Uh...I have to say more?

Okay, he was waived by a dumb franchise:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/30/sports/basketball/nets-talk-over-lunch-and-win-after-dinner.html?_r=0

He has a career average WP48 of .238.

http://www.thenbageek.com/players/262-josh-childress

He plays small forward and shooting guard. Our greatest need is small forward and shooting guard.

He supposedly signed for one year for one mil with the Nets. I think we can afford that (costs less than Brandon Roy, and, big bonus here, pay attention to this point, Childress would actually play basketball for us).

To recap...available super cheap SF/SG who has consistently played well throughout his career...and he usually rocks a pretty great afro, something this team could use.

Who says no? Oh, stop saying no. This makes perfect sense. You have no valid argument. Be quiet. Say yes. Trade Williams for Dudley, sign Childress. We become the Suns during their good years. The Suns become us during our bad years. It's karma.