"Cleared!" - Martell Webster
Competent wing play on the horizon??!?
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cleared to play? cleared to practice?
or, given the exclamatory usage, is he cleared in the defribulator sense?
with his injury history, my money’s on the latter…
So he was seeing his doctor in Portland...
I think he’s cleared to practice and do contact drills.
It's not global warming...it's the Rubio effect.
by BrettAhlgren on Jan 16, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Cleared of all charges
Wolves 2011-12: Crossing the Rubikahn....alea iacta est...... " et tu Ricky?"
by Tangerine dream on Jan 17, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions
Excellent
not sure exactly what that means but in another thread someone said he was cleared to practice.
Zgoda just added details on this to his Love/Olympics post
It's not global warming...it's the Rubio effect.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
I gotta admit – I cannot watch Tom Cruise at all anymore after reading about Scientology.
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra
by Wile E Coyote on Jan 16, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
Just watch the southpark episode about Scientology
Simply hilarious.Then proceed to not take them seriously.
And he paid for it with his life . . .
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 16, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
Isaac Hayes found it funny
He was told to change his mind, though.
by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 16, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damnit, no way I can root for him now. Worst fake pretend church ever. Their creed is a laundry list of how to be selfish, self-righteous and full of it.
But having said that, what’s your source? I cannot find one word via Google about Martell being a Scientologist (but a lot of creepy stuff about his mom being a victim of the Green River killer).
Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!
Methinks it was a joke.
(Very sad about his mom, although they never confirmed that…sounds like his grandma is a pretty great woman though :)
SnP is just making a joke
Clear is one of those Scientology terms (free from engrams or some such crap)
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra
by Wile E Coyote on Jan 16, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Dude
you totally fooled me. Just read that Reitman book on Scientology, but oddly she rarely mentions “clear.”
But the truth is I’ve been waiting for you to betray my values for some time now SnP. Having been betrayed by almost every politician, celebrity, author and sports figure I’ve ever idealized, I keep waiting for Canis Hoopus to drop the other tennis shoe, revealing yourselves to be the pedo-cannibalistic neo-Zoroastrian, train-defiling, Pocky-fellating Socialist scum Ayn Rand warned us about….
Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!
I was genuinely scared also
Scientology is like religious sci-fi. Dei-fi? I’m all flustered for having even considered the fact that it might be true for web.
But hey- don’t hate on Zoroaster:-) I like the sun.
Ayn is buried
200 yards from my grandparents. Not far enough away.
Wolves 2011-12: Crossing the Rubikahn....alea iacta est...... " et tu Ricky?"
by Tangerine dream on Jan 17, 2012 12:37 AM CST up reply actions
Not nearly far enough away.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 17, 2012 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
Lou Gherig is buried about 50 yards away
I always thought that was cool
Wolves 2011-12: Crossing the Rubikahn....alea iacta est...... " et tu Ricky?"
by Tangerine dream on Jan 17, 2012 12:42 AM CST up reply actions
I wonder
if Lou still thinks he’s the luckiest man on the face of the Earth being that close to such a repellent harpy. (Rand—not your grandmother.)
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 17, 2012 12:52 AM CST up reply actions
Luckiest man " under" the face of the earth....
Wolves 2011-12: Crossing the Rubikahn....alea iacta est...... " et tu Ricky?"
by Tangerine dream on Jan 17, 2012 1:04 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Good point made by you.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 17, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions
"Worst fake pretend church ever."
You just need to have faith. Faith cures all logic. Faith.
You can't...dust...for vomit.
If they have donuts, coffee and a weekly bball game in the basement
Then call me crazy, cause I’m there, baby.
by fanslaststand on Jan 16, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
ALL religions are cults
What makes Scientology so much worse than any other religion? Jus curious.
"I don't think I've ever seen a group that is as good at turning the ball over as this one." Rick Adelman
This is going to be one of those debates where we all come to a quick and simple consensus
ALL religions are cults
What makes Scientology so much worse than any other religion? Jus curious.
Chazz Reinhold: Mom?? MOM!! What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing.
by Son of Gerald Green on Jan 16, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I certainly don't mean to offend anyone
and respect everyone’s right to believe what they want. It’s all about faith, after all. But all religions seem to glorify a diety, and they all seem to pursue your dollar. Seemingly all children are taught early in life to assume the parents beliefs, that are passed down from generation to generation.
Wait, this is a sports blog….
Nevermind.
"I don't think I've ever seen a group that is as good at turning the ball over as this one." Rick Adelman
I think the "pursuit of a dollar"
Happens on a case-by-case basis, across all religions/creeds. It is one human tendency with-which these practices often try to grapple. It is not the religions fault that its adherents fail to sublimate their grosser desires, per se. That is all I have to say.
I don't know anymore
I think once the “people of faith” bridge is crossed, it is pretty much an admission that the details don’t really matter. If the details don’t matter, than….
To those without faith
most religion looks a little silly. Parts of the bible could be read as comedy. South Park is cashing checks using religion as endless fodder.
I don't think that is true
I grew up Roman Catholic and have a degree in religious studies from Creighton before I lost my faith. My experience has been that of being told that doctrine matters, a lot. My parents remember getting the Catholic movie cards about which movies were ok to watch by the Church’s standards. I remember CCD class where we learned some fairly specific things.
My main reason for leaving the Church (outside of the criminal child rape crime ring) was seeing this doctrine lumped in with the “people of faith” bit for some fairly earthly ends. I don’t think religion is silly. I think it is just another way of looking at the world and it doesn’t need to hide behind faith to make some fairly decent moral claims. I love the Sermon on the Mount. For all I care, Jesus could be a Muppet and it wouldn’t change the standing of those words. However, to be told that those words stand where they are because of something beyond this realm….well, I think once faith for the sake of faith is called upon, it takes away from the true meaning of the teaching..l.which is sometimes quite good.
(FWIW, I no longer consider myself an atheist. I have found a lot of peace in meditation and Mindfullness. I believe in the connectiveness of it all….my difference is that I would never presume that the details of my arguments have primacy over those of the other guy. They are all just ideas that should be argued over.)
Funny.
In recent years I’ve stopped calling myself an atheist and started calling myself an “agnostic dharma dabbler.” I still don’t believe in deities, so I’m still an atheist, but that doesn’t seem like the most important part of my disposition. Stephen Batchelor’s book Buddhism Without Belief changed a lot about how I view the world.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 17, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions
I've definitely started researching Buddhism
And it has heed quite a bit. The Catholic guilt pops up every now and then but the four truths beat it down ;)
Heh.
The Four Truths can kick the Three-in-One (oil) God up and down the Eightfold Path.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 17, 2012 12:51 AM CST up reply actions
And it's important to recognize that.
"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope
by Cynical Jason on Jan 17, 2012 1:05 AM CST up reply actions
I don't have religion
or doctrine, or Catholic guilt. My tattoos represent interconnectedness, but that’s as far as I go. The more I know, the more I realize I don’t know much. The value of a man is not determined by his religion. Religion is twisted to so many ends I often forget it’s purpose. I’m interested in any attempt to understand the world. It’s frustrating to try to understand the unknowable, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try. Similar to the idea of perfection. The concept only has utility only insofar as you make the effort.
“We all suffer” is one way to unite us. Pretty dour though. We all live. “Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
Ok, now I’ve made four left turns.
I try live by the moral code of the deified George Carlin in Bill and Ted, “Be excellent to each other.” I guess that’s what happens when you don’t force feed religion to your kids, and instead give them unlimited access to Christian influenced pop culture. Obviously my parents didn’t get the movie cards:)
Jesus pretty much is a Muppet at this point. But you’re right, truth can be told by anyone.
by Flip Situp on Jan 17, 2012 5:02 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well then
some cults are probably better than others.
by fanslaststand on Jan 16, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
Religions of the world isn't my area of expertise.
I’m out on this one.
by fanslaststand on Jan 16, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
It's neither my area of expertise or interest
I’m just feeling salsy after my 3rd triple shot espresso and no sleep in 3 days…
Lob City? I prefer Skip-pass County.
I love this line
“some cults are probably better than others.” Break down the criteria, pleeeeaaaase!
One good rule of thumb
If your religion is less than 200 years old, it’s a cult. If it’s still around 200 years from now, it will become a religion. Future religions will include:
The Church of Elvis
The Church of 24/7 Reality TV
Teabagifarianism
Pastafarianism
Draft Lotterarians
Foodism
And there will be, of course, a 12-step program for each of them.
Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!
I am not religious at all
but I think it’s easy to spot the difference between a for-profit religion invented by a sci-fi writer and a personal belief system that happens to involve one or several deities.
...I've been drinking...
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by losDelFuego on Jan 16, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Martell i a super duper serious Christian FYI
Jonny "back o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 16, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
Cool
Let’s not expect too much though. I don’t exactly remember him being amazing last year, just better than what we currently have.
Jonny "back o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
This is why people
have been proposing singing or trading for people like Dudley, Mayo & Bogans.
Mayo
I was really surprised by the rumor of Mayo for Anthony Morrow. It sounded one-sided in NJs favor. Turns out Morrow is playing very well recently on a very affordable contract. Still, it seems like a better offer for Mayo could be out there, whether its from Wolves or someone else.
Dudley, Mayo, and Bogans
Ahh, the 3 Wise Men. I gotcha now (wait, I think I’m still mentally on the earlier part of this thread)
Chazz Reinhold: Mom?? MOM!! What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing.
by Son of Gerald Green on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
That's certainly true
He looked like his back was…stiff…last year. Besides, being not amazing is still lightyears ahead of Wesley Ellington, even if it’s only for 10-15 minutes a game.
Lob City? I prefer Skip-pass County.
I can't remember where the CH community landed on that
could have been Waynesley Johnsington.
But yes, that’s what I meant.
Lob City? I prefer Skip-pass County.
it was, indeed
Waynesley Johnsington. I think it was coined by TimAllen in one of last year’s early Game Previews.
...I've been drinking...
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Having had a very similar post regarding Jonny's recovery and return last year...
My bet is definitely hedged.
It's not global warming...it's the Rubio effect.
by BrettAhlgren on Jan 16, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
Reasonable stance
Two possible reasons for optimism:
- Different injury
- Webster, unlike Flynn, was good before the injury
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra
by Wile E Coyote on Jan 16, 2012 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
Wouldn't call Webster good, he's OKish
….which happens to be way better than any of the alternatives. Color me giddy.
by Rascal Flatts on Jan 16, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
Yah, whereas I should have been more cautious about my Flynn expectations because of the unlikelihood of him being good….I feel that I should temper my Webster expectations because he’s just had such awful luck with his back.
It's not global warming...it's the Rubio effect.
by BrettAhlgren on Jan 16, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
If Telly and JJ each play 2 minutes a night...
that’s 4 minutes without Waynesley Johnston – in other words, 10 more wins.
I'm sorry, but I think you've found a man who will, in fact, be a downgrade at the 2

It's not global warming...it's the Rubio effect.
by BrettAhlgren on Jan 16, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Conceded
It's not global warming...it's the Rubio effect.
by BrettAhlgren on Jan 16, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Good call
Having an argument about Telly Hughes is a good signal that you need to rethink your life.
Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.
I don't know, seems a little too pear-shaped for our league...
It's not global warming...it's the Rubio effect.
by BrettAhlgren on Jan 16, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
According to his
wiki, he loves triangles, and “is a fidgeting, nervous wreck, prone easily to manic behavior and paranoia.”….Hmm….
Cripes
He really does fit in…in all the worst ways.
It's not global warming...it's the Rubio effect.
by BrettAhlgren on Jan 16, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
and his debut was in 1979
which means he’s younger than Wes.
Seriously, where’s PD? Should we be concerned?
Lob City? I prefer Skip-pass County.
That description makes it sound like he could lose it at any moment
Mr. Monster was arrested for driving around Sesame Street at gravely unsafe speeds while screaming and firing a handgun in the air. After a high-speed chase and a minor scuffle, officers were able to remove Telly from the vehicle and place him in custody. He began screaming that aliens put a chip in his brain and that “the giant bird is one of them! Oneee ooooffff theeeeeemmm!!!!”
Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.
Everything about his description
makes me think that if he were shaved, he might indeed be Rambis.
Lob City? I prefer Skip-pass County.
by nodnarb on Jan 16, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I feel like that's Tim Duncan's Face
every time some referee dares to whistle him for a foul
Chazz Reinhold: Mom?? MOM!! What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing.
by Son of Gerald Green on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Don't want to start a My Little Pony debate
but which muppet is this?
Those of us without kids really don’t have a prayer of “getting” all the jokes here sometimes.
Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!
awesome
Pek apologist
by running with Twolves (and scissors) on Jan 16, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
I saw him
he was stretching and being hooked up to those electropad things at TC LTF on Saturday. Still rocking the Fauxhawk.
He better keep rockin that faux hawk!
Needs to be his signature from now on!
I watch this team, and i care so much, simply because i can’t not. It’s just a part of who i am..
Love
me some Martell Webster… We need more people like him out there who understand when he should be aggressive and when he should be passive, when he should take the shot and when he should pass. Having him on the court will also help other players find their place on our team. Seems like even k love has a tough time fitting into our team on some plays.
I remember Martell being really overagressive
But that was probably because our team was so bad
Jonny "bag o' chips" Flynn is the GOAT
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 17, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
As soon as I find what he is bringing
I’ll be sure to dislike it.
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra
by Wile E Coyote on Jan 17, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions
He always brings the same thing
hot dog casserole and orange jello.
Lob City? I prefer Skip-pass County.
I dunno
the fact that Adelman keeps playing him tells me that Wes is bringing some serious D with him or he’d be buried on the bench by now.
The more this team plays, the more I think Adelman knows exactly what he’s doing, especially in the player reclamation (Wellington?) department.
Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!
by TMiss on Jan 17, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Miller is also returning to practice
From ESPN
Wolves swingman Martell Webster, who has not played this season after having back surgery, was cleared for contact on Monday and will practice on Tuesday. There is still no timetable for his return. C Brad Miller, still recovering from microfracture knee surgery, is returning to practice as well. … Wolves F Michael Beasley missed his sixth straight game with a sprained right foot. … NBA deputy commissioner Adam Silver attended the game.
Miller, Darko & Pek?
We could put half the league’s big men in an ICU with those 18 fouls.
Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!
We're ready for D12!
or Shaq for that matter.
What amazes me is
that if each of our big men fouled D12 while we were in the bonus he could have 36 free throws. He shot 39 the other day…. #insaneStats














