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Tim's Game Preview: Game 9, Toronto Raptors

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Head coach Dwane Casey had a large rock put in front of the Toronto Raptors' locker room as a reminder that the team is slow and stationary.

Minnesota Timberwolves (8-0) vs. Toronto Raptors (3-5) at Air Canada Centre [sic]

The Toronto Raptors return home after a terrific performance in which they scored 62 points on 31% shooting, including 8% (1-12) from 3 and 58% from the free throw line. They had 17 turnovers and 15 assists and lost by 35 to the Philadelphia 76ers.

The Raptors have lost two in a row - including one to New Jersey at home - and face the Wolves, who are coming off of their own strong performance against the Washington Wizards.

Michael Beasley and J.J. Barea are still out for tonight's game, as the Wolves play the 2nd game of a back-to-back-to-back set. Let's break down the matchups:

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Now that Brandon Roy has retired, there is not a single All-Star among the top-10 of the 2006 NBA Draft. Including Roy, there have only been two All-Stars from that draft (the second being Rajon Rondo).

Darko Milicic vs. Andrea Bargnani

Andrea Bargnani is in his 6th NBA season and has started 268 of his 375 career games, averaging over 30 minutes per game. In that time, he's collected 1846 rebounds. For reference, Kevin Love got to that total somewhere near the mid-point of last season (Love's 3rd season). The word 'soft' is not enough to do justice to the career of Bargnani, who is so soft that he makes Drake seem like Tupac Shakur.

Bargnani will have a tough assignment tonight against Darko Milicic, whose offensive game should challenge the defensively-challenged Italian. By the end of the night, Bargnani could have 1847 rebounds.

Winner: Darko Milicic

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Let's hope Anthony Tolliver shared his 'Choke Hold'-style of defense with Kevin Love.

Kevin Love vs. Amir Johnson

Amir Johnson is the homeless-man-who-just-visited-Mystic Lake version of Kevin Love. No one will ever mistake Johnson for anything more than an efficient, yet low volume, scorer who rebounds well but cannot play much defense and turns the ball over at a high rate. Oh yeah, and he's ridiculously overpaid.

In six career games against Amir Johnson, Kevin Love has outscored (15.2-to-6.3), outrebounded (8.8-to-5.2), and outassisted (1.7-to-1.0) Johnson and has gone to the line 5.3 to 1.5 times per game. There's really nothing more to say on this one.

Winner: Kevin Love

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Rasual Butler is undoubtedly the worst basketball player in this photo, including The Raptor mascot and the little kid sitting in the stands with his baseball cap on.

Wesley Johnson vs. Rasual Butler

When TImberwolves' fans decide to complain about their wing talent, they should also thank their lucky stars that they are not having to start Rasual Butler. In his last game against the Sixers, Butler went 0-of-4 from the field for 0 points, 2 rebounds and a turnover in 19 minutes of play...in which he had a -19 +/-. Last season, Butler shot 33% from the field and had a WS/48 of -.009, compared to Wesley Johnson's 40% and .030. Butler may very well be the worst wing player in the entire NBA. Fortunately for him, Jonny Flynn is still in the league, which means he isn't the worst overall player in the NBA.

If Wesley Johnson cannot outperform Butler tonight, he might as well just retire now and save everybody the trouble.

Winner: Wesley Johnson

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Given Demar DeRozan's field goal and three point percentages, the NBA has decided that DeRozan can no longer be listed as a 'shooting' guard in programs and official marketing materials.

Wayne Ellington vs. Demar DeRozan

Minnesota could have taken Demar DeRozan instead of Jonny Flynn in the 2009 NBA Draft to pair with Ricky Rubio. I'm not sure what all the fuss is about though. DeRozan is a shooting guard who cannot shoot. He's only made 19 three point shots in his entire career up until this point. He also cannot pass, rebound or play defense, so I'm confused as to why anyone would consider DeRozan valuable to an NBA squad.

Wayne Ellington, meanwhile, appears to be the long-term answer to the Wolves' wing problems. Let's start him the rest of the year, even when/if Michael Beasley comes back from injury.

Winner: Wayne Ellington

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After getting flattened by the 76ers, Jose Calderon pondered his next game against fellow Spaniard Ricky Rubio.

Ricky Rubio vs. Jose Calderon

Rick Adelman will probably still start Luke Ridnour tonight. I'm not sure why, you're not sure why, nobody is really sure why. But Rubio will play when it matters, and although he was doing it against the swiss cheese defense of the Wizards yesterday, his performance was nothing short of extraordinary. The Wolves may suddenly have the best point guard in the NBA on their team.

Jose Calderon has played against Ricky Rubio often in his life, but never before in an NBA uniform. As long as Rubio gets the minutes, he should carve up these Canadians as well.

Winner: Ricky Rubio


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If you haven't voted yet, click here and vote your Minnesota Timberwolves into the All-Star Game.

My ballot for the West: Love/Beasley/Rubio/Ellington/Darko; and for the East: Hansbrough/Thad Young/Augustin/Teague/Diaw.

My Prediction: Timberwolves 104 - Toronto Raptors 93

Timberwolves Record: 9-0

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Good job Tim.

Bargnani is terrible. Calderon is pretty solid though.

Raptors seem like they are on their way to an all overpaid line-up. Canadians . . . just because its only one color, it doesn’t mean American money is play money.

by Tollysnipes on Jan 9, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Head coach Dwane Casey had a large rock put in front of the Toronto Raptors’ locker room as a reminder that the team is slow and stationary.

That is awesome!

For those unfamiliar with the ‘stated’ reason, see this.

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra

by Wile E Coyote on Jan 9, 2012 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

Damn, I thought Tim's reason was true

"I don't think I've ever seen a group that is as good at turning the ball over as this one." Rick Adelman

by Action on Jan 9, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Except for Darko v. Bargnani

You might actually be right on all the other matchups.

Let’s hope Rubio and Williams get over 30 min each tonight.

by xraraavis on Jan 9, 2012 4:32 PM CST reply actions  

Wolves-Raptors is the must see game tonight.

Forget about the 2nd SEC Championship game.

Reduce turnovers, reduce personal fouls, shoot better, win.

by PoohRubio on Jan 9, 2012 4:40 PM CST reply actions  

"Hansbrough/Thad Young/Augustin/Teague/Diaw. "

I think that has an excellent chance of coming true.

Harsher Than Scissors

by Malastare on Jan 9, 2012 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

Although I just did my first ASG votes

and it does bring home how much tougher the West is.

Harsher Than Scissors

by Malastare on Jan 9, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

C'mon

I’m a Twolves fan, but a little bit of objectivity in the matchups would be nice. I mean, Darko vs Bargiani, and the winner is… Darko???? Andrea averages more points, rebounds, assists and better percentage from the field… C’mon! And the DeRozan vs. Ellington is also quite entertaining. I agree last year 3pt% of DeRozan was worse than poor, but Ellington cannot drive to the hoop, and DeRozan is better in every other aspect. I also think that more respect should be given to a guy like Calderón… 9.4 assists per game in this time seems legit, and he’s shooting 50% from the field with better stats than Rubio (so far) although lacks his game changing rythm. I hope Twolves can get the win though!

by juandconde on Jan 9, 2012 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not sure I've kept up.

Is this number 6?

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jan 9, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Aaaaaannnnnd....

welcome to Canis Hoopus, friend. Your response will be added to “the list.”

by PDGirl on Jan 9, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

just checked the archive

… I bothered to look up those stats… 5 min of my life i’ll never get back :D

by juandconde on Jan 9, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

"Given Demar DeRozan's field goal and three point percentages, the NBA has decided that DeRozan can no longer be listed as a 'shooting' guard in programs and official marketing materials."

Excellent. Also, he should be given hat-wearing lessons.

What? Get off my lawn!

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jan 9, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

I did not initially notice the hat...

because I could not tear my eyes away from the creepy redeye.

by PDGirl on Jan 9, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha! I guess my crotchetiness got in the way

of my observing that. He looks like a wood carving.

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jan 9, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Waynesly

Johnsington

Michael Beasley is a Small Forward. Derrick Williams is a Power Forward.

by Ebomb on Jan 9, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

He took over for....

….Ranshad McFoye.

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by Stop-n-Pop on Jan 10, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Getting close

Indifferent observer?

If he were in Japan, I am pretty sure he’d be Super-Fantastic-Doer-of-Nothing-Player-Man?

Bringing honor to uncle rico's family since 2011.

by JMGrady on Jan 9, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if Bargani's parents hoped naming him Andrea would toughen him up

and are incredibly dissappointed about that.

Or maybe his mom enjoyed having him do her hair.

by Tollysnipes on Jan 9, 2012 4:55 PM CST reply actions  

#Twolves @jjbareapr expected to be available to play tonIght.

@Twolves_PR

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra

by Wile E Coyote on Jan 9, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

So we have that going for us ... which is nice

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra

by Wile E Coyote on Jan 9, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Gunga galunga...gunga- gunga lagunga

Michael Beasley is a Small Forward. Derrick Williams is a Power Forward.

by Ebomb on Jan 9, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Excellent.

Should we start calling Barea “The Lama?”

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jan 9, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Big Hitter the Lama

Michael Beasley is a Small Forward. Derrick Williams is a Power Forward.

by Ebomb on Jan 9, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I used a variant of that line

in a creative nonfiction workshop submission and most of the class thought I was being disrespectful. The other third had seen Caddyshack.

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jan 9, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

You have no idea.

It’s amazing what a bunch of 22-year-olds can convince themselves is interesting enough for a personal essay.

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jan 9, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

In fairness to 22-year-olds,

It’s amazing what people in general can convince themselves is interesting enough for a personal essay.

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Jan 9, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Exhibit B

Michael Beasley is a Small Forward. Derrick Williams is a Power Forward.

by Ebomb on Jan 9, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

The wierd thing about that movie

Is that about 75% of it is rated R “Nerds Revenge” garbage.

But the other 25% is hilarious and one of the biggest sources of great movie quotes/lines I’ve seen.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/quotes

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra

by Wile E Coyote on Jan 9, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

From JJ's Twitter
Creo que vuelvo a jugar mañana contra Toronto…coqui

For those of you Spanishly-challenged: “I believe that I come back to play tomorrow against Toronto… Small Puerto Rican Tree Frog.”

Harsher Than Scissors

by Malastare on Jan 9, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I saw that

Don’t know what the whole coqui thing is about, probably an inside joke or slang

by CoffeeJanitor on Jan 9, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

he probably kept them as pets or something

I can just see JJ practicing his dribble move in the puerto rican jungles, communing with his batrachian pals.

Harsher Than Scissors

by Malastare on Jan 9, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm, I feel Spanishly-challenged

even after reading the translation

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra

by Wile E Coyote on Jan 9, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I fought a hamstring injury for a year. They suck.

If Barrea does play, I imagine he will be limited and lack some of his normal quickness. I could be wrong, as they have access to amazing trainers, but hamstrings are tricky.

by Tollysnipes on Jan 9, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Jerry Zgoda reporting Barea will give it a go tonight

Adelman says his minutes will be limited but He’s going to play.

by TonyO on Jan 9, 2012 5:31 PM CST reply actions  

THIS JUST IN

I will be starting at small forward. I will run. I will flail. I will jack up ‘shots.’ I will fall hard to the floor. I WILL smile wide.

by Dr_Defecate on Jan 9, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

I always thought

Wes Johnson was the shit.

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jan 9, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

You're right.

My mistake. Strike the “the.”

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jan 9, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

He has

A very firm handshake and a very neat signature.

Ponder to Harvin for 6!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Jan 9, 2012 5:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Sure hope this is a joke.

If this is literal, then I’ve never seen anything absurd than this. Ironically enough, the match ups posted were all won by the Raptors players.. Sucks to be in reality huh?.

by tugz on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

Ding ding ding!

Lucky number seven!

"Of what use is a philosopher who does not hurt anybody's feelings?" -Diogenes of Sinope

by Cynical Jason on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

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