Not 'yet another spaniard'...
...because i'm from Bilbao, and people from Bilbao are too special for that.
First, i have to say i'm not the kind of person who become fan of a team the same day his favorite player sings whith them. I've been reading here and even posted a few annoying comment, but just because i've done the same following every spanish player that has arrived to the NBA since Pau Gasol. I love to watch them play and success in a league that was like a billion galaxies away when i was young in Jordan's era. You can't imagine how people of my age and older who love the game feel about those players. In 1984 olimpics we treated as heroes the players that lost by 30 to an american college team (and a high school MJ), now i bet for Spain in London 2012.
Said that, i cannot feel like a pure, authentic, timberwolf fan. I have my own bball and soccer teams here to support and i think i'll never feel the same for your team. I like how they play, i keep awake till 4:30 am to watch those 4th quarters runs in an awful quality illegal* stream and i root for them evere night, but i don't feel comfortable saying 'we' when talking about the team. I first came here because i just wanted to hear other opinions than those of the spanish ultrabiased stupid media.
But i trully can say that i am a fan of Canis Hoopus. I like Tim's no-look previews, SNP behind-the-back comments and all the other members' three point fanshots and alley oop fanposts. The thousand comments game threads feel like Love's 15 rebounds, and those post game report are like Pekovik dunking over Lebron while poking his left eye. I like even the trolling three second violation comments. This is arguably the best NBA forum i've visit, full of smart and funny people and basquetball IQ. You are all rec'd.
The thing i like less is the fact that there are too many spaniards here lately. I'd hate to come here to read another ****ing argument between Madrid and Barcelona soccer fans.
Some random thoughts:
-I guess Lebron James and Cristiano Ronaldo are the same annoying stupid overrated superathletic person. Has anybody seen both in the same place at the same time?
-To the FBI: the "illegal stream" part was a joke.
-To Cynical Jason: You can only be annoying to me due to lack of sarcasm. If i 'm annoying to you, well, it's just me.
-Or better, blame the tiny people that live within my head.
-I'm learnig some english here too, thank you for that, specially to MAYN..HO...whatever.
-I'd love to write a game report card one day, but my english and my knowlede of the game are too low, plus i cannot commit myself to stand awake any specific night. I could do it in spanish without watching the game. Or even better, in basque. I barely know it but you'd never notice it.
-I don't believe in god, but i believe in Unicorns.
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I forgot to say
I’m sure you are going to make the playoffs.
Thanks, Joe!
I liked your post especially the part about Pekovic “dunking on LeBron while poking his left eye.” Hilarious!
He´ll leave LB's right eye healthy
to watch Rubio´s hightlights in NBA.com.
I particularly like
the part about when Spanish players “sing” with a team. Ricky has some pipes. I think his name ought to incorporate some classic music icon. I don’t really get the Unicorn thing, besides, he is going to outgrow that someday.
Welcome!
The more the merrier. Busy blogs and message boards with wide participation are way more interesting to me. Less group-think, more fresh ideas, lots of content.
PS: I will always remember Bilboa because it was a prized destination in the board game Eurorails. Anyone else ever play that one?
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra
Sorry typo - Bilbao
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra
by Wile E Coyote on Feb 1, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
It is normal,
Bilbao is known to be the center of the universe.
(I haven’t even heard about that game)
Welcome aboard!
But I truly have no idea how to take this:
-To Cynical Jason: You can only be annoying to me due to lack of sarcasm. If i ‘m annoying to you, well, it’s just me.
"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012
erm
If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm
by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 1, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
I think he means that he lacks the understanding
for sarcasm to understand you. Unless of course by posting this you are being sarcastic. In that case………well damn dude even I don’t even know just chalk it up to a language barrier and call it. Guy did do a damn good job on this post for it being in his second language.
Keep it up Joe “Mi kippo es su kippo.”
by Doug West Domination!!! on Feb 1, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
I was sure
That i’ve seen a signature that says something like “If i’m annoying to you it’s probably sarcasm”. And i tought it was yours.
The good thing about this mistake is that i can say, for first time
MY POINT STILL STANDS!
I see!
SILENCE!
"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012
by Cynical Jason on Feb 1, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Nevermind
should’ve cont. reading before I made that comment.
by Doug West Domination!!! on Feb 1, 2012 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
Experienced CHers
know that you need to read the entire thread (and all other threads for context), then do some online research and then and only then leave a comment, preferably with appropriate footnotes, links and a unicorn poop pic (UPP).
Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!
by TMiss on Feb 2, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
what he
If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm
by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 2, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
said
If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm
by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 2, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
well...
err… in my country there are not many CJs, so i can’t tell one from another.
(Does it sounds credible?)
I bet there aren't many Joe Kozinski's either
by Rascal Flatts on Feb 1, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, i forgot to justify my handle too
It’s just I like those polish surnames finished in ‘inski’.
Its okay, we're actually one alias posting across the two accounts
Though neither is aware it is happening
Matrix etc
If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm
by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 1, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
Wonder Twin powers
activate!
"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012
by Cynical Jason on Feb 1, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
Rec'd!
I was going to rec both of you, but it’s not necesary given you are the same Cynical Jannitor.
Or Coffe Jason.
I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people within my head.
Shape of....
If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm
by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 1, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
It's probably just your handle
but in real life I suspect you’re an embittered barista who hit the skids (too much espresso) and is slowly working his way back up through the Starbucks hierarchy, wet bar rag in one hand, broom in the other.
Handles say a lot about us. I, for example, am obviously a cross-dressing transcendental meditator….
Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!
Thank you
I try to have a little mental image of each of the main CHers and I didn’t have one for you…until now.
Would you like me to describe what I'm wearing right now?
No, I mean underneath that?
Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!
How did i became an elitist
against spaniards been a spaniard myself?
Been spanish is… complicated.
I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people within my head.
oh dear
are you saying that it is impossible for someone to be an elitist towards people of his/her own country for whatever reason (be it intellectual, economic, athletic…)? Because this is actually pretty common.
Not exactly.
I was talking about been elitist towards people of my country for been people of my country while, i have to admit, i am a person of my country.
Thank you for the word ‘towards’, in exchange i give you the ‘%’.
I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people within my head.
I really liked your post
perhaps i should have been less passive aggresive and opened my first comment with that.
But this
The thing i like less is the fact that there are too many spaniards here lately. I’d hate to come here to read another ****ing argument between Madrid and Barcelona soccer fans, rubbed me off the wrong way, because I perceived it as yet another spanish fan’s (not in this blog but rather in spanish blogs) arrogance and disdain towards what they believe is a lower class of sports commentators, thus making them elitists.
I’m sorry that I came off so strong. It’s something I wish I’d said to other people i’ve come across in the past, instead of you.
I'm definitely an elitist towards my own country..
…for example, a couple years back, traveling abroad (Hong Kong/Macau), I hated running into other Americans. I’m not really sure why, but arrogance is definitely part of the motive. I am more of a proponent of deferring to and respect for local custom, tradition and heritage (probably stemming from my time spent in Hawaii).
haha yeah I get what you mean
I’m sometimes an elitist towards my own country as well, when I travel. I think part of it is the how boisterous we sometimes are… disruptive.
I am cursed
so everything i say is misunderstood in the worst way.
But yes, i use to be arrogant towards everybody.
I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people living within my head.
I actually really like that comment
Nice bit of Spanish color. Same as one of us posting on a footy thread in Spain and saying “too many Midwesterners here lately, I hope we don’t have a Packers vs Vikings argument start”
I don’t see what elitism has to do with any of that. He was just happy to have a little haven away from the usual sports squabbling of his country.
But i liked to be elitist!
As we say: ‘how little lasts happiness in the house of the poor’.
I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people living within my head.
I love Spanish culture
Where else are people more likely to stay awake until 4:30am to watch a game instead of wake up early?
Not to make this a birthday quiz.
4:30am is not that late in Spain
Dinner at midnight…watch some bball at 2am
Rubios - "Clinically PROVEN to Help Reduce Suckiness"
In America, 4:30am
Is getting up late for more people than it is staying up late.
"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"
by pastyearsears on Feb 1, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
Change "watch a game"
for “watching uniconrs” and you’ll understand.
I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people within my head.
Unicorns
(I just put this to proof myself i can write it well. Keep walking, nothing to see here)
I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people within my head.
Who's the most anal retentive Canis Hoopus poster?
I am!!!! MJ left college after his third year in 1984, got drafted by the Bulls, and played in the Olympics. (sorry, I can’t help it, I’m weak)
You can't...dust...for vomit.
by twinstalker on Feb 1, 2012 11:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Oh, you . . .
"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012
by Cynical Jason on Feb 2, 2012 12:33 AM CST up reply actions
Yet another Spaniard who's become a fan of CH
please know that we can’t get enough of folks from the best wine producing country in the world posting on this site. Please also understand that what you perceive to be a weakness in the English language skills necessary to be here, is celebrated in certain political and regional areas of this country as being down-home and authentic. I know, who can really explain these things to someone new to a place?
Welcome and thanks for borrowing us your unicorn for at least a few years….
Ricky is lobbing at an Ooptimal level!
You guys seem to all think you have bad english
Its just the opposite: you have very good english, probably better than what 99% of english speakers here are able to write.
Also, welcome to CH
If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm
by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 2, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
oh damn
I thought you were a new Spanish fan, then I saw your handle, now I feel dumb
If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm
by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 2, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Don't fret over that tiny detail.
Your point… ehmm…
Time to die.
by Replicant Hunter on Feb 3, 2012 4:16 AM CST up reply actions
Born in the f***ing center
Living in a small nearby town.
A Bilbaino lives wherever he wants.
I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people living within my head.
Bilbo is Bilbao
in basque.
I gess Tolkien knew spanish geography, there is a region called Aragón too.
There is no Sauron but we have a horde of trolls aroud the blogs.
I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people living within my head.
by Joe Kozinski on Feb 4, 2012 5:35 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll try not to be too elitist towards you
Although you know it’ll be hard.
I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people living within my head.
Bilbainos are born wherever the hell they want.
Take it from a Catalan.
Reply fail
"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"
by pastyearsears on Feb 4, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
How is billbayinos pronounced?
I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people living within my head.
The little people inside my computer refuse to
Cooperate with the little people inside my head, so I can’t figure out how to show pronunciation symbols. I just wondered if it was pronounced like Wolves assistant coach Bill Bayno (plural – Baynos or possessive Bayno’s?)
"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"
Try here
http://translate.google.es/#es|en|bilba%C3%ADno%20o%20bilbaino%0A
Click on the ‘listen’ button.
I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people living within my head.
!!!
http://translate.google.es/#es|en|%C3%A1rsamiarma%20la%20gr%C3%A1siabirb%C3%A1ina.%20noooverti%C3%ADoqueg%C3%BCevohti%C3%A9ne%20elihoop%C3%BAuta.
Time to die.
by Replicant Hunter on Feb 5, 2012 8:11 PM CST reply actions

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