Wolves with sheep's clothing
Well, we've left behind almost twenty games.
It seems a fair amount of games to draw some picked thoughts here and there that are fairly backed up by that tiny amount of data.
We have arguably discovered trough our roster two players who any proud grandmother would like to see grabbing his granddaughter: Ricky Rubio and Nikola Pekovic.
Ricky is one of those men with a teenager face whose wide and joyful smile conjure up the same clean smile in you only by watching him. He is always encouraging his teammates, palming his chest assuming errors without hesitation and congratulating anyone who make a good shot or drive.
via enbasket.com
Nikola Pekovic is well-mannered and well-spoken. He awakes in you that kind of tenderness of those whose face looks like cut with a hatchet but show his bright inner self whenever he is asked for an autograph or cheered by the fans. Every time he receives a call against raises timidly his right hand showing his acceptance, was the call arguable or not, and glancing down trot calmly back to his defensive spot.
Maybe some uninformed fans who can't watch the Minnesota games more than once every three years in national TV may think that they are the usual american-crafted archetype of the "soft euro", players who avoid the physical contact and barely survive in the professional basketball due to a polished set of skills suited to a hardly winning basketball. a la Bargnani.
Meeec! Mistake.
Gross, painful and costly mistake. Those two guys make you pay an expensive toll every game. In sweat and blood, if it's possible.
Rubio is an defensive nightmare for his rivals. He spots your weaknesses and punish you relentlessly.
If your ballhandling is not solid, he will turn around your waste trying to pick your pockets, in an embarrassing way if he can. He is the only one player I have seen in my life who tries not to deflect the ball from behind you, but grab it with two hands. Crushing.
If you are somewhat slow driving to the rim he will try to draw a charge from you every time. EVERY TIME. He'll outrun you, will square his feet in front of you, take the punishment without hesitation and, after let his slight frame slid four feet away, he'll stare at the ref with two imploring and bright enormous eyes in a confused way as asking.. Why is he hurting me? I only wanted to play basketball with him...
Instant call. Charge.
He breaks through the screens pushing, clashing, charging with his shoulder, forcing the rivals to adjust the screen, to move, to twist their body in weird ways only to avoid being called for an offensive foul which is ineluctable. Maybe not the first time nor the second. But it will come.
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And what about the offensive end? He pass the ball between your legs, between your open arms, setting hammering alley-oops from the hip, bouncing no look passes trough a sea of legs who make their rivals look like arthritic tortoises chasing butterflies, frozen at the end with their mouth opened in every close up included in the highlights reel showed every half an hour in TV.
Pekovic deals another class of punishment. Direct punishment. Physical punishment. You doesn't score easily against Pekovic. You must know that you are gonna be fouled. In a hard, crude and painful way.
If you want to get close to the rim you must get trough Pekovic. More specifically, Pek's elbows.
via www.srbijanet.rs
And forget about getting some cheap offensive rebounds. Nikola doesn't care about individual stats. You can bet that he is not going to grab the ball, but he is going to box the ass out of everyone around HIS basket. And I remark the possessive, his, because in the other end you are going to feel all the unbridled balkan power in an avid hunt for the offensive glass.
This is the material from which the new warrios are made. The true skin of the wolves, once the sheep's clothing laid ripped apart right along his enemies' remains.
My first post. Don't be too rude. English is not my native language. Hope you have enjoyed the reading
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Christ, I can't separate the paragraphs.
Nooooooooooooob
This is awesome.
Especially,
You can bet that he is not going to grab the ball, but he is going to box the ass out of everyone around HIS basket.
Welcome, antrodax. You’ve made my night.
"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012
Pekovic on his tattoo
“I like to keep (the meaning) a secret,” he said. “Many people look at my arm and say, ’What’s wrong?’ It’s nothing. I like to think of myself as a warrior, to play tough.”
"This city is ready to explode. You can feel it." - Kevin Love
Dude, Pek, you just gave away the secret!
If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm
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or you're wrong
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 28, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions
That was in the Pioneer Press
but they did not reveal the location of the Pek Cave. (Still looking for a YouTube of Pek throwing a Pekarang)
Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!
Why does Pek
have his short hiked up so high in that picture? He could get his wallet out with his teeth.
"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012
Not short. Shorts.
"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012
by Cynical Jason on Jan 28, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe he is practicing for Retirement?
Will the Real Thor Please Stand Up ... ?
by the Real Thor on Jan 28, 2012 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Gosh we need an edit button
I posted too early. I meant to add, “I thought you meant shirt”
Will the Real Thor Please Stand Up ... ?
by the Real Thor on Jan 28, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
It's an except from a bigger picture with Darko and Kostas Koufos
Having a good time, playing fool.
http://www.fivemagazine.es/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Kosta-Koufos-Darko-Milicic-Nikola-Pekovic.jpg
by antrodax on Jan 29, 2012 2:07 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He's also...
Wearing black socks and sandals for doing yard work during the summer.
I like the reference to Mario Brothers
but not sure how their Doppelganger really fits in ;)
Will the Real Thor Please Stand Up ... ?
oh and Weclome aboard!
Will the Real Thor Please Stand Up ... ?
by the Real Thor on Jan 28, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
I enjoyed this piece.
Keep writing. Very entertaining.
by fanslaststand on Jan 28, 2012 11:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
My personal favorite
“Why is he hurting me? I only wanted to play basketball with him…”
really a fun read. Thanks
by midlife crisis on Jan 28, 2012 11:46 PM CST reply actions
And you all let this pass?
“…who any proud grandmother would like to see grabbing his granddaughter:”
You can't...dust...for vomit.
NEW PEK PIC FOUND, AND WITH IT A NEWFOUND TATTOO
Check the left leg, if I’m not mistaken, there is a damn GRIM REAPER there. Intense.
If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm
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or you're wrong
At least I had never noticed it
If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm
.
or you're wrong
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 29, 2012 2:39 AM CST up reply actions
What is Richard reaching for there?
by Imyourhuckleberry on Jan 29, 2012 4:15 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
But ref,
It cant be a foul I had all balls!
by BrazilWolf on Jan 29, 2012 4:16 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Explains the pained look upon Pek's face!
by Imyourhuckleberry on Jan 29, 2012 4:18 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
You guys are killing me!
Recs all around!
"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012
by Cynical Jason on Jan 29, 2012 9:03 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Great post
…They are also my two favourite players on the team… and I share with you all those unrational feelings for them.
I guess if I’m waking up like you at those painful hours in Spain, it’s basically with the hope to watch them playing every minute…
Amazing english, if you’re brave enough you should try to do a report card, it can be funny…
by LoboLoco on Jan 29, 2012 5:13 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
You should both do report cards :)
If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm
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or you're wrong
by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 29, 2012 5:29 AM CST up reply actions
no way… I’m afraid my thoughts on basketball are pretty basic and unrational, and I pay too much attention to small stupidities…
Still amazes me how you guys can make quite deep statistical analysis together with crazy fan stuff. I only pay attention to certain data to prove exactly what I previously thought based on nonsense…
I love small stupidities.
"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"
by pastyearsears on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 AM CST up reply actions
I say go for it. Both of you.
I agree that this site provides a nice balance of “deep statistical analysis and crazy fan stuff,” as well as much chatter in between.
The report cards are a fun exercise and great conversation starter that can begin on either end of the spectrum.
I know I am far from alone in enjoying the perspective of our international Timberwolves fan community.
Hello
Hello guys, I am also new in the community, hope I can add some interesting insides and fun facts. See you all later for the game against the Lakers.
This
he’ll stare at the ref with two imploring and bright enormous eyes in a confused way as asking.. Why is he hurting me? I only wanted to play basketball with him…
Is brilliant.
Live And Stupid From England
excellent post
welcome. your english is great. frankly i thought the line “you doesn’t score easily against pekoivic” was intentional and pretty funny. (it’s you “don’t” score, but like i said, i like your way better, it’s like he’s saying it himself!)
Oh My
This is one my favorite posts in years. If there was an annual Canis award for literary excellence, I agree the winning line this year so far is:
“he’ll stare at the ref with two imploring and bright enormous eyes in a confused way as asking.. Why is he hurting me? I only wanted to play basketball with him…”
Another great line is
“The true skin of the wolves, once the sheep’s clothing laid ripped apart right along his enemies’ remains.”
Made by my wife for our enjoyment.
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by SlowBreak on Jan 29, 2012 5:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
fantastic
The whole quote was magical:
“If you are somewhat slow driving to the rim he will try to draw a charge from you every time. EVERY TIME. He’ll outrun you, will square his feet in front of you, take the punishment without hesitation and, after let his slight frame slid four feet away, he’ll stare at the ref with two imploring and bright enormous eyes in a confused way as asking.. Why is he hurting me? I only wanted to play basketball with him…”
Great post too, I laughed quite a bit :-)
very beatiful post Antrodax
Please keep in doing more post like this in the future!
by Anthony Real Thing on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM CST reply actions

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