Peksecuted

Jennifer Stewart-US PRESSWIRE - Presswire

Pekovic destroys everything. Bad foul calls included.

So was that supposed to be a basketball game? What are we even dealing with here? Shakespeare in the park?


Tonight the Wolves engaged in a full-on clank-fest, complete with a boatload of turnovers and an even bigger boatload of fouls calls. Only one force allowed the Pups to prevail in this one: the Peksecutioner.

Well, and some clutch play by Alexey Shved (Sved? Shed? Sheeved....? C'mon, if you're gonna be on TV, get the name right guys)

  • Pekovic: 16 points, 17 rebounds, 1 dead Carlos Boozer. May his $15 million contract rest in peace.
  • Speaking of which, the Bulls should just bite the bullet and amnesty Boozer already. Criminy, the guy's like an 87.394% liability.
  • Bulls 36% shooting. Wolves, 32%. Eeep.
  • Also, 21 combined assists, 41 combined turnovers. Eeep x2
  • I saw 22 more minutes of Amundson. Which is another 21 1/2 minutes of wanting Tolliver back (Lou had a pretty sweet play late in the game. I'll give him 30 seconds for it)
  • Brandon Roy looked more mobile than I've seen him since 2009. If only I had 100% confidence that's going to last the whole season
  • Timberwolves. Make your freakin' free throws.
  • Alexey Shved started cold, but came up aces at the end. Tonight we saw the kind of Paul/Harden/Ginobili flashes that get me excited about the guy's future. He played with a sheer physical confidence at the end, the kind of stuff the Wolves haven't had since Sam Cassell.
  • Shved also showed some true Corey Brewer moments (of a sort) Alexey is a master at losing defenders in space, but sometimes he goes into space cadet mode himself once he's free. Alexey in Space. Might make for a fun new drinking game.
  • Nate Robinson being coached by Thibs. Oh man...this could be almost as entertaining as Monta Ellis being coached by Scott Skiles.
  • Stiemsma played 3 minutes, picked up 3 fouls and a technical and did basically nothing else. Smaller, quicker face-up guys like Noah perplex him. I kinda think he's going to be a Kendrick Perkins kind of guy....great in some situations, terrible in others. No gray room in the middle.
  • Dante Cunningham is awesome. The end.
  • Derrick Williams was.....yeah.....yeah......
  • Yeah......
X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join Canis Hoopus

You must be a member of Canis Hoopus to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Canis Hoopus. You should read them.

Join Canis Hoopus

You must be a member of Canis Hoopus to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Canis Hoopus. You should read them.

Spinner

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9347_tracker