Notes on the Night
1. Had a fun ride up on the light rail. The drunk guy who kept trying to engage me in conversation in his Tom Waits voice (Rain Dogs era) was annoying. "We're going downtown. Is it early morning or early night? Alex Rodriguez is going to be the next Home Run King!" Then he got off the train and I saw him standing on the platform and felt sorry for him.
2. Had a few beers at Kieran's. Just me. By myself. But, hey! The bartenders bought me beers, so all is good.
3. At the game I sat next to a complete stranger who was also a complete smartass, so we Statler and Waldorfed the whole game. Fun times.
4. Met kevinharlan in the mens' room. I was washing my hands and he was putting on makeup. I wouldn't have recognized him if not for the interview he did a couple weeks ago. Chatted with him for a few moments after the game as well. Cool guy.
5. Pek didn't miss anything during warmups. He also didn't shoot anything outside of seven feet (like he does in games!). The guys shooting threes and long twos could have built the Great Wall of China with all of their warmup bricks.
6. I screamed myself hoarse in the first quarter (PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!), but I didn't need much voice after that. I spent a lot of time groaning and slapping my forehead.
7. Wes is terrible. It's incomprehensible that he continues to start. One of the Timberwolves Dancers would be a better option at the 2.
8. The guy next to me agreed that Wes needs a hyphenated last name. He needs to be introduced before every game as Wes Johnson-Sucks.
9. The officials were Wes Johnson awful. Somehow Pek puts up 14 shots, all at the rim, and he never gets fouled? Haywood should have fouled out of the game in the first half.
10. I know the box score doesn't reflect it, but it felt like Dirk and Jet couldn't miss. Every time the Wolves made a run, one of those two would put a stop to it with a wide open jumper.
11. During halftime (?) they did this silly game called "Where in the World is Nikola Pekovic?" They did their best to make him look foolish, but HE'S STILL AWESOME!
12. 28 turnovers. There's nothing left to say. With even an average number of turnovers the good guys had a chance, even though they couldn't hit Kim Kardashian with a photo-op.
13. One day I'll go to a game and the Wolves will win.
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Nice notes CJ, my ying-yang brethren
I will definitely let you know when I am in town so we can catch a game together. That way you won’t have to deal with morons before and during the game, only an affable-quasi-alcoholic-soldier that is an excellent wingman.
I've got good judgement from experience and experience from bad judgement.
You got it, brother.
I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.
by Cynical Jason on Feb 11, 2012 2:41 AM CST up reply actions
I can’t take it anymore. I can no longer type the name. We need a nickname so GMs who read CH but don’t watch games or look at stats but know draft positions won’t know who we’re talking about.
You can't...dust...for vomit.
What name are you talking about?
I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.
by Cynical Jason on Feb 11, 2012 2:42 AM CST up reply actions
Brick Mamba??
Pekovic is a one man doubleteam
by Tallfreaks on Feb 11, 2012 2:58 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Ha...I like that..
because he fancies himself Kobe’s friend also.
We were joking last night that every time the Brick Mamba put up a shot my 11 year old would yell “Front of the iron”…and he was right.
"But this one goes to eleven..."
I'm looking for the report card.
This was just observations along the way.
I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.
by Cynical Jason on Feb 11, 2012 2:42 AM CST up reply actions
dude.. I genuinely liked the observations and would have loved to have seen more..
in fact, I keep waiting for you to step up and do one of the report cards, but I’ll take what I can get.
by bsg007 on Feb 11, 2012 4:38 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Has anyone taken the 3/1 game against the Suns?
If not, I’ll take that one and hope there are no complications.
I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.
by Cynical Jason on Feb 11, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Done.
This should be fun.
I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.
by Cynical Jason on Feb 11, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
What a painful game to watch.
A lot of the turnovers were just dumb plays. There were too many bad decisions by the Wolves last night.
With Ridnour, Rubio, and Wes all in shooting slumps (with lengths varying from 3 games to forever), the offense for our starting lineup just can’t get going. Someone needs to hit shots to open up the defense. (Beasley was that guy last night off the bench).
Did you also watch Wes during warmups? I’ve been wondering whether he hits shots at a better clip then. I’m trying to figure out whether he actually can’t shoot at all or is a complete headcase during games.
I checked up on our lottery ticket Malcolm Lee, and he had 9 points on 4-9 shooting in 23:49. He also had 2 rebounds, 7 assists, 2 turnovers, and a steal. That’s a couple of inconclusive box scores. He seems to be doing OK, but I wish the scoring was a little more efficient.
I'm glad you looked at Lee's numbers.
I was curious. I’m excited to add him but I also know that a second round rookie is highly unlikely to be the answer for a team already featuring two rookies.
I was especially saddened by the bad decision making out of Webster and Berea last night.
Webster plays so out of control sometimes.
He seems like a really high energy guy but he needs to learn how to channel that energy better sometimes he just makes too many silly mistakes.
I see the same thing.
He’s doing the opposite of “playing within himself”. It’s like he wants to come out and save us by being Kobe or something. He should just slow down and make good plays.
The whole team's shot is busted.
What the hell happened? Is it dead legs from the condensed season? Last year these guys were one of the best 3 shooting teams in the league. This year they’re clanking wide open shots.
As I wrote in another thread,
our shooting percentage (not at the basket) is down more than it is for the rest of the league. I’m hoping it’s a short-term trend that turns around. If we just went back to last year’s percentages away from the rim, we’d be getting about 5 more points per game with the same number of shots.
That's interesting...
I wonder how many more games we would have won so far with those 5 extra points per game.
Thanks for posting your notes CJ
couldn’t have been an easy game to watch in person. I’m thinking the FO and marketing folks need to redo their schedule releases so that games where at least 3 of the Wolves will have a decent shooting night are starred. It would sure be helpful to know which brickfests are home games so we can avoid them….
28 bleeping turnovers may have to be the new tagline. If Adelman has any hair left by the end of next week it will likely be because Sikma has handcuffed him to prevent injury! There were at least 4 passes to nowhere last night as well as 4 more directly to a Dallas player. Pathetic night.
Next time you’re thinking of heading downtown for a game, let me know and I’ll try my damnedest to make it. A bad sinus infection has kept me from doing much this last week, but I’m recovered now.
Ricky is lobbing at an Ooptimal level!
CJ
My buddy and I were trying to spot you in your section, but couldn’t see you.
We’re the guys who hang a giant dime on the back wall of 116 every time Rubio gets an assist.
Check out Humdinger TV on YouTube.
http://twitter.com/HumdingerTV
I was looking over there
when the guy with the hoop on his back was between our sections. He was there for a long time and the little kid behind me wanted the ball so badly he was making sounds that should be impossible for a human throat to produce. I saw the dimes, but never saw one going up.
More people need to meet me before the games so I know what you guys look like! I can now put names to four faces!
I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.
by Cynical Jason on Feb 11, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
Just a pathetic game to watch
Im sick of the stupid ass starting lineup. Wes shouldnt even be playing, let alone starting!!! Im also getting sick of Ridnour, he cant shoot and his defense is beyond awful. Start Derrick Williams and Malcolm Lee
by RaysOfHope on Feb 11, 2012 9:17 AM CST via mobile reply actions
I agree it was a pretty pathetic game
But I don’t think starting Williams and Lee is really gonna help very much. Williams can’t guard 3’s very well at this point and Malcom isn’t exactly lighting it up in the d-league so far I think he needs more time at this point.
Totally.
Reminds me of a few years ago when the DOW keep crossing 10,000 about 40 times in 3 months. Everytime it did we’d play a little music at work and dance around.
by fanslaststand on Feb 11, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
I cant wait to watch it tonight on TV....
oh…wait….
never mind.
Actually, I had tix for the game and had to trade them because I now have a birthday party for my mother in law I must attend. Damn.
"But this one goes to eleven..."
Isn't that what cell phones are for?
(just guessing as I’m still using the one land line and checking my messages when I get around to feeling like it, but I did see that commercial where the dude is checking out a game on his phone while having a romantic dinner)
Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!
Rubio v Lin right now is as good as it will ever get for NBA diehards.
But if you’re like me you’re only truly happen when you have something to bitch about. Have fun at the party.
by fanslaststand on Feb 11, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
NIce to meet finally meet you CJ
The game was summed up by my 8 year old daughter.
“The Wolves looked tired and Ricky didn’t look well.”
- I would say the Mavs came ready to play. The Wolves did not.
And didn’t slack off until the Wolves made the run late in the 3rd.
- The starting lineup with Luke at the 2 was a mistake vs. Carter (not that Vince lit it up).
- 28 turnovers in this game. That is all you really needed to see. Most of them were just the Mavs overplaying and rotating right to where they knew we were going with the ball. I still cannot get over that we had only 4 turnovers vs. the Lakers just 2 weeks ago. That was a miracle. How did we do that? And I know we didn’t win. But 4 turnovers in an NBA game. Wow.
- Why does Adelman hate Anthony Randolph?
- Glad this was just one game. Today is a new day!
Go Wolves.
Here's to the crazy ones: @121loslocos
Hate to say it...
But we’re in for a rough ride. This is an awful schedule for a young team with a new coach. Hang in there CHers. Think long term.
by Rodman99 on Feb 11, 2012 11:53 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Glad to hear you thought we got mugged
We lost because of missed shots up close and turnovers, and there were one hell of a lot of uncalled fouls involved.
Dallas played their ass off, but with a few foul calls we would have taken this one to the wire.
Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!
Two things:
1) You are no longer welcome at Target Center. Please stop making the Wolves Muskies lose.
The Rubio with his passing, I say nothing because it's crazy! As we enjoy!
Sorry.
I’ll try to have better karma next time.
I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.
by Cynical Jason on Feb 11, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
Man, I didn't think that would work at all.
That’s it, from now on I’m playing the heavy. I will verbally PEK those who dare my wrath.
Anybody at the game notice when
after Vince Carter’s faked eye injury that stopped the Wolves’ breakaway, Love walked over to the Dallas bench with some words (seriously, Love?). Webster came over to back him up or something, and Beasley came over, grabbed both of them by the wrist, and dragged them back to the Wolves huddle.
It was funny. Second favorite moment of the game (behind D-Will’s hammer putback).

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