Minnesota Timberwolves (4-0) vs. San Antonio Spurs (3-1) at Target Center
A long time ago in an arena not that far away...
...it is a period of rebuilding. Timberwolves players, striking from the Target Center, have won their first victory against the evil Cuban Empire. During the battle, the Wolves managed to unveil their ultimate weapon, Ricky Rubio, a rookie point guard with enough court vision to destroy an entire league.
Pursued by San Antonio's sinister agents, Rick Adelman has the game plan that will save Twin Cities basketball and restore freedom to the galaxy...
The Minnesota Timberwolves
"Hokey zen religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good rebounder at your side, kid."
"I'm Ricky Skywalker. I'm not like anybody else. I'm here to rescue you."
Rick Won Kenobi
"San Antonio's locker room: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. We must be cautious."
"You are going to love Jonny Flynn."
"That thing's operational!"
Jar Jar Johnson
"Mesa called Jar-Jar Johnson. Mesa your humble servant. "
The San Antonio Empire
"Don't be too proud of this point guard terror you've constructed. The ability to make a bounce pass is insignificant next to the potential of the Spurs."
He definitely shoots first.
Grand Manu Tarkin
"Wolves fans are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their kind."
"This time, we will get them all."
"Kevin Love, you have fought gallantly. Worthy of recognition in the archives of the Hall of Fame. Now...it is finished."
"And now, young Rubio...you will die."