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Rubio ranks fifth among rookies in scoring (11.4 ppg) and first in assists (8.9 apg) and steals (2.24 spg). His six steals on Jan. 18 vs. Detroit are the most by a Wolves player since Kevin Garnett had seven vs. the L.A. Clippers on Jan. 27, 2007.

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Hopefully the first of a few of these. Shocking how good this guy has been.

by MoreJuice on Feb 1, 2012 3:03 PM CST reply actions  

Hmmmm, suitable for a guy who goes by "Dr_Defecate"

He has the rainbow blowing out the unicorn’s ass.

Is that an indication of what he thinks of RRubio? Or the Wolves?

by timmuggs on Feb 1, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

There's absolutely nothing he can do for your son, but he can do The Robot.

That’ll be $5,000. Good day to you both.

Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.

by nja700 on Feb 1, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Do unicorns....you know

poop or is it pixie dust?

Where there is a D-Williams, there is a way

by Flagrant on Feb 1, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Like light,

it exists both as a wave and a particle. It smells like a combination of bubble gum and burnt hair.

by Dr_Defecate on Feb 1, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no idea how...

… but you have completely sold me on this unicorn poop thing, morphing thereby into one of my favorite CH posters. Given where we started, you and I… well… it’s just striking.

Keep up the poo snaps.

by TheH on Feb 1, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

If you drew that in elementary school

Think you’d earn yourself a visit with the school psychologist.

by Rodman99 on Feb 1, 2012 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Denial could be considered wearing “rose colored glasses”.

I guess this would be seen as a more profound level of denial: “rainbow out of unicorn’s ass’s”

by 9flavors on Feb 1, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Question...

Where did the poop reference come from? Actually, where did the entire magical unicorn come from?

by Child soldier Frank Jaeger on Feb 1, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Unicorn: Ricky has a rare skill set as a basketball player being a pure passing point guard, just like a unicorn has a rare skill set for a horse. Many people didn’t believe Ricky existed because he chose to continue to play in Spain after being drafted, just like many people don’t believe Unicorns exist. He’s a magical unicorn because magic is the only way to expalin his ability to see the court and process information. For example, he uses a spell to stop time, survey the court, then restarts time knowing exactly who and when to pass the ball.

Michael Beasley is a sixth man. Derrick Williams is trade bait.

by Ebomb on Feb 1, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

POO: Do we have to explain where poo comes from?

I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people within my head.

by Joe Kozinski on Feb 1, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Milk, Milk, Lemonade

round the back is where Chocolate’s made.

Michael Beasley is a sixth man. Derrick Williams is trade bait.

by Ebomb on Feb 1, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Reading that for the first time in about four decades

shocked a laugh out of me. Well played.

"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012

by Cynical Jason on Feb 1, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you

However I would still like to know what special “skill set” do unicorns have.

by Child soldier Frank Jaeger on Feb 1, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Why is he torturing Pau Gasol?

"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012

by Cynical Jason on Feb 1, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would you not?

"First, I'd like to blame the Lord for causing us to lose today."

by feral on Feb 1, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Point taken.

"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012

by Cynical Jason on Feb 1, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Re: Unicorn: See the FAQ

Re: Poop and Dr. D – the less I know the better.

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra

by Wile E Coyote on Feb 1, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Double flusher?

"Humor is reason gone mad." Marx (Groucho, for the reason-gone-mad impaired)

by uncle rico on Feb 1, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Many leatherbound books?

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra

by Wile E Coyote on Feb 2, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, I find it ironic...

….that the stiffest competition he faces for this award is Derrick Williams….

by Oceanary on Feb 1, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't call Derrick Williams a stiff! That's harsh.

Current NBA rookies, ranked by minutes played.

Who’s getting enough time on the floor to compete, among Western Conference rookies? Kawhi, the aforementioned Chandler Parsons, Jimmer!!!!, and…. Yeah, not that much competition. More rookies getting burn in the East.

"First, I'd like to blame the Lord for causing us to lose today."

by feral on Feb 1, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, in terms of Win Scores for example he's a step up from Derrick W.

There are some other names in between, too.

"First, I'd like to blame the Lord for causing us to lose today."

by feral on Feb 1, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Parsons? Really?
Other nominees for the … Western Conference Rookies of the Month were … Houston’s Chandler Parsons …

Bwahahahahaahahahah! Ah.

He's Ricky Rubio. He’s not like anyone else.

by Facial on Feb 1, 2012 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

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Michael Beasley is a Small Forward. Derrick Williams is a Power Forward.

by Ebomb on Feb 1, 2012 3:30 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Ricky iz dat pretty mafucka mayn

shouts ta A$AP Rocky fo de line mayn Ricky iz de fuckin truth doe mayn i love dis kid mayn he juss so good

MAYN HOL UP!

by MAYNHOLUP on Feb 1, 2012 4:24 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Ricky's so good

he’ll win the next three Rookie of the Year awards!

"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012

by Cynical Jason on Feb 1, 2012 4:32 PM CST reply actions  

That sounds quite Chuck Norris-ish :D

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

by blond unicorn on Feb 1, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec’d with fear.

I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people within my head.

by Joe Kozinski on Feb 1, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome!

We got us some international talent in the fanbase.

by Zev on Feb 1, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

That was fun.

Anthony “Sad Dog” Randolph. Ha!

"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012

by Cynical Jason on Feb 1, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

This

video is dope! gonna watch again, and post to facebook…well done.
Ricky Business-very nice!

by thejanitor on Feb 1, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh my God

i love how Darko is shown airballing his left hook and getting his shot blocked

Amazing, hilarious vid

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 1, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That was great!

"I'm shocked - shocked - to find basketball going on in here."

by 1922 on Feb 1, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Ricky

Should get an assist for that…

Michael Beasley is a sixth man. Derrick Williams is trade bait.

by Ebomb on Feb 1, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I just about died laughing @ Malcolm Lee

Great video

You crazy car, I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you

by John Truckasauras on Feb 1, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Centauriconr?

I didn't mean it, i was forced by the little people within my head.

by Joe Kozinski on Feb 1, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

You got it!!!! A totally mythological creature - Centauricorn.

I actually was going to add that but was just too excited after getting the image in. Wish I added a basketball on the bottom, and a number 9 shirt. Anyway Ricky is the “Rookie of the Month”.

by inyofaz on Feb 1, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I think a Mythical Ricky

Should have four arms and maybe eight (?) eyes.

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 1, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like Ricky's been lifting with Pek.

"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012

by Cynical Jason on Feb 1, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

From Alan Horton's Twitter:
WolvesRadio Alan Horton
R.Adelman says Darko is healthy tonight and will start, moving Pekovic to the bench. #twolves

Boo! (Actually, against the 7’2" Hibbert, this makes some sense. Dammit.

"Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is that great basketball or what?" --Hubie Brown, Jan. 20, 2012

by Cynical Jason on Feb 1, 2012 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

Pek has been thowed lately

But this is a double standard. Typically, coaches don’t drop as you starter when you get injured. I would be curious to hear Adelman explain why Beasley lost his position but Darko did not.

Michael Beasley is a sixth man. Derrick Williams is trade bait.

by Ebomb on Feb 1, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Beas was out

a lot longer

Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!

by TMiss on Feb 2, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, but

How long does Pek stay on the bench? Looks like Barea might be playing also.

by inyofaz on Feb 1, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Hibbert's off to another hot start.

By most measures this is, so far, his best year. But then he was a standout MIP candidate early last season, and eventually wound up seeing sports psychologists.

Guy’s tried everything possible to get his game to that next level, he’s busted his butt. Interesting case.

"First, I'd like to blame the Lord for causing us to lose today."

by feral on Feb 1, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like the perfect candidate

to be hazed unmercifully at the game.

Michael Beasley is a sixth man. Derrick Williams is trade bait.

by Ebomb on Feb 1, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Question!!!

How many Point Guards are you taking for your upstart NBA franchise before you take Rubio?

Please try to leave the bias on the wayside as hard as that might be.

by Child soldier Frank Jaeger on Feb 1, 2012 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

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