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Road to 56-66, pt. 2: Crumbling Empires

Los Angeles Lakers at Minnesota Timberwolves, Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM CST


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Hi everyone here from Spain,

I feel so nervous today because here we have two of our best players from Spain, Gasol of LA and RR of my beloved wolves.

My prediction today is that RR will get 20 points and 10 assists as well as KL gettin 30 point and 15 boards, thus the wolves win the game 104-102.

by Anthony Real Thing on Jan 29, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

Hola, hola.

Let´s beat L.A.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

by blond unicorn on Jan 29, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

back to back games for L.A.

they’re tired, but they, like every other team, will be up 10-0 to start the quarter.

by brick layer on Jan 29, 2012 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

Love wearing a Mariner hat.

Rubios - "Clinically PROVEN to Help Reduce Suckiness"

by PoohRubio on Jan 29, 2012 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

let's go wolves!!!

slayyy

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by davechisholm on Jan 29, 2012 6:06 PM CST reply actions  

Looking forward to this game

and of course the glorious company of the CH community!

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by erikanthony on Jan 29, 2012 6:08 PM CST reply actions  

my wife once accidentally called kobe...

…“Colby O’Bryant.” the nickname has stuck around here.

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by davechisholm on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM CST reply actions  

NBA TV pregame

is a joke. They said Pek came off the bench against SA (he started). They got something else wrong, then they put up a graphic where they clearly switched the free throw numbers with the 3-point numbers.

Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!

by TMiss on Jan 29, 2012 6:10 PM CST reply actions  

MWP starting

Luke is going to be a problem on defense

Michael Beasley is a Small Forward. Derrick Williams is a Power Forward.

by Ebomb on Jan 29, 2012 6:10 PM CST reply actions  

I thought that was going to be disastrous,

but Mr. Peace had an awfully quiet game.

"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012

by Cynical Jason on Jan 29, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Ron Artest says...

“I got bored with defense because it was so easy for me to stop people over the years. I got real bored with it. When you’re playing against guys and you’re stopping guys every single time, what else are you going to do [but get bored]? It caught up to me, but this year I’m doing better. This year I’m almost back to where I want to be.”

by they_are_who_we_thought_they_were on Jan 29, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

rough start

offensive sets look ill-chosen

http://www.davechisholmmusic.com

by davechisholm on Jan 29, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

So this is the game where Pau actually plays like Pau

Fan-goddamn-tastic.

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:18 PM CST reply actions  

it's not Pau.. it's that the Lakers haven't been playing through him Mal..

I was hoping they wouldn’t figure it out just for us, but it looks like they have.

by bsg007 on Jan 29, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, it amounts to the same thing.

Expletive deleted.

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

a block out of bounds

is so worthless, what a waste, Bynum could have easily tipped it to himself, instead he swats it to the third row and immediately start high fiving teammates, idiot.

Michael Beasley is a Small Forward. Derrick Williams is a Power Forward.

by Ebomb on Jan 29, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

That's good, Wesley

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

I thought they would start Darko to deal with Bynum on the defensive end..

but yeah, there is no disputing Pek is much better than Darko offensively.

by bsg007 on Jan 29, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I already said, if we mix both guys into Darko Pekovic, that would be a good all around serbian Center

Unicorns do exists, on wolves skin.

by ABSF on Jan 29, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol. Nice alley oop finish, Pek.

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

Kobe just yelled an expletive

when he saw he was airborn headed Pek’s way….

www.unleashkevinlove.com

by erikanthony on Jan 29, 2012 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

Wes better be in the game every second that Kobe is.

He’s playing great defense.

Now if Love can stop Gasol…

by DukePettyjohn on Jan 29, 2012 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

not down by too many

hanging in there. the lakers’ bench is even worse than the wolves’ … should be interesting

http://www.davechisholmmusic.com

by davechisholm on Jan 29, 2012 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

Road to 56-66?

That’s where this is headed?

by Larsn on Jan 29, 2012 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

freaking lockout schedule...

…so brutal

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by davechisholm on Jan 29, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm rather enjoying

games every other day, my body doesn’t ache watching tv…

Michael Beasley is a Small Forward. Derrick Williams is a Power Forward.

by Ebomb on Jan 29, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

damn it Gasol

like a well raised spaniard I just love unconditionally any son we’ve sent overseas… but don’t take it so seriously tonight !!!

by LoboLoco on Jan 29, 2012 6:23 PM CST reply actions  

Travel much?

Johnson….. come on guy

by Larsn on Jan 29, 2012 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

if our bench outplays their bench...

…we will win

http://www.davechisholmmusic.com

by davechisholm on Jan 29, 2012 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

yeah, Ricky is shy tonight

like playing in front of his elder brother

by LoboLoco on Jan 29, 2012 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

What. A. Pass

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

I thought I'd give the CH game thread a try

it always amazes me that the TW can be 20-17 when they are shooting so poorly…

by fanfaraway on Jan 29, 2012 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

magical unicorns somehow keep the other team's points

practically the same as the Twolves even though it seems like they should be 10 up… I believe

by fanfaraway on Jan 29, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

It's true :)

We don’t question why or how. Ricky – the magical unicorn – is an experience all its own.

by Boss10 on Jan 29, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

One thing we don't want to see is Kobe distributing

You just hoist up those fadeaways, Kobe.

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

That was an assist

like a PG tossing it off the backboard on a break.

by dropstep on Jan 29, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

They even looked cold

warming up for the second half. It was a brick-fest.

"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012

by Cynical Jason on Jan 29, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

HE MADE HIS OWN SHOT HAPPEN

I"D LIKE TO SEE LOVE TRY THAT %%%%%%

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by davechisholm on Jan 29, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

definitely should be down by more...

…now let’s take the lid off the rim and go to town!

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by davechisholm on Jan 29, 2012 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

nice way to stop that man

by Bob Mcflallergy on Jan 29, 2012 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

Nice D from Wayne

He’s really picked up his game there.

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

I think we should just expect slow starts with this team

we are now 2/20 with the only good starts being the first SA game and the WAS game.

Michael Beasley is a Small Forward. Derrick Williams is a Power Forward.

by Ebomb on Jan 29, 2012 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

You get the feeling the Lakers dished out about all they had

and the Wolves have yet to get started, and we’re only down by three

by HowManyFoulsOnShaq? on Jan 29, 2012 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

Need Webster in there taking the corner 3's

It’s not even good defense, just bad misses on wide open shots.

by Rascal Flatts on Jan 29, 2012 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

Kobe's so smooth...

but he’s teetering on the edge of the cliff this season…you can see him having to work harder and harder to get shots that used to come easy

by LosAngelesTWolf on Jan 29, 2012 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

Lol, Love getting an and one on a tip in

What a beast.

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

Now that Beasley's back

Watch Loves offensive rebound stat soar.

by Action on Jan 29, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

geez!

Bad call on pek!

by anet on Jan 29, 2012 6:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Nice dish from Beas

I like the way he’s playing today even if his shot is not dropping

by princelyfrank on Jan 29, 2012 6:40 PM CST reply actions  

Beas running the pick and roll?

Nice

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

Can't work out who's the bigger ball stop

Beas or Derrick Rose. I know Rose actually scores for his team but did any of you see the Heat game earlier? No other Bull ever saw the ball!!!

by onecanlasher on Jan 29, 2012 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

It was really fun to be there and witness that.

Pek really bothered Bynum (wish he’d bothered Pau more). He didn’t see the court again, though, after getting called for his fourth foul.

"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012

by Cynical Jason on Jan 29, 2012 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice work, Pek

Stood strong

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

Homeboy is getting in Bynum's head...

…see if he can get him bloodied and booted.

by Boss10 on Jan 29, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully Adelman is doing one of his patented Play for quite a while, then sit for the rest of the game.. ala Darko

by Kyleb_82 on Jan 29, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

yikes...

That possession was ugly

by anet on Jan 29, 2012 6:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

What an appalling offensive possession

Jesus christ.

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:43 PM CST reply actions  

WTF is with this lineup..

Beas if you’re doubling down on Bynum.. fucking double down.. don’t just stand next to him
Derrick.. you don’t have to drive every time.. you can shoot the open jumper

by bsg007 on Jan 29, 2012 6:43 PM CST reply actions  

Luke and Goldilocks goin toe to toe?

by Boss10 on Jan 29, 2012 6:47 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah,

he’s just not hitting so far. I almost hate to say it, but more minutes for Old Man Wes?

by JMGrady on Jan 29, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Who is this #0 kid for the Lakers?

Never heard of him, but he’s Norris Coleing all over us.

by LosAngelesTWolf on Jan 29, 2012 6:49 PM CST reply actions  

Why always this feeling...

those Lakers players only score against us ???

by LoboLoco on Jan 29, 2012 6:49 PM CST reply actions  

i'm genuinely worried...

…that bynum is going to thug rubio at some point late in the game and the unicorn will explode into a glorious cloud of glitter.

http://www.davechisholmmusic.com

by davechisholm on Jan 29, 2012 6:50 PM CST reply actions  

Good call

He’s gonna be feeling out what he can do with the bench as more and more guys come back from injury, too. Webster’s back, Beasley, Miller coming, maybe even Lee at the end of the month… Gonna get a little iffy as guys fight for minutes.

by JMGrady on Jan 29, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

that's too easy Webster

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

No Foul? Are you kidding me

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

Why has Rubio been sitting for so long?

We need him back for our hopefully-patented end-of-second-quarter-scoring explosion

by princelyfrank on Jan 29, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

Oh, they made up for it

on that ridiculous call on Pek on Fisher.

by JMGrady on Jan 29, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

Brad Miller lives!

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

Brad Miller....

not sure what to think of this…

by Boss10 on Jan 29, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

Hit that, Miller

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:56 PM CST reply actions  

What is going on

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:56 PM CST reply actions  

fucking lakers are playing like thugs

they are getting away with wayyy more contact than the wolves are

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by davechisholm on Jan 29, 2012 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

Lots of points in the paint

So at least we are hitting the easy shots, but damn, you need to hit something from outside.

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

Our bench is 3 for 18

And a lot of those are wide open shots.

by Rascal Flatts on Jan 29, 2012 6:58 PM CST reply actions  

Who got a tech?

T'Wolves 2012: Where A Is For Intangibles

by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

oh right, nm

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

i dont think so

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 29, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I do

it’s nearly impossible to keep shooting this poorly. That’s not saying we can dig our way out…

by monkeywolf on Jan 29, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

nice flop by brad

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 29, 2012 7:00 PM CST reply actions  

We look like and excellent team

Excellent handball team.

Or soccer team, perhaps.

by antrodax on Jan 29, 2012 7:02 PM CST reply actions  

Holy shit, pau fell for the pump fake

FAIL

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 29, 2012 7:02 PM CST reply actions  

I like this Kobe iso Lakers team

As opposed to the pound every possession through the paint team we saw in the 1st.

by dropstep on Jan 29, 2012 7:03 PM CST reply actions  

Webster has real bounce

damn

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 7:04 PM CST reply actions  

beauteous

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 7:04 PM CST reply actions  

woo hoo!!

Great pass rubio!

by anet on Jan 29, 2012 7:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Beas needs to learn how to move off the ball on offense..

He’s destroying the offense.. take the ball out of Ricky’s hands and doesn’t move when he doesn’t have it. Damn it Beas..

by bsg007 on Jan 29, 2012 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

only down 8

have to take that with this performance

by ballllin on Jan 29, 2012 7:06 PM CST reply actions  

whoa... fish nearly buried that one

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 7:06 PM CST reply actions  

Down 8 at the half.

Gasol’s 1st quarter mastery slowed a bit in the second. Lots of Kobe iso in the second.

Hopefully our bench normalizes in the second and they can fight back into this.

by JMGrady on Jan 29, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

Amazing that it's this close

after such a shitty half

Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!

by TMiss on Jan 29, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

offensive boards

second-chance points.

weird half

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by davechisholm on Jan 29, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought we looked okay

outside of the terrible outside/bench shooting.

by JMGrady on Jan 29, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I have nightmares

about Nikola Pekovic. They involve lots of fire, broadswords, axes and darkness.

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by erikanthony on Jan 29, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

it's ok, it's normal

tell me about your childhood by the way :)

by LoboLoco on Jan 29, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

A thousand years ago

Pek probed the field of battle in a suit of leather, chain, and plate, and cut men to pieces with an axe. You should fear him.

by JMGrady on Jan 29, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate to say it, but incorporating Beas in the game is killing us..

the defense and offense are awful when he is in the game.. he needs to figure it out

by bsg007 on Jan 29, 2012 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

How many more games does he have

in your 20-30 game trial plan? I need to start a count down.

by dropstep on Jan 29, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't realize the first par of the season was off the clock

What if I told you the trade deadline was 23 games away. Does that shorten the lenient end of that range at all?

by dropstep on Jan 29, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Studs: Pek, Love, and Rubio
Duds: Defense

by Darth Paxton on Jan 29, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

We are getting good, open shots..

…but missing terribly. Beas, Wes, Martel, Miller, Ellington, Ricky… all had bad misses. As in, WAY off.

by Boss10 on Jan 29, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

duds: outside shooting

that’s literally the only bad thing. But, unfortunately, it is an extremely bad thing.

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Too many missed free throws, as well.

"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012

by Cynical Jason on Jan 29, 2012 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Rubio

Needs to be more aggressive and take the ball to the rack more. Fisher can’t stay in front of him.

by GritNGrind on Jan 29, 2012 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

Yes

He does, I noticed on the Spanish broadcast they said he didn’t. But he does and its a very noticeable Balkan accent.

by GritNGrind on Jan 29, 2012 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Its hard to pick up accents

When listening to a language that’s not your native one.

by GritNGrind on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

Turns out that up until age 3 your mind catches a lot of subtle sounds pertaining to your language and learns them. If you don’t grow up with a language you won’t hear those sounds and thus won’t be able to replicate them

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 29, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh. Lousy half.

Only down 8, though. We can make that up. And that Ricky to Love pass was a nice way to end the half.

by MNHawkeye on Jan 29, 2012 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

Pek on track for a 20 point game

Beast. Wolves should average out their shooting in the second half

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 29, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

They should try to get him the ball early in the 3rd quarter

Bynum has 2 fouls. Of course, LA probably has the same strategy since Pek has 3.

by Rascal Flatts on Jan 29, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate Kobe Bryant. He killed the All-Star Game

My favourite game of the year in my youth.

An excellent display of passing, fastbreak, sharing the ball, the minutes and the pure joy until that greedy Grinch wanted badly to get the MVP shooting 30+ shots one year.

Since then LeBron, Kobe and the like, individual mined freaks playing a collective game have transformed the ASG in a series of boring 1 on 1 with no D.

by antrodax on Jan 29, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

me too!!

And because he seems like an a hole

by anet on Jan 29, 2012 7:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Man I hate him

But he is so damn good off the dribble. Even as an old man.

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 29, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

It was weird seeing him from the stands.

He doesn’t look like he’s doing anything special, but all of a sudden he’s past the defense and at the rack. And every shot goes in. Unreal. I hate him, but I was just shaking my head all game.

"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012

by Cynical Jason on Jan 29, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

they are going to feed the post in the third quarter..

for sure lots of Bynum and Gasol coming.. they went away from it in the second quarter and will go back to it now..

by bsg007 on Jan 29, 2012 7:13 PM CST reply actions  

2nd half thread is up

http://www.canishoopus.com/2012/1/29/2757161/2nd-half-thread

This Laker team is pure shit. They are the Josh McRoberts of the NBA. And yes, Josh McRoberts plays on the Josh McRoberts of the NBA. My god, this team is just garbage.

Follow @canishoopus

by Stop-n-Pop on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM CST reply actions  

say what you really think, SnP

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by Malastare on Jan 29, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone notice

Neither Tolliver or Randolph is getting any burn

by Action on Jan 29, 2012 7:16 PM CST reply actions  

Nice run there

AR + Beas both passing a little and running the floor

by zebano on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

I BELIEVE!

I can hardly believe that I believe, but I believe.

Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!

by TMiss on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

KLOVE

People can officially stop worrying about KLOVE leaving in three years, That is a Minnesota Beard.

by tmbroom on Jan 29, 2012 7:58 PM CST reply actions  

Let "da packs" mating dance ritual commence....

Todd Rundgren time!

KLOVE bring da pail to work!

"If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!"---Chris Rock

by TSAX on Jan 29, 2012 7:59 PM CST reply actions  

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