenthetical remark
The Wolves are like the worst meal you've ever had--terrible while you're eating it and even worse later.
by Eric in Madison on Jan 13, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
I think this is the problem
our team sucks and that’s why we lose
Jonny "back o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 13, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
That lockout issue
is going to save a lot of faces this season.
I didn't watch the first half so what happened?
love struggling to shoot? rubio getting 5 assists? Dwill only 5 mins?
My eyes are all but turned inside out
from trying to figure out all the turnovers. On my crappy feed it looks like we’re getting fouled a lot, but the refs aren’t calling much and NO seems to be taking advantage of our good hearts and generous dispositions.
Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!
yer good. this halftime show is messed up
by fanslaststand on Jan 13, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
i don't understand how we haven't at the very least picked up a player from the d-league
when we are this short on guards
timberwolves
I just want to say thanks for welcoming and let´s go timberwolves. I have many things to say about the team in general and ricky in particular. tomorrow then.
Did I just see them run three big Italian flags around the court
when Belinelli hit a three?
by HowManyFoulsOnShaq? on Jan 13, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions
rubio
today is the most eurobasket games i have been able to watch this year. is just a coincidence?
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