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An army of monkeys with IBM blue super computers couldn't randomly generate something as crazy as what we just saw. Brewer technical, brain fart of the year candidate, Al Harrington with 31 points on 29 shots, the Wolves finally breaking the sub-40% efg mark, 107 total rebounds between the two horrific shooting squads, Wes Johnson with an All Star lollygag play, a Brad Miller sighting...the list goes on and on.

Can't compute. Must go to sleep.

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Wes Johnson and Martell Webster sucks

"David Kahn doesn't like it, so I'm going to keep it." - Kevin Love on growing his beard.

by GWST11 on Feb 20, 2012 11:05 PM CST reply actions  

I don't get it third

But I have to chuckle – he WOULD be an upgrade at the 3

by dontbesomean youngfella on Feb 21, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Whitney Houston would be an upgrade at the 3

(too soon?)

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Nah.

I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.

by Cynical Jason on Feb 21, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

She can be a ghost with stats

like Solomon Jones.

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

She is busy making her new movie.

“The Body Bag”

---I got a dig bick-------- You that read wrong-------- You read that wrong too---

by Fuzzem on Feb 21, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a $20mil contract. Might be too rich for the Wolves.

There’s always KMart, Ariza, or…
Anyway, L.A. is eyeing Beasley. He’d probably be a better fit there. Kobe can school him.
If it was Gasol, Kevin wouldn’t have to guard guys like LaMarcus, but Pau couldn’t handle smaller, quicker guys. He speaks Spanish & he could get alley-oops with those good hands.
Offensively, he’s pretty darn good, and he can play all positions up front.
Anything is an upgrade there. Maybe the Lakers could pay some of that contract to take his
salary off their books. If it isn’t him, there are a few guys out there that would help. All we need do is a guy good enough to spread the floor consistently to open the middle.

"I'm shocked - shocked - to find basketball going on in here."

by 1922 on Feb 21, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

If Beas was traded for Pau and junk.

Pau might be remembered for being involved in two of the most lopsided trades ever.

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Well....I wasn't postulating a 1-for-1.

Basically, I’m saying the same thing everyone is saying. We need an upgrade and just about anyone is better than the zero production we get. $20 mil is too much. Maybe we can find a $6million dollar man.

"I'm shocked - shocked - to find basketball going on in here."

by 1922 on Feb 22, 2012 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Suck so, so bad

With even average wing play, some dude able to hit WIDE OPEN three after WIDE OPEN three all game, Wolves win easily.

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra

by Wile E Coyote on Feb 21, 2012 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

The player's name is Luke

But he is way undersized at the 2g slot

This is my opinion and does not constitute an endorsement, opinion or official position of the U.S. Army.

by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Beasley was 2-3 from 3 tonight.

But for some reason, he didn’t shoot at least one where he was open and passed to Martell for the brick instead. WTF?

by MNHawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Beasley not shooting

It tells me he knows he has to play a team game, and he’s trying to do it, but he doesn’t really understand what’s going on. It’s like he’s making it about him. Something like “coach wants me to stop jacking up shots so much” when reality it’s coach wants him to quit stopping the offense. He doesn’t get it.

You can't...dust...for vomit.

by twinstalker on Feb 21, 2012 4:08 AM CST up reply actions  

This seems a tad harsh.

I agree it would have been better if Beasley had shot that ball because he is the better shooter but he did swing it to a technically better shot. It is good that he is trusting his teammates, just unfortunate that non of them can shoot spot up three’s.

On Luke- it seems that, although he is a decent shooter, he is simply not a catch and shoot guy, which is what should be on the floor with Rubio. Luke appears more comfortable shooting off the bounce. Can any of our stat guys point me towards splits on shooting percentage that will verify what I am seeing with that because this feels to me to be important?

by SlowBreak on Feb 21, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed

It was a good play, and it’s not like Beasley is the best outside shooter in the game.

But it did remind me of, “It’s called basketball. James naismith invented it a long time ago.”

In weaning himself from being the black hole he’s turning into Mike Miller, which is not an improvement

by midlife crisis on Feb 21, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

for all y'all moneyball saber rattlers, DRIBBLE-AND-SHOOT IS EASIER THAN CATCH-AND-SHOOT

doesn’t pass the eye test?

1. experience. go try it. it’s harder. many shooting coaches espouse a “rhythm dribble”. go watch some players warm up… more often than not they take a dribble or 2 before they shoot. catch-and-shoot is more out of necessity (quick release before defender gets there) than preference.

2. need metrics? 99.9% of all basketball players dribble the ball before shooting a free throw.

i don’t claim to be a neuroscience SME, but my guess is that muscle memory is enhanced by the feel and weight of the ball after a dribble… rather than just shooting it cold after a catch-and-shoot situation.

This is my opinion and does not constitute an endorsement, opinion or official position of the U.S. Army.

by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Muscle memory is enhanced by practice

if you practice catch and shoot you’ll be better at it. If you’re a PG you probably practice shooting off the dribble more. If you practice by yourself it’s hard to practice the catch and shoot. If you bounce the ball before free throws in practice you’ll do it during the game.

by dropstep on Feb 21, 2012 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Rubio is better at catch and shoot

It is all practice, one is not easier than the other.

by TO12 on Feb 21, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I never said you couldn't practice catch-and-shoot

Im sure Ricky would love a rhythm dribble before shooting, but his glacially slow methodical 3 pt shot would be even slower.

He has been practicing catch-and-shoot, but I disagree that he is better at it.

Metrics anyone?

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't have metrics to compete with -

your “i saw it so it’s true” arbitrary opinion-based nonfactual judgment system.
(is that the negative equivilant of a ‘saber rattler’?)

by bustaone on Feb 21, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I did have metrics

Everyone dribbles before they take a free throw :)

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

It has always seemed like two separate skills sets to me.

Both in observation while watching games and in practice while playing pick up. I’m pretty sure that my outside shooting percentage goes from about 8% of the dribble all the way up to nearly 13% from a pass. This is a huge increase as you can see.

I asked about splits to back this up because I am curious about it. Obviously good shooters are going to be better at both but I’m thinking some might be better at one that the other. The idea that point guards are used to having the ball makes sense to me.

As for free throws. Seems to be yet another skill set. One that is afforded a very specific practice opportunity. Some players incorporate strange rituals into free throws that are not repeated at game speed.

by SlowBreak on Feb 21, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I'll argue that the 13% would increase with a rhythm dribble

But most game situations don’t allow that much time.

I agree that these are all different skillsets that can be honed.

I just think dribbling before shooting is fundamentally easier than catch and shoot.

This is my opinion and does not constitute an endorsement, opinion or official position of the U.S. Army.

by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec for self-depreciating humor.

I think it’s funny that most little kids shoot jump shots when they start shooting baskets. They need most every muscle in their body to get the ball up over the rim. As they get older they realize they’re more accurate shooting set shots. Then when defenders take away the set shot they have to learn the jumper all over again. Unfortunately when most of us shoot jumpers, our feet barely leave the floor.

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

This is me

They’re not really jump shots then, are they?

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Shootaway

It’s not too hard to practice catch and shoot by yourself if you have one of these. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3EJhGcwFU8

The video is fascinating. I know that he is not being defended, even by a chair, but he is still shooting a better percentage from 15+ feet out than most players shoot from 2-3 feet.

Diebler was one of my favorites at OSU. He is shooting over 50% from both the field and 3 ib Greece while playing both SG and SF. Too bad he wasn’t available when the Wolves picked. Oh, that’s right, he was picked at 51 by the Blazers.

by skin5lv on Feb 21, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

All while taking passes from a Dalek. Impressive.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 7:51 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I bet

Luke Babbit would’ve pulled up for three.

Anyone else notice after we were aggressive and got into the bonus in the 4th, drew a few more fouls – then the crowd and Denver moaned like prom dates, the refs suddenly swallowed their whistles and we stopped getting calls, even though we continued to be the aggressors? Not saying the refs cost us, just sayin’.

by JGoods on Feb 21, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Backing track on the vid reminds me of

The old High Noon backing behind Tex Ritter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzGtvnjtGtM

"I'm shocked - shocked - to find basketball going on in here."

by 1922 on Feb 21, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Denver's second string has been beast this year

Gallo’s injury has forced Karl’s hand, but he otherwise has gone way out of his way to keep his bench players coming off the bench. That’s why he starts guys like Mozgov and Faried instead of Harrington and Birdman

by Oceanary on Feb 20, 2012 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

They had a bunch of 3rd stringers in there too, Lawson got hurt, Andre Miller ejected

We got torched by Al Harrington. This was our best chance to beat Denver when they were missing so many players and move into the 8th seed. I’m still just staring at the computer.

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 20, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Harrington scored 31 points on 29 shots

he didn’t torch the wolves

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
They're called the Ghostbusters and they're in control

by littleboxes on Feb 21, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

I know

I he made all hit FTs you maybe could say it, but Harrington taking 29 shots is normally a good way to win.

by TO12 on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I only watched a portion of the 2nd quarter

but what I saw was Denver hustling their ass off. They just seemed to play harder than us.

by Rascal Flatts on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Quietly, George Karl is coaching a sort of Sonics-ball junior there now.

All that depth since the Carmelo trade, and he’s doing it to force turnovers and play at high speed?

What a fun coach.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 21, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

There are some deep teams this year without a clear star

Sixers and Denver are the two that come to mind immediately. We lament the loss of Pekovic, but Denver was waaaaaaay short-handed, yet have a guy like Faried come in and make a big-time difference. If we were to lose any pairing of Love/Rubio/Pekovic, we’d have no hope.

by Rascal Flatts on Feb 21, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

per Zgoda tweet

Martell said he was aware of situation, decided to go for hoop and possible 3-pt play, said he should have shot the 3.

"David Kahn doesn't like it, so I'm going to keep it." - Kevin Love on growing his beard.

by GWST11 on Feb 20, 2012 11:12 PM CST reply actions  

jhgyugjkgfjh

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 20, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

The hardest part of watching that...

… was how desperately the heads-up guys were pleading for the chance at an open three. Clearly lots of other things cost us that game, but man alive was that a dumbass way to end it.

by TheH on Feb 20, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

You could tell in the replay that Martell wanted to take the 3...

…he stutter-steps, then drives for the dunk. He was flanked on both sides by Nuggets. Al Harrington immediately to his left (list at 6’9", 2" taller) and Afflalo to his right (2" shorter). The chances are good that even if he goes for the shot it will be blocked or tightly contested. I guess, in hindsight, the best way to get it off would be to fake left towards Harrington, then fade slightly toward the right (Afflalo) and pray no one gets a hand on it…. in a split-second decision… I dunno, but I’m not too pissed about it.

by Boss10 on Feb 21, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Knowing Al Harrington like I think I do, I would've bet on a foul happening if Webster went up with the shot.

And even if there’s no foul, I’d prefer a missed three to a made dunk there…

Let’s not cut Webster any slack for that stupidity. We don’t have to bury him, because he is a stand-up guy and owned the mistake. But we don’t have to cut him any slack either.

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Feb 21, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

broken record

1. the core 3 need to be healthy
2. we need a wing
3. the bench better straighten out & provide a reliable rotation

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 20, 2012 11:14 PM CST reply actions  

Adelman interview

“We just didn’t make shots.”

by Rodman99 on Feb 20, 2012 11:14 PM CST reply actions  

Adelman is the best

He said they discussed it (shooting a 3). Was fairly speechless on the whole thing.

by Rodman99 on Feb 20, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

This is actually the best analysis

If someone hit a damn shot that end of game situation doesn’t occur. Love, Rubio, Beas, SOMEONE!

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 20, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the most frustrating part

is that the coach has zero control over this, other than playing guys that are hitting their shots, which is…..no one basically. It’s amazing that nearly every single player on the roster is down on their 3 point % compared to last year. We’ve gone from this being a strength to a weakness with literally all the same guys.

by Rascal Flatts on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

maybe opposing teams are more likely to close out on three-point shooters when the game is close

AND some Wolves players are less able to hit a shot when the shot might determine the outcome of the game rather than decrease the negative point differential

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
They're called the Ghostbusters and they're in control

by littleboxes on Feb 21, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I suspect some of it might be tired legs too

It’s just tough to watch so many wide open 3’s that most of these guys historically are fully capable of knocking down. There has to be some regression to the mean here (or is it progression?).

by Rascal Flatts on Feb 21, 2012 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

FG% is down this year

thanks lockout

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I want Malcolm Lee

He can’t possibly be as bad as the Shit Triumvirate?

by cbunk on Feb 20, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure anyone could be

Wes is playing so poorly that he alone would pull even the Thunder’s wing mean down to average

by Oceanary on Feb 20, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Brick Mamba

Now this… we’re really experiencing a nickname Golden Age. It’s our generation, folks.

by TheH on Feb 20, 2012 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Derrick Williams

for Corey Brewer and Kenneth Faried

by LoveTo on Feb 20, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Give me Faried with no Brewer and no Birdman

and you’ve got a deal. And I don’t really want Faried.

by dropstep on Feb 20, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

So you're appeal to me is

to quote his value relative to two players I’d just as soon cut?

by dropstep on Feb 20, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

That ignores the fact that Brewer is above the average in both those categories

And a marked improvement. So unless your plan is to cut two guys and replace them with nothing….yeah, that’s the appeal

by Oceanary on Feb 20, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Small sample size?

If my math is correct, his 3pt% just dropped from 40% to 36% in this one game. HIs first 4 seasons in the league have been marked by historically bad offense. If I believe that he is a completely different player, I might as well just hope we hang on to Wes, Beas, Webster, Wayne, with the expectation that at least one will transform into a very good player.

by dropstep on Feb 20, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Unless I'm mistaken, ESPN calculates that % dynamically

Tonight’s game appears to have already been added, and he’s at 40%

But even were you to drop him to 36%, he’d still be second in 3pt% behind only one of those guys you want to cut.

Besides, he can’t possibly shoot worse than Wes anyway, and he’ll always rebound and hustle more. At worst the offense stays the same.

by Oceanary on Feb 20, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

it updates overnight, so will be 36% by tomorrow

and yes Bring Brewer back

"David Kahn doesn't like it, so I'm going to keep it." - Kevin Love on growing his beard.

by GWST11 on Feb 20, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Correct

it updates overnight. Incorrect about bringing Brewer back. We need wings who Ademan can count on for consistent contributions night in and night out. We don’t have that on the team now. Since we can target any player out there, why set your sights on a guy who is likely regression to his own sub-mediocre mean as the season goes on. 46% from 3 in January, 24% in February (5-6 in one game, 1-18 in all others).

by dropstep on Feb 20, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Last year Corey is still better than this year Wes

And arguably better than this year Beasley too

Target any player sounds nice in theory, but nothing in Kahn’s history suggest anything close to that actually happening. The player we’re most rumored to be after right now is Pau Gasol….think through what that means

by Oceanary on Feb 21, 2012 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Really hoping this is a bogus rumor

or that it would be part of a 3 way with Gasol going elsewhere and the Wolves getting a good wing.

Otherwise it would seem to mean that Kahn absolutely has no idea what he is doing and is potentially not even watching games or reading box scores.

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra

by Wile E Coyote on Feb 21, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

It has been observed before

that Kahn has considerable difficulty reading a depth chart.

by nextmove on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

If he had glasses, we'd call him "Four Eyes."

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 21, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Wearing some now.

We bear a grudge against rosters choked with Power Forwards – the “4” position.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 7:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Better than 2012 Wes

could be used to describe pretty much every player in the league. And dozens of players I don’t have any desire to see on the Wolves.

This is great nostalgia, arguing about Brewer with Oceanary. I feel 2 years younger. I feel like calling up an ex-girlfriend and arguing about why we broke up.

by dropstep on Feb 21, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Let's talk Beasley vs. Love.

I mean, they’re both 4s, so one’s gotta go. Can Love become that go-to scorer? Rarest thing in the league, man.

by LoveTo on Feb 21, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

just curious

why can’t Beasley play the 3? He’d get beat by faster guys, but we make allowances for Ricky, we could direct opponents similarly for Beas. And he could post up most opposition 3s.

by dwb on Feb 21, 2012 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Feeling's mutual

For the record, in no way am I suggesting Corey would solve our wing problems. Just that, if you gave me the chance to trade Wes or Beasley for him, I’d do it without even blinking

by Oceanary on Feb 21, 2012 1:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I accept that

to me though, we pretty much know what Brewer’s value is – what we can get in return for him. And it aint much. Beas and Wes are just assets to me, and if someone out there can overpay for them (as in the Laker’s rumored interest in Beasley) then Hallelujah. I’m just not swapping potential assets for a known minimal return.

by dropstep on Feb 21, 2012 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

no chance

How bad would kahn look, bringing back a McHale pick.

by midlife crisis on Feb 21, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

This is sad but true

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions  

A very sad rec for that

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."
— Hunter S. Thompson

by SoDakHmr on Feb 21, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Only two things would improve how Kahn looks

(1.) Continued uptrend (More winning)
(2.) A face transplant

Which means only success, short of that he’s subject to Glen’s mercy and so are we.

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish Glen had no mercy

this franchise would be so much better

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I love Faried too

Denver is a team with a soft spot in my heart!

So many of my guys on one team!!! Gallo, Faried, Nene, Afflalo :)

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Isn't it about you settle down

and make a commitment? With all of your loves out there you are bound to break a lot of hearts.

He's Ricky Rubio. He’s not like anyone else.

by Facial on Feb 21, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I got 10 spots on a basketball team :)

All VM All-Stars

PG-Rubio
SG-Harden
SF-Paul George
PF-Kevin Love
C-Nene
Bench
Pg-Iman Shumpert (not really a pg, but Rubio is pg enough)
Sg-Evan Turner
Sf-Gallinari
Pf-Derrick Williams
C-Faried (more of a back up post player than a true center)

I would put Pek in the rotation but it would be hypocritical in the sense that I didn’t start loving him till he got good, where as most of these guys I have been big fans of their whole careers

odd thing about this team: if the Woves would have been more on their game in the draft (trading up and down etc and drafting the right players) this entire roster has some level of feasibility too it haha with really the exception of Nene

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I know Brad Beal is still in college

But I bet the omission crushed him.

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

:)

Love it!!!!!

Beal and Wroten are the early favorites for 2012-13 all VM rookie team

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

really hard not to like Faried

serious energy. Like a bigger Balkman with finishing talent. Rodman-like determination. Very quick jumper, amazingly so in fact. Great motor… if Beasley had his motor we wouldn’t be talking about trading him. Even better, he seems to enjoy hustling.

by dwb on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I love Faried...

… and really wanted him with our late first. That dude is up for a career of 25 no-nonsense, productive minutes per night within any system whatsoever. Maybe he’s even better than that. What a great investment.

by TheH on Feb 20, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought this game would put an end

to the Brewer nostalgia. Still a train wreck on offense. Yes, we have no competent offensive wings, but before our current crop caused me to pull my hair out there was Brewer playing the most spastic, out of control basketball I’d ever observed in the league. I don’t ever need to watch him play for the Wolves or any other team ever again.

by dropstep on Feb 20, 2012 11:25 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

0-5 from 3

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 20, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

It cured some of my nostalgia

His numbers have looked good this year but the missed threes and 4-15 overall looked way to familiar. He’s a limited minutes, situational guy. Great guy to pick up when you’ve filled all your other needs.

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

We definitely saw Brewer have good months before

like he did in January. But that good play in limited minutes soured in February (around the time he teased the Nuggets into starting him) just like it always did for the Wolves. This month he’s almost Johnsonian, shooting .409 from the field and .250 from 3.

by dropstep on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

In terms of the madhouse of the box score, though,

which is all I’ve seen of this game, Corey Brewer: 42.6 mins, 0 TO?

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 21, 2012 3:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Ahh, more of the same

Ignore trends, base his current year on one game, and only the parts you wanted to see…

by SirLusciousLeftFoot on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Wait, I'm ignoring trends?

Brewer is a career 40% shooter, 31% 3 pt shooter. This month he is a 40% shooter with 25% from 3. He had one good month this season, which has happened before when Brewer was on the Wolves (as an example, Jan 2010: 15.6 ppg on .470/.450 shooting). I am absolutely focused on trends. What I am ignoring are blips.

by dropstep on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

He is just killing it as a starter

22 points, 6 rebounds, 2 assists on 52% shooting over his last 5 games

by Oceanary on Feb 20, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Ironically, it could actually help

They have a LOT of money tied up in Gerald Wallace and Wes Matthews. Batum might play himself right out of their pricerange

by Oceanary on Feb 20, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Jamal Crawford will pick up his player option too.

Was talking about this with someone on here the other day..

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 20, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes!

Batum is one of my favorites. Please!

He is even guarding Gasol at times and destroying Matt Barnes. but that isn’t saying much.

by Pass the rock on Feb 20, 2012 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope Batum keeps it up

Portland already failed to make a deal with him earlier. As a starter, Batum is averaging 20. can’t wait till july 1.

by keylimekai on Feb 21, 2012 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

YES WE CAN

GET BATUM

U Ryke?
GET BATUM

by John Wall on Feb 21, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Still...

They will have to choose between Crash and Batum. Don’t see any way they can keep both with their expected salaries plus LMA

by Boss10 on Feb 21, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure they can.

They would only overlap for 1 year, and then they clearly pick the 24 year-old Batum over the 30 year-old Wallace.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

He's now justifying that price tag with his play

I think they match any offer. Now perhaps we can make a play for Wallace or Matthews, but I really think they can keep all these guys happy if they move LMA to starting Center.

by Rascal Flatts on Feb 21, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

think they'd risk LMA

getting pounded all night at the center position?

by dwb on Feb 21, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm glad i'm a bandwagon fan

because if i wasn’t i would be pretty mad right now (it’s actually quite funny when you watch it again), but that’s going to be remembered as much as that 3 by love against the clippers, amazing play.

by kuntraidor on Feb 20, 2012 11:19 PM CST reply actions  

What is this I don't even...
david b. thorpe @coachthorpe Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Webster erred, yes. But he hasn’t played a minute of a meaningful game since Portland.He’ll focus better going forward as he’s earning mins

by LoveTo on Feb 20, 2012 11:25 PM CST reply actions  

Is he one of Thorpe's clients?

That usually explains things like this.

by TheH on Feb 20, 2012 11:26 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

That is just such an incomprehensibly awful take (by Thorpe, not you)

Hasn’t played a meaningful minute? He was in that exact same situation literally 24 hours earlier.

by LoveTo on Feb 20, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Also

he is a professional basketball player. And was just in a huddle where he was told what to do.

by TheH on Feb 20, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's not a good take

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by TimAllen on Feb 20, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Plus

It’s not like it’s his only bonehead play since Portland.

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Huh

I hadn’t noticed until now, but I can see the similarities in personality and writing between you and Thorpe. More of your humor is culled from your own brain instead of movies you’ve seen, but I can see why you like him.

Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.

by nja700 on Feb 21, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed

always liked David Thorpe. One of the more insightful sportswriters around.

by dwb on Feb 21, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Thorpe is the perfect writer for ESPN these days: pay for play

(sorry, Tim)

I’m kind of hoping they get the NHL back so we can see a before and after for the amount of coverage currently going hockey’s way.

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by Stop-n-Pop on Feb 21, 2012 7:21 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

When you said "brain fart of the year candidate"

I think you meant “brain fart of the year frontrunner”.

by TheH on Feb 20, 2012 11:25 PM CST reply actions  

It always looks worse when the shooting is that bad

but, well…I guess this one’s not bothering me as much as some others. The Nugs are tough, on the road, sometimes you get beat.

I've changed my sig. The Wolves are now like a reasonably decent meal.

by Eric in Madison on Feb 20, 2012 11:25 PM CST reply actions  

Like I said in the preview...

…I expected this to be a blowout loss. Didn’t expect Miller + Afflolo to go a combined 8-28.

This actually turned out better than expected for me

by Oceanary on Feb 20, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Quick, grade Wesley Johnson!
…I expected this to be a blowout loss. ….This actually turned out better than expected for me

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 21, 2012 3:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm not too upset

Sure you had Martell’s horrible play, but if you’re going to shoot as abysmally as we did and keep it that close? surprising actually

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 20, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Stephon! Aaron Brooks!

Oh, lord, the half-hearted alley-oop thing at the end… Is that what it was? Was it an alley-oops?

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 21, 2012 3:49 AM CST up reply actions  

From Martell
To everyone out there I feel your pain. I will learn from this. All of your thoughts and opinions are appreciated!!! All I can do is move on

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by TimAllen on Feb 20, 2012 11:31 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I will say

that’s pretty classy shit. Still a dumbass until the morning, but props for that.

by TheH on Feb 20, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, definitely

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by davechisholm on Feb 20, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

People are failing to mention...

That he actually stole the ball to be on that position. Not so great idea afterwards, but good steal to get a shot

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Martel sayz:

Martell: “Most people probably would have pulled up for the 3-point shot. Yeah, I can see why they would.”

Martell: "I don’t know if I was a mental thing, like I shot (a 3) before that and didn’t knock it down."

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by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 12:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Exactly - I think this was a confidence issue more than a BBIQ issue

- he was missing wide open threes

- he hesitated on pulling up for a 3, lack of confidence

- then he had had poor BBIQ decision by not kicking it out

Good steal. Then low confidence. Then bad decision. Hmmm… I think I’m more peeved about the confidence issue than the bad decision.

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

There are five Wolves who I would trust not to screw up that play

(Or any other crucial situation.) They all looked too tired to shoot well last night.

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I know that folks have been clamoring for a wing...

But I’ve also been beating the drum of the necessity of solid bench play and reliable rotations

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

And you are right.

The amazing thing is how competitive this team has been considering the magnitude of the holes (Pessimists take) or under developed (Optimists take) parts on both the starting lineup and the bench. Unfortunately the shortened rotation may not be possible for this torturous schedule.

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Hence the .500 record

Wing + solid bench rotation = legit playoff team

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Word.

You’re still way better than Wes.

by Boss10 on Feb 21, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

People are stupid

I think there’s a reason that Wes and Beas stopped using their twitter accounts midway through last season…I don’t doubt that they got sick of looking at negative replies

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 20, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

no he's saying he's already been flooded

and he’s still being classy.
Classy doesn’t do anything for his broken back, unfortunately

by rickyp on Feb 20, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure he's getting flooded regardless.

It was one of the stupidest plays as a Wolves fan I can remember.

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

While we're rolling in Brewer nostalgia, do you remember Corey's

end of the game, under the opposing basket save to the opponent for the winning layup? That was a classic.

by dropstep on Feb 21, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, Corey.

End of his rookie year, he had a breakaway layup to win the Wolves’ last game, and missed it. I remember thinking they must be tanking the game for lottery position…. But it was Corey.

Or how about the neck-and-neck game in Boston during the first post-KG season, when he turned it over down the stretch of the 4th quarter by no inbounding the ball? Just stood there too long. Brilliant.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 21, 2012 3:52 AM CST up reply actions  

that break away layup was a missed dunk, no less

he then blew the follow up dunk.

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by Stop-n-Pop on Feb 21, 2012 7:22 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Corey owns a place in a small subset of players in my mind.

When Mickey Hatcher played left field I always worried that he might fire a throw down the line to third base and hit somebody in the second row behind the dugout. Similarly I thought fans behind the basket might be in danger when Corey was shooting threes. The other place holder in this group was a poor seventh grade baseball player. He was one of those kids who should have been collecting frogs for science experiments. He came out to catch the pitcher while the starting catcher got his gear on. None of the left over gear fit this unlucky skinny kid. The mask was hanging on his head but closer to sideways then snug. After the first warmup pitch he stood up, and throwing the ball back to the pitcher, hit the umpire who was standing halfway between first and second and looking elsewhere. The next pitch he did the exact same thing. There are a few things I wish I had on video tape, that’s one.

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Mickey Hatcher!

Mickey Hatcher, with the Dodgers, hitting a home run in the World Series and flat out running around the bases has to be one of my all-time favorite sports moments.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 21, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I got Mickey's autograph!

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
They're called the Ghostbusters and they're in control

by littleboxes on Feb 21, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Mickey Hatcher would be an upgrade over Wes...

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— Hunter S. Thompson

by SoDakHmr on Feb 21, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

of course

he’s got that huge hand!

Reason is the first victim of strong emotion.

by nodnarb on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Was Mickey the guy

That tried to catch the popup that Dave Kingman hit through the metrodome roof like 6 months after it happened but dropped it, hence the huge glove gag.
I could be way off but that’s how I remember it.

by fanslaststand on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I really have no idea

I just remembered that I used to have (or…it might still be in a trunk somewhere) that baseball card.

Reason is the first victim of strong emotion.

by nodnarb on Feb 21, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

It was early 80s

Frank Viola was pitching. According to Viola Mickey went up there with the grounds crew the next day and threw the ball down onto the field where some other Twins players caught the ball.
Mickey was a total Clubhouse guy. Every team needs em. I wonder who that is on the TWolves. The fact that I’m not sure might suggest we don’t have a good one.

by fanslaststand on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I bet it's Ricky.

He makes everybody happy.

I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.

by Cynical Jason on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed Ricky is well liked

I bet he’s got a 5 move handshake with the janitor. But “clubhouse guy” is a complicated job if we’re talking about the All-Time Greats.

Any stiff can pull off the practical joke or tell a good story about a road trip to Atlanta. The real pros might have, say, a personal problem that the whole team can get involved in fixing. Like maybe they accidentally slept with the team owners daughter, for example. Somehow these guys find a way to bring the team together. Pros pros.

by fanslaststand on Feb 21, 2012 11:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I was thinking Miller

every rookie needs a Justin Beiber backpack.

by zebano on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I just got done explaining how it’s way more complicated than buying a pink backpack.
Smh. :)

by fanslaststand on Feb 22, 2012 9:05 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm sure Phil Jackson

had a whole slipped on a banana peel story for the team when it came to Jeanie Buss.

by JMGrady on Feb 22, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

he's still an upgrade over Wes

which bodes well for the future. Keep in mind the guy’s coming back from difficult surgery. Pretty remarkable that he’s made the progress that he has.

by dwb on Feb 21, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

He's always been total class

One reason I’m not hating on him right now.

You can't...dust...for vomit.

by twinstalker on Feb 21, 2012 4:19 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

How about how Love was OWNED on the boards by Faried...

I have NEVER seen Love out of position more than in this game. Faried kept so many possessions alive for Denver it was amazing. Mutliple times there were 3 Twolves under the basket and Faried comes away with the ball.

Sorry…Love was NOT the best rebounder on the court tonight.

"But this one goes to eleven..."

by kingsxman on Feb 20, 2012 11:31 PM CST reply actions  

There's really not a lot of shame in that.

Faried will never be the scorer that Love is, but in terms of boards? He has KLove’s motor but with crazy hops.

by LoveTo on Feb 20, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't believe the stiffs drafted ahead of Faried

Remember those twins that got drafted back to back for Whatsamattah U someplace like that.
I haven’t heard a peep about either of those lotto picks. Meanwhile you couldn’t stop Faried with a tranquilizer.

by fanslaststand on Feb 20, 2012 11:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Markeiff Morris

Is playing big minutes for Phoenix and has a few awesome post moves. Has scored 20ish a couple times this season.

The other one is on Utah’s D League…

by keylimekai on Feb 21, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

let's not get overwhelmed here

Faried is a great rebounder in the Rodman mold. He’s about that good a scorer too. Comparisons to Love can only be made rebound-wise, and Kenneth isn’t exactly carrying his team the way Kevin has too.

by dwb on Feb 21, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

His stats make me think his limited minutes

come from the radical intensity he plays with, which reminds me that I’ve never understood why the NBA doesn’t go with shorter spurts of playing time, frequent substitutions and overall much higher levels of intensity (like hockey).

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by TMiss on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

It makes sense in theory

But don’t most limited minutes guys tend to maintain their production when they get more minutes?

I also can’t really think of anybody that’s been bad as a starter/big minutes guy but awesome in short spurts.

Maybe it’s a rhythm and chemistry thing where it helps to have the same guys on the floor for extended minutes… I dunno. The Hubie Brown Grizzlies is the only recent team I can recall where they really spread the minutes out and had a set rotation w/ frequent substitutions.

I’d play Faried plenty of minutes and see if his motor can handle it. It was weird how everybody seemed to know that he was going to be drafted too low, and yet he still was.

by Dumbhead62 on Feb 22, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

(Linked)

The Millsap Doctrine
Making the Leap From Reserve to Starter
by Kevin Pelton

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you, sir.

Should’ve taken the extra step.

by JMGrady on Feb 22, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

trade Love for Faried!!!

"David Kahn doesn't like it, so I'm going to keep it." - Kevin Love on growing his beard.

by GWST11 on Feb 20, 2012 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

stepped on someones foot in the 1st, played part of 2nd

ankle injury, said it was “not bad”, probably day to day, might miss jazz game

"David Kahn doesn't like it, so I'm going to keep it." - Kevin Love on growing his beard.

by GWST11 on Feb 20, 2012 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully they're careful with him

290 pounds on that ankle

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by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 20, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Beasley was out for how many games with his sprain?

Now we’re talking about a big man who is huge, how long will it take for him to come back? arghhhh

also, I had a feeling not resting Love/Pek for just a little bit at least, something was gonna happen. Please be a tiny sprain.

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I suspect he'll be back after the AS game

I doubt he’d have been able to play if it was a worse injury. Possible, I suppose.

You can't...dust...for vomit.

by twinstalker on Feb 21, 2012 4:21 AM CST up reply actions  

There are varying degrees of ankle sprains.

He could be back against Utah for all we know at this point.

by Hold_Steady on Feb 21, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Soooooo...

when can we start talking about Carmelo trades?

by LoveTo on Feb 20, 2012 11:38 PM CST reply actions  

No.

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 20, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I dont want him...

he can be someone elses headache…

"But this one goes to eleven..."

by kingsxman on Feb 20, 2012 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean...

have you seen our wings?

by LoveTo on Feb 20, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

We don't have the package

for Melo. We have 2 untradeables, and Pek is pretty close to untouchable now. Nothing else on this team has much value, and that’s why we’re mediocre.

U Ryke?
GET BATUM

by John Wall on Feb 21, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I disagree with the much value part

Sounds crazy, but the Heat wouldn’t mind having Darko or Miller (but not their contracts)

I’m sure the Lakers are getting tired of their PGs and wouldn’t mind JJ or Rid

A team that can’t score (eg Bucks) wouldn’t mind having Beasley

I’m sure that a team like the Hornets would like to have DWill just to give their fan base some hope

Plenty of value on the bench. Problem is getting something we want in return

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 1:18 AM CST up reply actions  

so there really isnt value, them

if you cant buy something with what you have, where is the value? “the problem is nobody will give me reasonable goods for my money” is kind of a red flag.

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by Stop-n-Pop on Feb 21, 2012 7:05 AM CST up reply actions  

there's value, but most trades usually don't end up w/both parties completely happy... their crap for our crap

from these scenarios above…

the Lakers could offer MWP. he fills the bill. solid D. decent enough 3 point shot. but we don’t like his contract for an old guy.

same thing goes for the Bucks. Capt Jack fills the bill, but we don’t like his contract for an old guy.

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Laker fans are ready to kill MWP

Keep him away from here

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by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...

he is one of the worst players in the league this season.

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I don’t like Capt Jack or MWP, but they would be an upgrade at the wing. More of a fit than Beasley.

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

better fit...

probably, but when we are talking about players that bad… does fit really matter?

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

He's shooting 33/20/51

With the 2nd worst REB%, worst STL% and 2nd highest TO% of his career.

He may be the worst player in the league…

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh my god

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

And he's 32, so Wes wins on upside!

On the other hand, how good would Wesley Johnson be as a record producer?

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 21, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

He produced David Kahn's cover of "Body Language," too.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 21, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

from the album

Under the Covers: A Softer Side of Kahn

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
They're called the Ghostbusters and they're in control

by littleboxes on Feb 21, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Just my thing but,

You think Milwaukee wants Beasley for his offense, but do you think Scott Skiles wants to teach him defense?

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

He doesn't want to teach most of his NBA roster (raised O) defense

Beas wouldnt be an exception

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Decent enough three point shot?

Laker fans collectively cringe whenever MWP shoots the ball.

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

ooof

i dont think i could swing watching this team with melo.

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by Stop-n-Pop on Feb 21, 2012 7:02 AM CST up reply actions  

The only person in Minnesota who liked Webster's blunder?

Luke Ridnour, since no one even remembers his blown layup anymore

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by TimAllen on Feb 20, 2012 11:45 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

(Insert a "too soon" Martel broken back joke here)

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Beasley got it twice

Getting snuffed on his drive to the basket by a smaller player… suddenly forgotten by the Ridnour miss… then superforgotten after Martell.

Now he hopes we remember 17-7

by midlife crisis on Feb 20, 2012 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Wolves were lucky to be in that position

I’m a lot more irritated in Websters inability to make any of the wide open threes earlier in the game. Also, Wes is so f*ing invisible right now that even Rubio cannot find him for open threes. Not that he would make them anyway. Arg.

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by Wile E Coyote on Feb 21, 2012 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

It really is unbelievable how those two just repeatedly brick wide open corner threes.

They wouldn’t get cleaner looks during warm-ups, and they haven’t had one key make.

by LoveTo on Feb 21, 2012 12:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Wayne Ellington, limited as he is, is making those shots from the bench in his mind right now.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 21, 2012 3:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely. Wow, I basically forgot about him

and now I’m a little outraged that he hasn’t been in at all.

by LoveTo on Feb 21, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I remember his rookie year

when he couldn’t hit a thing at first. Then he turned the corner at Christmas and went 54-114 (47.4%) on three-pointers the rest of the way. He was pretty good on threes last year, too. His overall shooting is pretty crappy, but if you need a wing to hit threes, he’s all we’ve got right now.

by Madison Dan on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

He's streaky though...

but yeah, I agree, what’s the worst that could happen

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by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

He's very streaky the way he plays now.

If he stopped pretending to be a multidimensional player and just shot threes, it might get better.

by Madison Dan on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Somewhere, Mplax is still clinging to his

“Ellington-as-point guard” dream

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

The future got old.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 21, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he's spending time away from Hoopus in his Greg Oden Penis Joke Lab

Soon, the greatest Greg Oden Penis Joke of all time will be unleashed on Canis Hoopus, and we will be made new in its magnificence.

Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.

by nja700 on Feb 21, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

It's the merry-go-round of disappointment.

Wes, Beas, Martel, AR, AT, Wayne. Round and round we go. (I’ll give Derrick and Malcolm rookie passes.)

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Hear ye, hear ye.

Given that we’ve talked about Corey Brewer here, he gets to ride the special pony for this turn.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 21, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Why could no one

force Al Harrington to the baseline like Wes did to KMart?

Wes, Martell too small and Beasely, DWill too dim.

Wolves need a 2 for Afflollo to guard instead of Ricky.
DWill for Evan Turner anyone?

by WinTheLottery on Feb 21, 2012 8:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it's a dimness issue

Everyone knows what to do. Beasely and DWill are too slow.

by midlife crisis on Feb 21, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Dwill for Turner?

Where do I sign?

Interviewer: Can you understand why teams value potential ahead of experience and accomplishment in the draft? Wes Johnson: "Yeah. I understand. It’s the youngness of everything – older guys like young women, so it’s the same way."

by Xand1 on Feb 21, 2012 9:25 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Dwill for Turner is so obvious it hurts

for both teams and both players. Let’s let these two kids play basketball!!!

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I like Turner quite a bit...

but he is an awful fit next to Rubio, and does not fill our obvious need for a guy who can hit corner 3s. I will take that trade, but only because Turner is clearly the better player. Not sure why Philly would do it.

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I am going to argue the awful fit thing

I don’t know why Philly would do it unless they believe that Vucevic/Williams/Young is a legit frontcourt for the next 10 years (which it very well may be). It seems like they would have an easier time playing Williams than Turner

Now for us:

Where does all this come from that Turner and Rubio would be a bad fit? Is it the fact that neither is a great 3 point shooter?

I see an opportunity to have a remarkably good ball handling back court. Two excellent passers, ballhandlers and guys that attack the paint relentlessly. ET might be a bit broke from threes, but his midrange game looks superub and I love how he just seems to have a nose for the basket.

He’s a smart player and likewise with Rubio I would trust him to hit an open three (maybe not a contested one) but smart guys seem to be able to adapt their game.

I also wouldn’t undersell the fact that he is coming off the bench and playing inconsistently as a factor in his jumper.

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I love Turner, but inconsistent playing time

has nothing to do with his jumper. He’s never been a shooter.

He took 149 3s in 3 years (101 games) of college (and hit them at 36%).

In the Pros, he;s attempted 72 in 109 games and hit them at 29%.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

And does he attack the paint relentlessly?

Even “PER36”, he only gets 2.6 FTAs per game.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

from what I've seen he does

tough to track and I guess FTA is the only good way to track it. there could be a few factors that play into the lowish FTA averages

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

He did in college for sure.

But he doesn’t have the same advantages in the Pros that he did there. He’s not super quick, super athletic or super long. He’s just really smart.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

a few posts above

vj’s PA100 thing notes that he is defenately good at attacking the rim and midrange shooting (which I also agree with) but he is poor at three point shooting and getting free-throws

it’s an odd paradox, but vj110 suggests that he might shift to avoid contact like Rose did for a little bit.

one of those wierd little things that both the eye test and the stats test are right even though they suggest two different outcomes kinda

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Awful was a stretch....

but I am definitely talking fit and not talent.

Turner does not like being setup to make things happen. He is assisted on fewer of his baskets than any SG outside of Delonte West. He struggled early on because Philly forced him to play off-ball. He didn’t really blossom until Philly started letting him create for himself. Is that really the guy we want next to Rubio? I will take him because he is good, but the fit is questionable.

He isn’t a 3pt shooter at all. He is shooting a putrid 25% right now. The only SG below him is Wes (and Wade who takes 1/2 a 3pa per 40). Turner was was of the worst 3pt shooting 2s last season as well. He is a smart player, and that is why I like him, but he isn’t making threes. If we can get a SF who is a 3-point specialist and then mix Ridnour in as a backup two, this would be fine… but right now that is skill we desperately need.

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Right.

I’m a big Turner fan. Really wanted him in the draft.

But building a great team isn’t just putting the 5 most talented players on the floor. There has to be rhyme and reason.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Weird, I would think Wade would take more 3's

He’s going to have a short career with the way he plays…

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by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...

I was thinking about that the other day… I would say that Kobe passed the torch of “best SG” to Wade a few years ago…. but Kobe may be in the league longer than Wade.

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Twos and Threes

It worries me when I hear that Turner spends so much time in Collin’s dog house. Is this true and if so , Why? A Turner/Rubio backcourt might be fabulous for maximizing Love/Pek/…Wes? I think it would be better to solve the 3 hole first. Problematic as it is Luke is a stopgap at the 2.

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by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I know what you mean by stopgap, but Luke at the 2 is awful. It's hurting us.

It’s allowing bigger guards to check Rubio, robbing him of one his assets (his size) on offense. It’s making Barea the backup point, which he’s not. It’s letting teams get incredible matchups on offense with Luke being outmanned every game (he’s performed valiantly on defense though, I got no qualms with his D, but that’s graded on a sliding scale and he shouldn’t be put in that position). And I’d argue with how much he has to focus on defense now, that his shot is suffering.

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Feb 21, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Where I disagree

Evan Turner would represent a significant upgrade at a position of incredible weakness in the NBA where we could easily make a move to get a SF some other way as there are plenty of good enough SF.

I’d rather use the 3 spot to find the shooter than the two spot. If we can get a fixture at the 2 I think we will be looking really good

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe we should look at some D-league guys?

there’s a lot of talent there, and it’s what the league is for after all. There are some pretty good SF’s and 2guards just hoping for a shot.

by dwb on Feb 21, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Ben Uzoh

is the d leaguer to target

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

who was that?

I like Uzoh and he has produced pretty regularly in the pro’s when given minutes

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Manny Harris

Canton’s Manny Harris Named NBA Development League Performer of the Week

NEW YORK, Feb. 20, 2012 – Manny Harris of the Canton Charge was today named NBA Development League Performer of the Week for games played Feb. 13-19, when the Charge went 2-0. The announcement marks the second time Harris has been named NBA D-League Performer of the Week. He also earned the honor on Jan. 30. With the honor, he becomes the first player to twice be named NBA D-League Performer of the Week during the 2011-12 season.

Harris, a 6-5, 185-pound guard from Michigan averaged 41.0 points, 9.0 rebounds and 6.0 assists while shooting 58 percent from the floor last week. He recorded a season-high 46 points in a 136-113 win over the Rio Grande Valley Vipers on Feb. 16 before finishing the week with a 36-point outing on Feb. 18 as the Charged swept the two-game series with the Vipers 135-132.

For the season, Harris is averaging 21.4 points, 7.9 rebounds and 3.3 assists in 17 games for Canton.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Love Manny Harris

What team picked him up? He’s got good size and ability. I would take him in a heart beat

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Cleveland dumped Uzoh

to make room for signing Harris.

He was available to us up until yesterday.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah

bummer, he or Uzoh are both good players

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

We really need to make a lopsided deal

To clear up some roster spots this inability to make moves is frustrating when around 70% of your team shouldnt be in the NBA

by WolvesBigTicket on Feb 21, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Its all these damn guaranteed contracts.

Picking up options on guys like Ellington kill flexibility.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

This too is a multi-year situation.

Boil it down, POBO, boil it down.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 7:56 AM CST up reply actions  

D League is for finding an emergency spare tire after a flat (or role players) or getting the rust off folks

But not for finding starters and key 6th men

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

limiting, yes...

but true? probably

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Disagree

There are all kinds of talented players that could be in the NBA that get skipped over for one reason or another (right or wrong). The NBADL probably has some of these players.

I don’t really think the talent experts in the NBA are all that skilled. To me it seems way more likely there are starters and high quality 6th men-capable players in the D league than not.

Most coaches can’t even play the best talent they have on their own roster and they’re supposed to be elite, knowledgeable basketball people in an organization.

Why was Kenneth Faried sitting on the bench for so long this season (as some advanced stats people were saying wow this might be a great player – give him a shot)? After so few minutes he played really really well, and now after 200+ minutes he’s played like an elite player.

Why? – because George Karl has no idea who’s good on his own team.

by skelman on Feb 21, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

There's no doubt that gems could be found in the D League

But it shouldnt be a Snipe hunt. NBA already watered down enough. See my post below.

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't agree.

Ignoring any possible source of players is foolish. Note how the NBA used to avoid drafting foreigners.

by bustaone on Feb 21, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed. Ignoring any source is foolish.

I’m just saying historically that starters and 6th man of the year candidates aren’t from CBA or D League.

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

It's that simple.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 7:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Do we have scouts in Antarctica?

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by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 22, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

When the Russians finally reach that lake under the ice,

David Kahn will be there, on assignment.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe, but

here’s a spare tire hitting 46.7% of his threes on high volume over the last three years. If you don’t like guys without NBA experience here’s one hitting 46.5% on high volume this year you might recognize. Here’s a 24 year old who’s gotten much better over the last 3 years and has made 102 threes this season at a 42.5% clip.

Are they viable? I don’t know, but I’d rather give them a minimum non-guaranteed deal than sit on our status quo.

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by Airete on Feb 21, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously, why can't we give this a shot?

We should get Wes’ salary off the books by giving him to any team that’ll take him.

It’s time for the D-League experiment at SG if we’re not going to make a trade.

by Dumbhead62 on Feb 22, 2012 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Tell that to Golden State

They seem to find wings in the DLeague every year that are better than anyone we’ve had in…oh man…

When did we last have a good wing?

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

The D League would be awesome if there weren't so many NBA teams

Contraction would improve play, but the NBA is more than entertainment. If it were, there woul be legalized use of steroids and AstroTurf in every arena

Hurricane Katrina sucked. The NBA needs to stay there.

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm guessing the Wolves

Already have a number of very good D leaguers sitting on their bench.

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by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

tough

tough loss. so many chances score, so many times the shot did not fell in. Denver down to a 6th string PG and didnt really take advantage. Couldnt score in overtime, except for a dunk when down by 3

BUT, I still love this years team. after what seemed like 40 years of futility, its nice to have meaningful games in February

by DedicatedFollowerOfFashion on Feb 20, 2012 11:49 PM CST reply actions  

Too Bad Rubio came out of the game...

When Miller was ejected. He was probably gassed, but I bet he was not going to let Stone settle in. He was harrassing him and forcing the issue.

I think we could have won the game right there. But it is what it is.

by Pass the rock on Feb 20, 2012 11:55 PM CST reply actions  

And that is why you don't have risky haircuts.

If you are playing great and can back up your style, then you can dress and look like a total fool. But if you mess up while looking like a loser, you are double crucified.
So now Martell looks like an idiot, and he acts like an idiot too! Sometimes you CAN judge a book by its cover!

by wolver on Feb 20, 2012 11:58 PM CST reply actions  

Strange take.

Is Martel’s haircut his problem or is it your problem?

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by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Wolver comes up with some strange ones...

But I don’t understand his hate of martel’s haircut. I think it is awesome.

by bustaone on Feb 21, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Let it snow let it snow let it snow

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by GWST11 on Feb 21, 2012 12:04 AM CST reply actions  

Courtney Lee

Please.

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by Wile E Coyote on Feb 21, 2012 12:05 AM CST reply actions  

or whoever's 3 pt % is the best in the NBDL

Please.

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by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I think a Derrick Williams trade is an absolute necessity.

We absolutely have to trade him, and the longer we wait, the lower his value gets. I would gladly move him for [Courtney Lee + small asset] or J.J. Redick.

by LoveTo on Feb 21, 2012 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Evan Turner

and then sign Batum in FA to get the three point guy.

I realize Williams is currently not a fit but Reddick or Lee would be an awfully low sell on perhaps the best tradeable asset (even if we waited to long to use it) the Wolves have ever had.

I’d just as soon keep Williams and hope he explodes than trade him for service guys like that. We probably can sign a player like that in FA

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 8:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I like the idea of ET for D-Will - swapping #2 picks

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Turner's not gonna cut it for me

After watching Webster and Wes brick so many open threes, I’m convinced it has to be a capable outside shooter.

by LoveTo on Feb 21, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

if he was a 3 pt. gunner

along with his ball handling, size, and defensive upside
there would be no chance DWILL would be enough.

by WinTheLottery on Feb 21, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Right.

Which is why we shouldn’t trade for him, but rather a 3 pt. gunner who does not have his ball handling, size, and defensive upside.

by LoveTo on Feb 21, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd much rather take my chances

that a guy who is seemingly good at everything but 3 point shooting can figure out how to shoot 3’s

than with a guy who is very good at shooting threes figuring out how to be a good basketball player.

I would bet money in 3 years ET is at minimum a good enough 3 point shooter where it is no longer a flaw (34% or so) but just not his best skill

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

plus...

consistent playing time would help Turner’s production. Although the book is hardly out on Webster. He’s still in recovery mode. He may well be one of those “only improve” with time guys.

by dwb on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Turner's shooting for me

is just like Rubio’s. Are they gonna hit contested three pointers all game? Probably not. I would take them both over anyone on our roster outside of Love to hit a big open three late in games though

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

sigh

I don’t want our shooting guard shooting like our point guard (who’s weak link is, by far, shooting).

I’d take Meeks before I’d take Turner.

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Feb 21, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry but that is the wrong take

Lou Williams is the bench Sixer I could live with as a “I’d rather have him convo”

Meeks does 1 thing. Let’s not overrated the ability to shoot just cause we are struggling with it. Good basketball players win out

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Meeks scores efficiently while not turning the ball over

That’s what we need in the 2-guard spot.

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

PA 100

has Meeks as the worst offensive player on Philly. He shoots threes better than most players… but he is an anchor in every other respect.

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I think PA 100 is the AS I need to lean on

I feel like most of my takes are supported to some extent by PA 100

this can be explained probably because I value efficient shot creation which PA 100 tends to account for

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

not really

what do u mean by cling?

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Ehhhh

I do think he is far and away the best 3 on the roster……He very well could be the worst wing in the league and still occupy that however….

I do think at some point he “gets it” I’m pretty much cool with it not being here as we are close enough that two good wings make us legit title contenders

I just don’t know how many players Beasley-good in college did nothing in the pro’s? I’d bet moeny at some point he’ll turn it around…I also think he has largely looked bad for the better part of this season

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think a 4th year player who is worse

virtually across the board than he was as a rookie is ever going to “get it”.

If Beasley had shown any marked improvement in his 4 years, I;d be banging that drum. But he’s actually a worse player than he was when he got to the league.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

what is the precedent though?

I can’t even think of a player who was a 25/10 guy his freshmen year in college that didn’t burn out cause of drugs or whatever that did nothing productive in the pro’s

I would bet on talent winning out at some point and him being able to be good…..but hell if I where a GM that would probably alwyas be my downfall.

I also think he probably should be gone after this year unless something drastic happens

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Just because someone is good in college

Doesnt mean its going to translate to pros. His competition is better and he doesnt have a true position.

Its more of a general statement of fact in all facets of life. If you show no improvement of something you are actually not that good at to begin with that you actually devote a lot of time doing. Odds are you are not going to get better its just not in the cards.

by WolvesBigTicket on Feb 21, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe not 25/10, but

Kris Humphries averaged 21/10 as a freshman and it took years for him to transition into a role player.

You also have guys like Ed O’Bannon, Steve Alford, Adam Morrison, LaRue Martin, Bo Kimble, Rodney White, Stromile Swift…

College domination doesn’t always translate.

Beasley looked as close to a sure thing as you’ll find, but after 4 years he’s still not getting it.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Humphries is a good example

but even consider that he is a productive NBA player

Beasley is not

Another misconception about my takes is by “getting it” I am suggesting Beasley will be a super star…not really, but a compotent scorer who can be a postive productive player on a good team I think is a possible outcome for him…assuming he “get’s it”

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

So if Beasley isn't even a productive player

4 years into his career, I’m thinking that’s a pretty big sign…

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm guessing he'd look better on the Wolves and was told to just stand at the 3point line.

There’s a lot of guys I’d take over Meeks, but between him and ET? On the Wolves?

Gimme the guy who can hit threes, thanks.

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Feb 21, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll always take the better basketball player

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I think fit can be as important.

The 5 best basketball players doesn’t always (or often) give you the best team.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Took me five Whatifsports.com teams to figure that out.

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by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Feb 21, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

What a meaningless statement.

Seriously.

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

How so?

Turner is better at basketball than Meeks and plays a position of need on our team.

If we are talking a bench scorer you are right, but we’re talking fixture starter here I think you go with the best basketball player

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Because I don't know what you mean by "best basketball player"

You can’t even quantify that statement. It’s so subjective as to be meaningless.

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

"but we’re talking fixture starter here I think you go with the best basketball player"

And that leads to things like wanting Derrick Williams to be a SF. Wanting the “more talented” guy, even if he’s a bad fit.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 4:12 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I woudl go with ET over Meeks...

but I agree in the sense that Meeks’ shittiness would be more useful on the Wolves, while ETs goodness would be less useful than it would be on most teams.

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure why there's so much Meeks love around here lately

WS/48 likes him, but I don’t see anything in his stats to suggest he’s so great. He’s good at shooting and not turning it over. That’s it. He’s Anthony Morrow with better defense. Those guys can be found without giving up anything of value.

I’m not saying I wouldn’t love to see him starting on the Wolves right now, but sending Derrick Williams over for Meeks would be a panic move. Williams doesn’t fit on our team, but I’d certainly hope we can do better than Meeks for him.

P.S. What does your stat say about Redick?

by Dumbhead62 on Feb 21, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

It’s very frustrating. If we could get rid of Wes for a heavily protected 2nd round pick and grab the best D-League shooting guard that would be a good start.

by Dumbhead62 on Feb 21, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure TimAllen did in another thread

and seemed to have some support. I’m not trying to make a huge generalization based on that, but some seemed to be for it.

by Dumbhead62 on Feb 21, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed I did

I think Anthony Morrow with better defense would be a fantastic player

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Meeks would be a huge upgrade

Shoot, Morrow would be a huge upgrade.

I just think that we can find someone like that w/o giving up Williams. I’d rather pick up the best D-leaguer or go after someone like Morrow or Reggie Williams than give up on Williams for someone like Meeks. I’m fine with trading Williams, but not for Meeks.

by Dumbhead62 on Feb 22, 2012 8:02 AM CST up reply actions  

PA 100 likes Redick a lot...

1.88, one of the better SG ratings. + player in both shot creation and execution.

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for looking that up

I wonder how gettable JJ is if Howard is traded. I originally was skeptical about his NBA prospects, but he’s really turned himself into a player. Pretty good defender too.

by Dumbhead62 on Feb 21, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

It really doesn't matter how many times

it is repeated, by however many posters, that Turner is a horrible fit on this team. You’re just going to repeat this call over and over, won’t you?

by dropstep on Feb 21, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

just to annoy you :)

I think it’s a mistake to not go for it. I’ll put two smart basketball players on the floor together….they’ll figure it out.

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

VM would gain credibility if..

..he would stop repeating everything 100x and just making people sick of it.

Turner has been surprisingly good this year – for the sixers. Next to rubio he would be some weird rebounding version of JJ.

by bustaone on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Who says I am aiming for credibility?

I like the sound of my own keys typing.

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too..

I mean… I cant hear you typing… dont check the closet…

by bringbackbrewer on Feb 21, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

26 yo Courtney Lee

Who is having a career year (yielding a whopping 14.5 per) and will likely regress to the mean? Ugh, come on. I know we want a wing but don’t sell low.

Interviewer: Can you understand why teams value potential ahead of experience and accomplishment in the draft? Wes Johnson: "Yeah. I understand. It’s the youngness of everything – older guys like young women, so it’s the same way."

by Xand1 on Feb 21, 2012 9:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

i agree

do not love Lee

Reddick is OK, as I show below it is very likely we could get him without giving up Williams….but at least he has a history of being sweet

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not saying Lee is an All-Star

But I view him as an obtainable upgrade.

According to Hoopsworld he wants out of HOU. He is permanently buried behind KMart. He went to the Finals with D12 in ORL. His primary skills are (or were in ORL) 3 point shooting and defense. Not a long or big contract.

Even if he is about average, it seems like that would be a realistic improvement. Probably have to wait for the off-season to get a major difference maker like Batum, and even then the chances are not great due to RFA.

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by Wile E Coyote on Feb 21, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably would've done better than 1/6 from three last night, especially considering how open Webster's shots were.

The team went 6/27 overall from three, or 2/20 if you take out Rubio and Beasley. Or 1/16 if you take out Love too.

We. Need. A. Shooter.

But Heavens to Betsy, not that awful J.R. Smith

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Feb 21, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Lee isn’t a stud, but he’d be a massive upgrade on this roster.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I would want any of the wings from Houston

But is McHale and Co. gonna help us out, when they are in the bottom of the playoffs and we’re trying to get in?

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

but not for Derrick Williams

I don’t disagree that if we can get Lee for something like…

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=877gfkj

but Williams for Lee is maybe the finest example I can think of of selling awfully low on an asset

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

At his current level of play

He would be a decent, though far from massive, upgrade. Historically, though, he isn’t that different from Martell.

Lee for Dwill is an absurd idea.

Interviewer: Can you understand why teams value potential ahead of experience and accomplishment in the draft? Wes Johnson: "Yeah. I understand. It’s the youngness of everything – older guys like young women, so it’s the same way."

by Xand1 on Feb 22, 2012 10:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

also something like this could very well be possible

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=7evqzza

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

DO NOT TAKE BACK HEDO!

He has a terrible contract. That’s a deal breaker! 3 years at 11 million is absolutely untradable! Yuck!

by Darth Paxton on Feb 21, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes,

but Redick and Hedo are both automatically starters on our team. And we make the playoffs.

by bbeeck on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

when last time

5 white starters made the playoffs
get a little referee bias and we could call it affirmative action

by WinTheLottery on Feb 21, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Hedo at 11M isn’t so bad when you consider we’d be getting rid of Darko and Wes- guys who produce almost nothing and will make a combined 9M a year for the next 3 years.

Hedo and JJ would do wonders for our wing situation.

by Rain Dance on Feb 21, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

HEY EVERYONE THEY'RE RESHOWING THE GAME ON FSN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

WHO WANTS TO WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!?

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 12:08 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Funny

MWP doesn’t meet age requirement and salary restrictions

It sorta sounds like JR Smith has the quals for the job

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I tried to look at this and it had been flagged for removal..

damn you David Kahn!!!! Why are you on Craiglist anyways?

by bsg007 on Feb 21, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Everything he's looking for

is flagged.

Reason is the first victim of strong emotion.

by nodnarb on Feb 21, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Everything must be owned

nothing can be free, especially not for #$%@! fans who exist solely to give money to the NBA, its media partners, merchandising partners and scumbag owners.

Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!

by TMiss on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Even after this debacle, this team is eventually deserving of 7th seed ahead of...

Houston, Denver, Portland, and Utah

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 12:42 AM CST reply actions  

We so, so need to beat Utah on Wednesday.

Need to go to the all-star break at .500 with that brutal schedule coming up. (I am going to that game! Pek better be okay.)

by MNHawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Yup, a must win

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 1:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow

You are officially one of the biggest homers on this site.

Wait, you’re a Bulls fan, right?

by nextmove on Feb 21, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Personally IMHO...

Rose, Rubio = worth the League Pass fee

Boozer, Korver, Pek = I like watching them play

Deng, Love = I don’t particularly enjoy their games, but I know they’re critical cogs.

rest of players and league = meh

I grew up watching Jordan’s Bulls (including the many initial mediocre years). I stopped watching the Bulls and the NBA after his 1st retirement. I started watching the Bulls again w/Rose’s emergence.

All these years I’ve enjoyed pickup games at the gym much more than watching games. But now as an older person, broken parts ain’t so much fun & being a spectator is the next best thing.

I figure being a Rose Rubio fanatic is a good vice as any

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

understand your takes better now

given how Jordan ruined the NBA and all. No wonder you don’t enjoy Love’s game.

by dropstep on Feb 22, 2012 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

more accurately...

The 80s pistons almost ruined the NBA.

MJ (the owner) almost ruined the MBA.

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 22, 2012 3:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Difference being that

no kids grew up wanting to be Bill Laimbeer. I don’t recall young players eschewing learning basic skills like dribbling and shooting to focus on honing their thuggery.

by dropstep on Feb 22, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I really enjoyed the Jordan Bulls too

I live in Rochester, MN and we used to get WGN on cable. Watched many Bulls games.

Now that I’m married w/kids, only have time for one team. But I’m rooting for the Bulls to come out of the East.

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra

by Wile E Coyote on Feb 22, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

my 6yo and 3yo don't know much about bball

But they can definitely find Rose and Rubio on the court.

But my 2 older kids don’t care much for bball. They just know that Daddy monopolizes the computer during Wolves and Bulls games.

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 22, 2012 3:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I don't know if it's me being a homer

but I love KLove’s game. His ability to take a beating, score under the basket, draw fouls, and bury open threes is exactly why I am an NBA guy.

by JMGrady on Feb 22, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it really grows on you.

You maybe have to watch him consistently and you start to appreciate how he does those things every single game, despite getting incredibly physical play from just about every opponent.

It’s also intensely satisfying when he gets a kickout from three, and you can basically pump your fist before he even releases the ball.

by LoveTo on Feb 22, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

My personal favorite

is when he’s making the inbound pass, trails Rubio, then follows up court and gets the pass at the three point line for the easy 3. Not quite a transition score, but he is money on that shot.

by JMGrady on Feb 22, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

anyone else having CH technical issues?

Or am I on the blocked list bc of all my Anti-Love rhetoric?

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 22, 2012 3:50 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Outside of his 3PT shot, he's got a straight up old school bruisin game

Adding Pek as the center just makes our frontcourt even more awesome.

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 22, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a tough guy combo at 4 and 5

that has to rely on strength and power under the basket. Pek only takes shots there, KLove takes his best shots there, and both of them have remarkable ability to draw fouls.

In a semi-suddenly guard league, it’s pretty remarkable to me that we’re so front court strong. Pek ain’t a great defender, but he does not give up position underneath. Not a help-side defender, but he will block shots.

Kevin’s 3 point shot is the outlier, of course, but I’m sure as hell not gonna complain.

by JMGrady on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

"Pek only takes shots there . . ."

From a recent Fox Sports interview with Pek:

How’s your passing ability?
“Depends.”
How’s your jump shot?
“I don’t know. . . . I don’t take jump shots so much.”
And 3-pointers?
“Three pointers? I don’t shoot those in my life.”

Can this guy get any more awesome?

I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.

by Cynical Jason on Feb 22, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

He's got a very nice FT stroke

but I like that he’s exclusively a paint guy, and doesn’t seem to have any interest in shooting jumpers. That has to be tiring to defend.

by Dumbhead62 on Feb 22, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

The thing about Pek

is that he’s EXACTLY what he does on the court. Three pointers? Please. Why take those when he can dunk on bitches who continue to foolishly disrespect him?

Expand his game? Fuck that, too. Dude does what he do, and what he do works amazingly well.

by JMGrady on Feb 22, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I love watching those guys together

Two bruisers who attack the offensive glass relentlessly. It’s also great that they’re both excellent FT shooters for big men, despite their physical styles.

by Dumbhead62 on Feb 22, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

The only thing I can contribute to this

is that Faried boarded liked a motherfucker in that Nuggets game. He’s so agressive on O- and D- boards. What a player. Beasted against our beloved pups.

by JMGrady on Feb 22, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

then a Pekful Sota?

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

And if we were in the Leastern Conference

we’d deserve to be seeded 4th or 5th

Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!

by TMiss on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I really think that whether or not we make the playoffs this year

could come down to whether or not we make a trade at the deadline.

by LoveTo on Feb 21, 2012 12:45 AM CST reply actions  

This^

Utah ended up losing to Utah tonight too so I guess that’s good.

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

*Utah lost to San Antonio

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

That's not good

Utah isn’t realistically a playoff team, and we need them to be (for their pick). Worst case scenario is both Utah and Wolves miss playoffs.

You can't...dust...for vomit.

by twinstalker on Feb 21, 2012 4:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Can Utah stay in the race long enough

for us to include that pick in a deal for an SG? Then they can sink to their deserved level of suckitude.

by dropstep on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

My take on it

It was our game from the start and it was lost for the following reasons:
1. Our entire defense slept on the second especially Williams on Harrington
2. JJ went on his heroics whenever he was in and messed up again. It is not the scoring it is how you do NOT keep people involved on the offensive end. The ball is not moving AT ALL!! He has to change his ways or play only as a SG.
3. Pek got injured
4. Our wings could not hit anything
and most important of all (and this is coming from a big Love-Rubio-Adelman fan)
5. Beasley owned Brewer and the ball was not going to him as much as it should on the fourth and on OT. Adelman messed this up insisting on the two ball game with Love and Rubio. Only in the last two plays he put legitimately Beas in the picture by setting the double pick play on the top.

Still we had a shot at it and if you do not make your lay-ups or your open shots…what to expect?
Very very frustrating…hence my first post ever!!!

by ksimons on Feb 21, 2012 2:39 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

to be fair...

Beasley had some good burn.
To be more fair… Beasley should have been called for offensive fouls twice.

by bringbackbrewer on Feb 21, 2012 7:46 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

i agree that he played well overall

one of his better efforts. however, i think that was largely because he blended into the offense. his late game iso (creating his own shot!) not so much.

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by Stop-n-Pop on Feb 21, 2012 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Truth.

Where was his D as well?

by bringbackbrewer on Feb 21, 2012 8:18 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Witness what's happening to Martell for making the potential game-winning steal

Beasley’s too smart to fall into that trap.
Nobody makes fun of you if you’re not even in the picture when the guy dunks.

by rickyp on Feb 21, 2012 9:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Poor martel

Least he got the steal.
Luke missing from 5’ was a real pain.

by bustaone on Feb 21, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

If you are making banana sandwiches

You are going to slip on some peels. Or something.

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra

by Wile E Coyote on Feb 21, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Good game by Beasley, not a great OT

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

It's scary but I think Beas needs to speed the game up.

When he gets the ball he needs to do something immediately. Shoot without hesitation, break hard. Or move the ball on without holding it.

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

The 1 problem with Adleman's short hook

when it pertains to Beasley and Williams is it is very very obvious to me that they are now not playing all the instinctivelly because they don’t want to get pulled.

it’s leading to ball movement which is nice….but I wish there was a way for them to play comfortably and continue to move the ball

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the short hook

He keeps them in the game as long as they are reinforcing and reworking good behavior. He takes them out when they revert so he is not reinforcing that behavior. It’s only over time that they will develop new “instincts”

by midlife crisis on Feb 21, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

That was a Lovecraftian nightmare of a basketball game

We should have been up 40 in the first quarter by hitting A DAMN LAYUP for a start.

T'Wolves 2012: Where Pek Decimates Jason Thompson

by Malastare on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 AM CST reply actions  

Yup, that's about all there is to say

Except, perhaps, to point out that if Derrick Williams can’t cope with Al Harrington’s spin move, the idea that he can’t defend the three position just might have rather a lot of merit.

T'Wolves 2012: Where Pek Decimates Jason Thompson

by Malastare on Feb 21, 2012 6:25 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

I'm going to chose to not dwell on one play for this one

We played well after a dramatic win the night before, against a really solid team. Sure they were missing some players, but watching the game, the Nugs really came to play.

Of course their are excuses for every loss, but this one kind of was what it was. On to the next.

by TO12 on Feb 21, 2012 7:31 AM CST reply actions  

Well this all sounds miserable.

I do look forward to watching it.

"If you’ve got some balls, you can do some stuff"

by JonesTheCat on Feb 21, 2012 7:38 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Don't watch.

Seriously. Just don’t do it to yourself. It’s awful.

by MNHawkeye on Feb 21, 2012 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

You see, now I absolutely have to watch.

"If you’ve got some balls, you can do some stuff"

by JonesTheCat on Feb 21, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You're a masochist,

but I admire the dedication.

I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.

by Cynical Jason on Feb 21, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Martell "Einstein"


"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe."

by miguelsp on Feb 21, 2012 7:44 AM CST reply actions  

Martell's reasoning shows he knows he goofed

I’m not buying the “I was hoping to get fouled” bit. He just had a brain freeze or he was afraid to shoot the 3. I’m 50-50 on which one. He has passed up so many 3s over the last few games often to surprise a teammate with an unexpected pass. And he of course missed a key wide open 3 late.

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by ChicagoViking on Feb 21, 2012 8:46 AM CST reply actions  

I remember playing at one of Clem's summer camp

We had a close game and we were down by one and our big (John Thomas) just grabbed a defensive rebound and called a timeout. There were like 12 seconds remaining and since I was the PG the coach wanted me to inbound the ball to our lanky SF who would then pass the ball back to me and I would run up the court and get the ball to John as quickly as possible. “Do not throw the ball down court on the inbounds!” The coach repeated this over and over and over.

What did I do? Threw it down court for a turnover. I have no idea why I did it. I’m not sure Martell knows why he did it either. He’s just trying to make sense of it after the fact.

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by Stop-n-Pop on Feb 21, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Just be thankful

You didn’t have a twitter account back then

by midlife crisis on Feb 21, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Must be fun

Until you make a play like that. Then its pure venom.

See: Beas’ and Wes’ twitter pages

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Exactly, not much more to say

It’s a super fast-action sports. A mistake, to be sure, but nothing more than that. We can count on Webster, he is a good player.

by TO12 on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree - when the pressure is on

it is easy to have some brain freeze. Has nothing to do with intelligence and everything to do with handling pressure.

As I said, I’m not that bothered by that play. The way he was shooting, he probably thought he’d miss the three anyway. As SnP says, the mistakes made in the 2nd quarter count just as much.

The reasons I thought the Wolves lost were:

  • Lack of Pek removed one of the Wolves primary options so they struggled to score
  • Lack of Pek meant every time Love shot that was a miss was a D rebound + fastbreak for Denver. Needed someone else to O rebound.
  • Lack of any wings / guards who could make the wide open 3s that were available
  • Lack of defense on Harrington, who seems to underperform in general but kills the Wolves

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra

by Wile E Coyote on Feb 21, 2012 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I would also add

That it wasn’t our wings who were shooting atrocious (Rid being the only shooter at 50% or up), but our entire team.

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by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think he thought about missing the 3

That’s not how it works.

It was a steal, a fast break, and instinct took over, which said to take it to the rim. You could see him stutter-step around the free throw line when he realizes he shoulda took the 3, but at that point it’s too late.

by TO12 on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I think that is an excellent list

but I will add Barea’s play running the point in the 2nd quarter that killed any flow the team had. I couldn’t believe what I was watching from him as the team threw away the lead with the 2nd team out there.

by dropstep on Feb 21, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree - he played way too much 1 on 5 offensively

and he was struggling on defense.

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra

by Wile E Coyote on Feb 21, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the list could grow some more.

I’d add loss of big body (Pek), facilitated Denver’s second quarter run and Faried’s rebounding.

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Beasely to Lakers?

Yeah, the Lakers might want Beas. Zgoda says their trade exception (Odom) gives them room.

Give me Matt Barnes and a pick I guess.

Besides the obvious which we aren’t going to get, who else do they have?

And I think Beas now is a lost cause. He was “better” last year as a bigger fish on a smaller team. Now with Love, Rubio being the stars, it could be an issue. Maybe he is just used to being the star. He didn’t handle the Heat situation well. I don’t see how the Lakers fit for him for this reason. But, this would be their problem.

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by ChicagoViking on Feb 21, 2012 8:51 AM CST reply actions  

If you can make an upgrade you do it

A) Not sure Barnes is an upgrade
B) I have never been more convinced than I am right now that Beasley for better or worse is far and away the best wing on this team (I am not including Barea/Ridnour as wings)

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions  

frightening

but also true. I hope he can get his head around this whole team game thing. And I hope, somehow, that he starts creating mismatches on offense rather than causing them on defense.

by midlife crisis on Feb 21, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I think Beas has the most talent and potential to be the best wing by far

I’m kinda of having a Kobe-moment — “Then just let him play Coach Adelman or trade him David Kahn.”

I don’t see how giving minutes to Wes/Martell is the solution.

Let’s see what we have with Beas, see if he can get with the team, or just trade him. He has showed some better D at times this season.

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by ChicagoViking on Feb 21, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I think we know 85% of what we have with Beast

and at that he is still far and away the best wing on this team

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Eh

I think people have this misconception of the Wolves that we need defensive players

I think we really need good scorers. Barnes is barely an upgrade in PER

Last night showed me that until we have a better option Beasley is one of the 5 guys I most trust (let’s not confuse this with wholely trust) to put the ball in the basket.

It appears he is assuming a role a little more lately and that seems to be working. I’d just as soon keep him and play this contract out

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

something went weird there

“Barnes is barely an upgrade in PER (however his WS/48 is much higer)”

sorry that is what I meant

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Barnes is a significant offensive and defensive upgrade:

This year:
Barns: TS% .546, eFG% .479, TRB% 12.1, AST% 12.1, STL% 1.7, BLK% 2.5, ORtg: 109, Drtg 99, WS 2.0, WS/48 .147, WP/48 .204

Beas: TS% .486, eFG% .462, TRB% 11.4, AST% 7.7, STL% 1.17, BLK% 1.0, ORtg: 94, Drtg 102, WS 0.6, WS/48 .049, WP/48 .010

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Yabbut...

I bet Beas kills it in 2-23-foot FTA.

by Boss10 on Feb 21, 2012 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Barnes is statistically a significant offensive upgrade

because he is not asked to do anything offensively

We still need a guy to score. Sure we need a guy to hit open jumpers, which Barnes can do….but that will not solve the problem completely.

I actually am not against getting Matt Barnes I think Beasley is not the guy to trade for him though. If the Lakers would take Beasley I’m not sure why they wouldn’t also take Martell or Wes (or both)

Beasley is the one wing that appears to be getting better (or at least less bad) I think he’s the guy I’d keep out of hte bunch at least for the remainder of the season

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

well what's the problem?

if the problem is merely getting into the playoffs then you are probably right.

if the problem is being a legitimate threat in the West I will continue to disagree. We are one move away from being a legitimate threat, but if we blow that move (i.e. what we choose to do with Derrick Williams) we will probably seal our fate as a bottom half playoff team for the next 4 years of Love.

I think Matt Barnes will help, but I do not believe he is any sort of “final piece”

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm mostly staying out of this

But I will say that your expectations/desires are not realistic. The kind of player you are hoping for is not available, no matter how many trade machine scenarios are cooked up. Matt Barnes is more realistic as a target, and would probably make this team better.

I've changed my sig. The Wolves are now like a reasonably decent meal.

by Eric in Madison on Feb 21, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

disagree

I think Evan Turner, Eric Gordon or OJ Mayo would be exactly the kind of player that would thrive in this role and are all relatively gettable

Rudy Gay is another guy I would seriously seriously look at (if Memphis regrets the contract)

This player does not need to shoot 20 shots a game….but absolutely I think we need 1 perimeter guy to be able to produce with nothing.

Rubio helps to mask this, but the fact that he is yet not a legit scoring threat in my mind means we need to get another perimeter guy who has at least the threat to score on his own

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I might be excessive with the love I have for my guys

But I don’t believe I am wrong

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

And that's why I got caught dealing blow

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

No, that's not it.

It’s that they’re three very different players, that two of them aren’t “relatively gettable,” that two of them don’t really fill our need, etc.

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Feb 21, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd say Turner and Mayo are both gettable

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Based upon...

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Mayo: RFA and not starting and Memphis has money committed to ToneyAllen who plays the same position

Turner: Not starting and on a team full of guards that like to shoot. Not that Phillyis dying to trade him, but I can’t imagine he is off the table considering the situation

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Right

but a player being available, and a player being gettable by the Minnesota Timberwolves, are different.

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

that's fair

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Just because they dont start doesnt mean they are gettable

Harden and Manu dont start and they are about the last people on their respective teams that are going to get traded.

by WolvesBigTicket on Feb 21, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I really do think that a lot of CHers forget

that once word is out on a player, they’re not going to be available, or at least not affordable.

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by TMiss on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

which is why

Evan Turner and OJ Mayo are good bets right now….word isn’t quite out on them, could “possibly” get them

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 22, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I really don't understand your logic.

We get a player who is better on both ends but the problem is we need someone to score? Barnes is just better than Beas, Webster and much much better than Wes we don’t need players that can just score, those players are easy to find we need guys that can play the wing positions at least at an average level, Barnes fits that bill. He makes us a much better team right away, with Barnes all we’re missing is sg.

by Magoo12218 on Feb 21, 2012 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

with those two efficient scorers

we still are having trouble breaking 100 pts in a basketball game, with overtime included (also we didn’t really score in general in that overtime)

I’ll take Matt Barnes as a player on this sure.

Volume is a massively underrated aspect of basketball, granted the examples of bad volume players are scary….but I can not stress enough the value a guy would have that can score by way of creating for himself on this team

That’s why I love the Evan Turner idea. He doesn’t appear to be a chucker (which is nice) but at the same time he does appear to have many qualities I am looking for in that perimeter scorer that can create for himself.

I don’t nessecarily need a guy to shoot 20 times a game in this role…but it’s a mistake to think we don’t need another guy that can create his own shot

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

"with those two efficient scorers we still are having trouble breaking 100 pts in a basketball game, with overtime included"

Doesn’t that sort of ignore that one of those 2 guys played 15 minutes and then left injured?

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

good observation

Wed 01 vs Indiana L 99-109
Fri 03 @ New Jersey W 108-105
Sat 04 vs Houston W 100-91
Tue 07 vs Sacramento W 86-84
Wed 08 @ Memphis L 80-85
Fri 10 vs Dallas L 97-104
Sat 11 vs New York L 98-100
Mon 13 @ Orlando L 89-102
Wed 15 vs Charlotte W 102-90
Fri 17 @ Houston W 111-98
Sun 19 vs Philadelphia W 92-91
Mon 20 @ Denver L 101-103

this is the month of Feb which I believe Pek and Love have started all of it togethr

4 games above 100 3 games under 90, most games in the 90s

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Because our wings can't hit open shots!

We don;t need a creator as much as we just need NBA caliber wings that can play off our Big 3.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 2:22 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

What we don't want is a guy taking shots from 2 of the most efficient players in the game.

A Marvin Williams type is ideal. Lower usage, but he hits his shots.

We’re 4th in the league in FTAs. We get to the line a ton – if we had wings that could just hit open shots, our offense would be Top 5 easily.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah I don't disagree with this take

I still think your misconception of my take is that i want a gunner. Which I don’t nessecarily want a gunner, but someone that can score when Rubio isn’t playing well or Love isn’t playing well

I think between the two wings my preference would be that one of them be the Batum/Williams/Reddick quality and the other have a little more takeover ability in the Mayo/Turner/Gay/Gordon kind

also of the four guys the latter category…it’s not like these four are “chuckers” they are good basketball players that can score within the flow of an offense. Of all of them Gay is probably the closest thing to a chucker, but the all have done a good job in the past 18 months of being the exact player i am talking about—okay not getting 25 shots a game, but they know there will probably be 10 games a year where their team needs them to shoot a lot (and make a lot) and they do with pretty sound efficiencey.

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I just don;t think we want a wing that needs the ball in his hands

to be effective. That will actually be detrimental – unless hess a super stud.

Give me Marvin at SF and a SG that can just defend and hit an open shot and we’re not just a playoff team, but contenders.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Just checked the numbers again.

We’re currently 5th in Free Throw rate.
We’re 23rd in 3pt%
We’re 21st in FG%

We just can;t shoot from outside. That’s what is killing us.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

But how much of this

is Rubio?

We rely so heavily on he and Love do S@#$. Even with Pekavic playing awesome, we still need Rubio to basically do everything. Do you know how easier Rubio’s job would be if we got an OJ Mayo even to be like “hey rubio, take a breather here. for this play, or this stretch of plays the entireity of our offense does not rest on your shoulders” but then when Rubio is busy being Rubio Mayo is a scorer we can trust to finish open shot given too him by our dynamic duo

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't deny this

I keep the conversation going.

People get annoyed when I post a “trade scenario” thread but they almost always lead to +100 comments

on off days it’s good to have a guy like me around

this sounds pretty similar to my take one why it is nice to have 1 good volume guy….on off days it’s good to have them around

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

We already have that guy.

His name is J.J. Barea

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

blah

Or we could just have a 6’7 better defensively and a better passing of him version who is less of a chucker named Evan Turner

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

good basketball player who can score

I need to come up with a better term than volume

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't want to be an a-hole, but it needs to be said.

When a large chunk of those 100+ comments are:

1) explanations of why the idea isn’t mildly plausible
2) corrections of factually inaccurate information
3) the original poster responding to themselves

The number of comments becomes pretty worthless.

That said I don’t what anyone to stop posting. Just don’t hang your hat on 100+ comments.

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by Airete on Feb 21, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

ahaha

i’m hanging my hat.

43 points is 43 points even if it took 20 long 2’s to get there!!!!!!!

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

So you're Al Harrington?

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Paul Mcphereson

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/m/mcphepa01/gamelog/2001/

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I have given Voodoo a lot of crap.

But it takes two to tango, and the girls are still lining up to dance.

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by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I completely deserve the crap I get too

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

the beauty of this volume poster comment

is it got me out of having to explain a comment that didn’t make any sense lol

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

PA 100...

offers some support for your argument here…

Barnes is rocking a -0.71 PA 100 largely because he cannot create on offense (-1.68 shots created 100)

HOWEVER…

Beasley is worse on both counts (PA100 = -2.48 and SC100 = -1.84), so given the obvious defensive upgrade, Barnes for Beas would be a steal.

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Using PA 100, do you find

any underutilized talents?

One guy that seems to jump out with a variety of advanced stats is Jeremy Evans at Utah. He can’t hit threes (or at least he doesn’t try to), and I know nothing about him, but he’s produced in the minutes he’s been given.

by Madison Dan on Feb 21, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

not sure what you mean.

The metric likes Evans (PA100 = 0.99)… His benefit comes almost completely from his superior execution at the rim. He earns the Jazz 3.27 points every 100 possession just by executing with excellent efficiency at the rim. He loses points in almost every other category.

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Just looking for guys whose productivity suggests

that they should be getting more minutes. I thought it might be a way of identifying relatively low-cost free agent and trade targets.

by Madison Dan on Feb 21, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't scoured a ton...

some interesting guys I have noticed though….

PA 100 loves Lou Williams, and has for several years. He has a PA100 of 6.05 (better than guys like Durant, LMA, and Westbrook)

PA 100 hates Jason Kidd. He rated as the biggest anchor on Dallas last season and is sporting a PA100 of -3.94 right now… not something expected to fall out of the model.

a quick look at SFs and SGs, some guys to target:
Marvin Williams (1.75)
Dunleavy (1.74)
Novak (1.18)
Dudley (1.12)
Tmac (1.08)
A. Gee (0.99)

Ben Gordon (0.47)
Vince Carter (1.91)

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

If I knew we couldn’t get anyone else (e.g., Batum), I might actually take on Ben Gordon and his contract. As it is, I’ll stick with the hope that we can land someone better.

by Madison Dan on Feb 21, 2012 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Vj

What’s Evan Turner’s score?

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by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

If I remember right

it is positive but not overly high in positive territory like 1.0 or something

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

PA100 = 0.33

His + passing and decent ball-handling make him a positive creator (SC100 = 0.77). His ability to knock down jumpers and finish at the rim competes with his crappiness from range and inability to draw fouls in terms of execution (SE100 = 0.75).

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

can u explain....

how he is not able to draw fouls but is good at getting to the rim?

cause i have been curious about this as well. When I watch him it appears like he is good at attacking the rim, but Simitar points out he’s only shooting like 3 FTA’s per 36…which is lowish

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

don't know...

I know Rose had the same knock for awhile. Some guys shift and avoid contact while others actively seek it out.

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I just don’t see the point of trading the one guy who you could make an argument for starting at the 3 right now for a 2nd round pick. If it was for Barnes and a 2nd round pick, maybe.

But I don’t think the Lakers would do that.

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Feb 21, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm with you

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't really care about trading him, yes he's the best of the worst but he's still bad.

If trading Beas can’t get us the exception to maybe absorb someone who can actually play like Marvin Williams, then I’m all for it. It’s only pointless if they do nothing with it.

by Magoo12218 on Feb 21, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

this is not a bad call

Beasley for Williams

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a steal for us.

Williams would be a perfect fit. He plays defense, he knocks down 3s, he can finish on the break. He doesn’t need a high usage.

Ideal guy to put with Pek, Love and Rubio.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

nad he is disgruntled in Atlanta...

is it too much to hope? He is “long and athletic” if anyone is.

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Too much to hope for.

by skelman on Feb 21, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

"He is "long and athletic" is anyone is."

So your saying he’s already on Kahn’s radar.

by Magoo12218 on Feb 21, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

he's productive though

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/w/willima02.html

I like this deal

for pure financial reasons it might even be possible , maybe toss a pick or two in

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=853gz9y

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Love Williams on this team

Still need a 2 who can create something imo, but he would be part of the solution.

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by Xand1 on Feb 22, 2012 10:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'd much rather roll with Turner

but Lou is good

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 22, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I agreee

I’d take the less efficient player in Turner though, roll with upside and roll with the better defender/size for a 2 guard aspect of it though

Williams is indeed insane, a 6-2 SG posting a .225 WS/48 is redonk

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 22, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I realize that we are all on Martell for his decision, but

It wasn’t JUST that. Lets not forget Luke missing a practically uncontested layup with 1 or 2 minutes left in OT (to which Web’s decision would never have happened). Or not one hitting a shot or getting to the line in the first 3 minutes of OT. Or (going out on a limb here) the 21-4 or so run in the 2nd qtr.

We had soooooooo many opportunities to win this game, So many chances to win it close, and some chances to blow the game wide open – and blew them all.

Believe it or not, its these types of losses that a team can learn from. This may be one of those games where they look back and say “lets not pull another Denver.”

While it is fairly frustrating to go through a loss like this, I firmly believe its these losses that can propel a team forward.

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by Skat the Rat on Feb 21, 2012 9:10 AM CST reply actions  

Team effort on this loss for sure

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by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Are you highlighting the fact that Martell played in the 2nd quarter

for about 7 minutes when the Wolves lead dropped from 12 points to 3 points, so it wasn’t just the bone-headed play at the end that sealed it? He also helped the Wolves lose in the 2nd quarter alongside Beasley and Tolliver when they took about 10 consecutive jump shots and gave up 7 lay-ups. I hadn’t watched the 2nd quarter, so I appreciate you bringing this to my attention.

by Imyourhuckleberry on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Pek update

Nikola Pekovic referred to his ankle injury as a “regular sprain.”Ankle sprains often swell and get worse overnight, so Pekovic isn’t out of the woods yet. But the fact that the original diagnosis is a simple sprain means an extended absence is a longshot right now. If Pekovic sits on Wednesday, he’ll have a full week to rest thanks to the All-Star break. Feb 21 – 3:02 PM

by Imyourhuckleberry on Feb 21, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

The Jazz game

could be really ugly if he sits. The Jazz are among the peskiest, most physical defenders we’ve faced this year, and we need all the easy points we can get.

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by Cynical Jason on Feb 21, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Easy points?

I would argue the team chef that has to prepare Pek’s four whole chickens at each timeout would disagree

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Not if the team chef

is Matt “Guitar” Murphy.

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by Cynical Jason on Feb 21, 2012 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

And a coke.

Who gets the dry white toast? Darko?

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by SoDakHmr on Feb 21, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Has to be Darko.

He’s on a mission from God.

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by Cynical Jason on Feb 21, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

(Oh, wait. That's Tolliver and Luke.)

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by Cynical Jason on Feb 21, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe Martell should take a lesson from Areatha...

and “Think”!

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by SoDakHmr on Feb 21, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Voodmagic trade of the day--who says no?

Minnesota: Batum, Evan Turner and Elton Brand (contract dumping)
La Lakers: Williams, Beasley, Ridnour, Meeks
Philly: Pau Gasol, Darko, Wes, Elliot Williams
Portland: Nikola Vucecivc and Matt Barnes (maybe a draft pick or two if they get the short end of the stick.)

La gets a pretty good haul for Gasol, basically they now have a C/PF combo under 24 to build around and two spot up shooters for Kobe and the expiring contract of Beasley
Philly gets the best player in the deal plus they lose Brand’s contract (they take on Gasol’s but he is more worthy of 20 million a year)
Portland gets a super solid young center for Batum (salaries needing to match up make it tough to get any vet for Batum)
Minnesota obviously makes this deal even having to take on Brand’s contract (which is only 2 years longer, but they move Darko and Wes’ deal meaning Brand’s contract shouldn’t effect their ability to resign Batum—as they also have his bird rights now—and Brand’s deal will be up the same time Pekavic’s is up)

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by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 9:35 AM CST reply actions  

I think the Wolves might be the only team that says yes.

Portland and Philly hang up that phone call pretty quickly.
The Lakers might consider it

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

well...

If Portland isn’t going to resign Batum this is a pretty solid prospect to get in return no? Vucevic is pretty bomb by just about any metric I can find.

I think Philly is probably the team that says no…but they are getting a serious upgrade in post production and offense when they need both pretty badly

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll be shocked if Portland doesn't resign Batum.

They only have 41M committed next year – and it drops to 26M w/o options.

2013 it drops to 28/22.

They’re in really good salary shape for the future. They aren’t going to let a 23 year-old stud go.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I just don't get why they wouldn't already have resigned him

if that were the case?

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Portland is playing games

with the cap. He has a low hold number on their cap come the offseason. By not signing him to an extension now they get some extra wiggle room for offseason maneuvering. Portland mgmt had made it pretty clear that they would only resign Nic for their lowball offer. Nic has been miffed, and playing awesome, ever since.

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by OR-7 on Feb 21, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Correct.

They are also allowing the market to set his price instead of competing against themselves.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't disagree

they want the market to set the price….It feels like Batum is gettable as an RFA in this setting though? Right?

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

Because unless we drastically overpay, Portland will match.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

that's the stratgey I am referring too

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

But how much do you overpay?

To the point that we have to make a decision on Rubio vs Pek?

Can we handle 15M to Love and Rubio, and 13M or so to Batum and Pek?

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

considering Wolves history with spending money

it’s probably safiest to overpay Batum and give Love/Rubio/Pek/Batum all big money so we aren’t tempted to spend it on anyone else

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

The point is to overpay to the point of them crippling their franchise

My favorite Kahn move was wining and dining Gay. Memphis felt forced to overpay and they did it. It was sort of the Star Wars strategy for the cold war.

On the flip side, we’re still waiting for that competent SG

by midlife crisis on Feb 21, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

for as much as that is a big contract

would that not be an awesome contract to have on our team?

Gay would dominate with Rubio and Love

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Gay & Love on the same team

The people that make ESPN headlines would be all over that!

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by Skat the Rat on Feb 21, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

then we gotta get Favors too

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Then Cousins

Gay Love Favors Cousins. Cousins Love Gay Favors. Love Gay Cousins Favors.

The headlines write themselves!

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Feb 21, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

We already have Johnson.

Go after Harden?

I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.

by Cynical Jason on Feb 21, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

love it

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Gay Cousin Harden Love Johnson?

May need some “s-es” in there to make it work.

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by Skat the Rat on Feb 21, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Puns aside, outside of Wes

That’s a pretty nice lineup.

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by Skat the Rat on Feb 21, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Trade Johnson for Ramon Sessions

Gay Cousin Harden Love Sessions

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by twolf1 on Feb 21, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I never thought gay love sessions would be beaten

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by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Food for thought

I understand the desperation for improved wing talent, but when you look at the how good Ricky and Love are, I don’t want to settle for a solid wing. Or a capable wing. I want another superstar to go with them. Then we have a chance to do some some damage.

Remember this when Denver, Philly, Indy, Utah and all the other “solid” but not built on star teams crumble in the playoffs. I don’t want that to be us. We will be facing Durant and Westbrook for the next decade. And that’s just in the West. We need big firepower.

My point is when you look at cap money, it needs to be spent wisely.

The one huge benefit coming out of this lack of wing production, is it is forcing Love and Rubio to carry the team. They can’t hide behind a vet. They have to figure out now. They are being toughened up for the future. This will pay off later.

by Rodman99 on Feb 21, 2012 9:36 AM CST reply actions  

Who is available though?

Maybe Lee will become amazing

please become amazing

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by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I think that's part of the reason for the inaction

It’s not like there are amazing guys on the market. Maybe at the deadline something will pop up.

by Rodman99 on Feb 21, 2012 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Wolves don't require an amazing wing player to make an amazing improvement

Wes Johnson is sooo bad that replacing him with a slightly below-average player will make huge difference. It would be amazing.

It’s like playing in a two on two tournament with your grandma and then having your 13 year old cousin replace her.

Is your 13-year old cousin any good? NO. Can she run up and down the court and get in people’s way? Yes.

She is an amazing improvement over grandma.

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by littleboxes on Feb 21, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't want a below-average player

I’m willing to wait for a genuine long-term fix.

by Rodman99 on Feb 21, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

why not release wes johnson and sign a below-average player to a 10-day contract

this below-average player is waaaay better than wes johnson. There is no reason to wait.

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
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by littleboxes on Feb 21, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

And I'm with you about Lee

The more I analyze the team (another bonus of nothing happening), as someone said above, we need a great shooter. Any young Ray Allen’s out there?

by Rodman99 on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I really like Malcolm Lee

I think he has an excellent chance to be like Evan Turner….and people should note that I mean that in every way i.e. he’s probably never going to be a dead eye three point shooter….he’ll hit open shots…but he’s not gonna be that cold blooded type

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I turned the game off at the half. I was disgusted by the YMCA execution and rebounding effort that gave Denver a 17 point advantage in the quarter.

I’m glad I did. Overtime because a team makes a come back and hits shots is one thing, but overtime because the two team miss the last 5 shots in regulation and don’t score for the first 3 minutes and 8 seconds of overtime. No thanks.

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by Airete on Feb 21, 2012 9:37 AM CST reply actions  

Question

Can Dwill be any worse at the 3 than Wes? Why not start him and see what he can do. Might actually be able to hit a shot or two.

Interviewer: Can you understand why teams value potential ahead of experience and accomplishment in the draft? Wes Johnson: "Yeah. I understand. It’s the youngness of everything – older guys like young women, so it’s the same way."

by Xand1 on Feb 21, 2012 9:55 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Release the Lion!

Here’s hoping we can at least find out.

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by Skat the Rat on Feb 21, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife's experience of the game

She had gone to bed (a floor away). I woke her twice…

First with a eurphoric, “Rubio!” She thought “good, they won.”

Later she heard, “What are you doing?!” She thought, “Oh, no.”

by Rodman99 on Feb 21, 2012 10:02 AM CST reply actions  

Rodman...

Doesnt have wives. I call lie.

by bringbackbrewer on Feb 21, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like I lucked out.

I had a stomach virus and didn’t watch the game.

by Madison Dan on Feb 21, 2012 10:11 AM CST reply actions  

the empathetic stomach virus

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
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by littleboxes on Feb 21, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

It was a fun game to watch

If you are going to enjoy the Philly game end, you have to endure a few nut crunchers too.

by Rodman99 on Feb 21, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Fans have only endured mental nut crunchers

Love has endured physical nut crunchers to boot. So we got that going for us

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by Skat the Rat on Feb 21, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Darko? Is that you?

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by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

The good news is that, even with our loss, Utah also lost

which moves us out of the basement in the Northwest division and into the 10th spot in the West. A win on Wednesday would confirm that move

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 10:37 AM CST reply actions  

we would head into the all-star break at .500

sadly that’s an amazing thought as a TWolves fan.

by zebano on Feb 21, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I am happy with the upward tick

maybe even happy that the next step — some good wing play — seems to be the obvious next step instead of just 1 of many steps still needed.

Last year it was — new coach, wings, Center, PG

They have addressed a lot — best coach for Wolves ever, Love has actually improved, Rubio is as good as could have been imagined, and Pek has emerged.

I’d rather be frustrated by being close (as gamified last night) than frustrated by being hopeless

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by ChicagoViking on Feb 21, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Paul Allen needs to quit with this Wolves playoff talk

He’s like a walking human jinx. Can we take his radio show away from him and give it to Justin Gaard or somebody like that?

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 AM CST reply actions  

Gaard needs to grow up on the anti-biker talk.

There’s like 20 colleges in the twin cities and gas is damn near 4 a gallon.
It’s a necessity. Gonna get someone hurt.

by fanslaststand on Feb 21, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Totally, that's a classic troll radio thing.

Every year or so, Dan B will dust off something like “Boy, people who drive slow in the left lane! What’s up with them?” It’s lazy.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Y, it's more of a radio bit at this point.

And Dan’s real view is fairly nuanced and not anti biker. That said there is no question they are contributing to the hostility.
Bike – Car debate can get outta control on here so lets just close it up by saying everyone get where you’re going safely and help others do the same.

by fanslaststand on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Exactly. Be good citizens. Don't post any illegal feeds on the roadways.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

NBA Geek has a nice article about Pek today.

Listed categories for the article: “Nikola Pekovic, Minnesota Timberwolves, Most Improved, Peksecutioner”

by Madison Dan on Feb 21, 2012 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

Espn has a most improved team, Pek's on it.

“The players we would be talking about if it wasn’t for Lin” blah

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by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Thorough article, but one thing is really bothering me.
Note that some of these WP48 numbers are a bit inflated, since Pek spends quite a bit of time at the center position, but he’d still be fantastic even if we treated him as a full-time center.

Pek continues to be listed in databases as a PF, and the NBA Geek seems to have bought into this as well. Pek has played zero seconds at the PF position this season, and I don’t remember him playing any PF last season. I don’t know where this is coming from. It’s weird.

I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.

by Cynical Jason on Feb 21, 2012 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I was wondering that, too.

Who do they think is center when he’s playing?

by Madison Dan on Feb 21, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe they are thinking Pek's tat

is playing Center along side Pek at PF?

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by Skat the Rat on Feb 21, 2012 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Patrick from thenbageek

Said he gets his positional assignments from Yahoo I think.

by skelman on Feb 21, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

They can't count two seconds.

Which is about the longest Pek is out of the paint

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

They always get positions wrong

on non-playoff contenders. It’s like you don’t exist or get your page proofed unless you’re winning games and playing on TNT and ESPN.

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by TMiss on Feb 22, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Anybody have any tips for tomorrow night's 3-point contest?

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a bit nervous…

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

You knew it was coming...

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

do it, Tim

even if it’s a lay up, hilarious! You might get banned from press row.

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by littleboxes on Feb 21, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

hahahaha, yessss....

Nice idea….. Is Martell in the 3 point contest?

by miguelsp on Feb 22, 2012 7:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Sorry - I missed it. Is this a fan contest?

A few basic tips

  • Start by bending your knees. Get your power from your legs
  • Start with the ball by your chest
  • Ball on your finger tips not palm
  • Fix your eyes on the spot where you want the ball to go (some choose front rim – some back)
  • Start jumping straight up with your legs. Don’t fade backward and rob power.
  • Keep your shooting arm elbow pointing down towards the floor
  • Do not use your off arm to help push/guide the ball. Your off hand should be on the side of the ball just steadying it during delivering. Do all the work with your shooting arm.
  • Extend your shooting arm.
  • At the end flick your shooting hand towards the hoop and then down
  • When practicing I’d suggest starting at the free throw line and then moving back

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by Wile E Coyote on Feb 21, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, I'd hate to see the advanced list of tips!

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by Skat the Rat on Feb 21, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

lastly, avoid wardrobe malfunctions

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
They're called the Ghostbusters and they're in control

by littleboxes on Feb 21, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

years from now, someone will be heard saying

were you at the “Boogie Nights” game?

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
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by littleboxes on Feb 21, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

What is this 3pt contest for? Is the real Tim Allen going to be hosting?

But yeah, is it during halftime or something?

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I like how people say "the real Tim Allen"

like I’m a hologram or something.

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Well this is awkward

I was under the impression you were

by WolvesBigTicket on Feb 21, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha, Do you keep in contact with Al Borlan?

%

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by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

steve kerr says

shooters just shoot. don’t think, just shoot.

by dwb on Feb 21, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't miss

Make us proud

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by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Chris Broussard says Mavs looking to trade Roddy Beaubois

They have been trying to play him at PG when he really is a SG.

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

do we have anything they want lol?

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=83wk3ga

a salary dump is probably the best we could do

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I was thinking Tolliver,

since he’s an expiring and might be useful this year. But the $$ don’t work.

by Madison Dan on Feb 21, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

They want to dump salary because

they think they can get Howard. Could be useful for us. I’m not sure they’d take a 3yr contract back, especially one of Wes’s contract. However, 3yr-8m (Marion) for 3yr-4m (Johnson) may just do it.. Save 4mil a year, get a SF in return to replace Marion.

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by Skat the Rat on Feb 21, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Simitar, what we should just do

is the moves we both agree on should be the ones that actually happen

in this thread alone we’d move Beasley for Williams and Barea for Beaubois

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

the great thing about these two moves

is i’m pretty sure CH Nation would all agree with them.

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

CH Nation is never in unanimous agreement about anything.

I think the Wolves could make a Wes/Darko/Beasley-for-LeBron trade and there would be at least one person who found fault with the deal.

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

haha lame

Can’t see how anyone could argue getting Williams and Roddy for Beasley Barea and a pick

but I guess you are probably right :-p

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not saying I'd argue it. I'd be in favor of the deal.

Just saying that CH Nation is fully of very different opinions.

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

When I’m at work sometimes my responses are less developed

which someone might argue my responses are never very well developed so maybe I am at work all the time, or just not very smart…..

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

hahahhaha

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Why does this remind me of Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons?

I can imagine Comic Book Guy saying that text in his voice too.

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by Skat the Rat on Feb 21, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take any of these players over Wes (in no order)

Rodney B
Kapono
Jerry Stackhouse, ATL
J.J. Redick,
Marcus Thornton,
Nick Young,
Alec Burks
Courtney Lee
Anthony Morrow
Ben Gordon,
DeMar DeRozan,
Shannon Brown,
Jason Kapono
Raja Bell,
Marco Belinelli,
Daniel Gibson,
Marquis Daniels,
Matt Carroll,
Roger Mason,
DeShawn Stevenson,

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 1:36 PM CST reply actions  

and many, many more

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I would add an automatic basketball shooting machine on this list

to replace Wes. A machine, like a tennis ball shooter, that just sits in the corner and dials in on the rim.

Could be liability on defense though.

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by Skat the Rat on Feb 21, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Devean George

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Jared Dudley
Chase Budinger
Linas Kleiza
Tracy McGrady
C.J. Miles
Reggie Williams,
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute,
Rasual Butler,
Mo Evans
Steve Novak

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Bea Arthur
Krusty the Clown
The baby from the E*Trade commercials
The entire cast of Glee
Renaldo Balkman

by Madison Dan on Feb 21, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

ew, I'd cut Balkman from that list

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
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by littleboxes on Feb 21, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm torn on Krusty the Clown or Balkman

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by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

This Wolves team needs Jared Dudley

If I kept a list of “guys” like VM, Dudley would be right up the top of it. He’s perfect as a swingman starter for us. If you need a reason to be annoyed at Jeremy Lin, try that it’s now hard to facilitate the Nash trade to New York. Sigh.

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by Malastare on Feb 22, 2012 6:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I so desperately wanted to do the 2nd pick, Darko and Beasley

for Dudley and Gortat before the draft, but I don’t think Phoenix would have gone for it.

I've changed my sig. The Wolves are now like a reasonably decent meal.

by Eric in Madison on Feb 22, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Re: Your sign line.

The Wolves are like a reasonably decent meal served with empty drink glasses alongside it.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Steak, good vegetables

No drinks, three sporks but no knife, served on an upside down laundry basket.

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by Wile E Coyote on Feb 22, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

There is probably a new CH tag line in there somewhere

Like “Trying to cut NBA steak with a spork”

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by Wile E Coyote on Feb 22, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

This got a laugh outta me...

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by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 22, 2012 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Players I'd give a try-out to

Reggie Miller
Steve Kerr
John Hornacek
Tim Legler
Shane Heal
Chris Mullin
Glen Rice
Hubert Davis
Craig Hodges

and many, many more

by googoleeoottooooleeoottooooleeeatta on Feb 21, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Most of these guys can probably still drain jumpers like no one's business

Too bad they can’t be on the floor like old NFL kickers

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by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd take a basketball card of any of these guys over Wes...

and it wouldn’t even have to be autographed.

Oh, and I’d throw Hersey Hawkins, Dale Ellis, Rickey Pierce, Dell Curry and The Mayor, Freddie Hoiberg, on yer list, too!

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."
— Hunter S. Thompson

by SoDakHmr on Feb 21, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

(How bad a comparison is Hersey Hawkins for Mayo now?)

That was the compare I made when Mayo was a rookie. Some of Mayo’s bigger backers at the time were miffed, felt it was an underselling of their guy.

For their two whole careers, Hersey’s looking a good bit better.
Through the same first four years that Mayo’s played, again, Hawkins is a better shooter. That’s the difference.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 8:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Hersey's better, no question

It’s really amazing how far hype and a posse will take you.

by rickyp on Feb 22, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

That's the same comparison I made when Mayo was a rookie!

And people did get upset. But I think that shows just how underrated Hersey was.

by Simitar on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

He was.

You look at Hawkins’s assist and steals numbers over time, for example, and it’s clear he was a smart player. People think of him as a shooter proper, but he was much more well-rounded.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a not so secret secret interest in Demar Derozan

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

the same DD...

that has a eFG% of 0.424 and a turnover rate of 12.6%?

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean I wouldn't trade Williams to get him

but if there was a BeasleyDerozan swap I don’t think it would be the worst experiment in the world

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

but

A) We’re not sinking
and
B) at least Derozan doesn’t play a position that we have 90 people at

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

let's just say

I would not expect that to be the answer but I am interested in it to an extent

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

If the Wolves' wing position is not the definition of "sinking"

then I’m not sure what is…unless you mean sinking shots, which they haven’t been able to do since the Titanic was still above water.

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

i more so meant our team isn't sinking

our team is rising and in need of good wing play. if nothing else an experiment couldn’t hurt as long as it’s put in persepective (like say acquire both Reddick and Derozan to hedge the bet or something)

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Beasley for Derozan isn't even possible given the salaries

but if you add Wes for Barbosa, you would have to do it just to add the 1.3 Million in salary cap room it would give you so that you can actually address the wing issue in the offseason with Batum. If Kahn is going to make a deal, it needs to be one that opens more cap space. Barbosa and Derozan for Beasley and Wes would do that. I would absolutely make that deal, but I am not sure you can talk Toronto into it.

by Imyourhuckleberry on Feb 21, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

VM:

Reporter: “How’s the team doing?”
VM: “ship be sinking”
Reporter: “how bad is it?”
VM: “sky’s the limit”

by bustaone on Feb 22, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Well its not sinking

Its already sunk, these guys are the absolute worst. Can really go downhill from here

by WolvesBigTicket on Feb 21, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Voodoo "Cruise Director" Magic, we'll call you.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't say this often...

but I would rather just keep Beasley.

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Since I love replying to vjl110

Beasley’s WP48 broken down into the 1st and 2nd quarter of the season:

Beasley through our 1st 16 games of the season, he played 7:
7 GP, 222 MP, -0.54 Wins, WP48: -0.117 (HORRIBLE)

The next 17 games of the season, he played 15:
15 GP, 358 MP, 0.73 Wins, WP48: 0.098 (AVERAGE)

Basically the new Beasley after the injury is playing like an average SF as far as WP48 is concerned. This is great “small sample size” news! :)

Overall:
22 GP, 580 MP, 0.19 Wins, WP48: 0.016 (BAD)

So he’s bad, but trending to average…

by skelman on Feb 21, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I have actually been pretty happy with Beas lately...

He seems to be getting the boards he should and making nice simple plays in the offense. Can’t complain.

My PA 100 numbers are a bit behind, I will see how Beas looks at the AS break soon. I am guessing he has improved.

by vjl110 on Feb 21, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope they back up what I have been seeing

Beasley appears to be giving us (or at least trying to give us) what we want out of him, he still takes a bad shot here and there….but most of his shots are pretty much within an offensive set.

I’ve been liking it, but I’m also a Beasley bobo

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha!

I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.

by Cynical Jason on Feb 21, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

You seem to really want to

“poke fun at me” or something. I’d hoped you were smart enough to catch the fact that I don’t mind poking fun at myself in the titles of my posts, maybe I’m wrong though…

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

You have, what, 70+ posts on this thread alone?

Yes, you obviously don’t take yourself that seriously, but don’t you think, good guy or not, good intent or not, you might induce a little bit of fatigue on the reader? Shit, I’m tired of my own shtick on this thread. I’ve gotten sucked back into my Brewer-bashing after thinking I’d never have to walk that road again.

Do you think that if you poke fun at yourself in your threads that no one else can poke fun at you. I appreciate that you are able to convey intent at being good natured about it, but you’re not buying immunity.

by dropstep on Feb 21, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah?

Well the jerk store called and their all out of you!

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

damn screwed the line up

“they’re all out of you”

that’s what I should have said!!!!!!

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Watchout!

Dropstep will correct grammar. Its a hermie thing.

by bringbackbrewer on Feb 21, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

But I won't!

Unless I lose control for a moment. I’m much better, though!

I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.

by Cynical Jason on Feb 21, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

You forgot the diacritical mark

on Pek’s first name in your sig line.

(If picky picky is what you’re after….)

Yo ho ho and a FirstRow stream!

by TMiss on Feb 22, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

(We all caught the Seinfeld reference right?)

(I don’t actually think dropstep is a jerkstore)

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 22, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I was with you on DeMar during his early season mirage

Now that he’s regressed to having the worst year of his career, I think I’m off that bandwagon.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

It would have to have one of those Monty Python moveable mouths.

To give the smile haters some relief.

"pokin' the animals at the Canis Hoopus zoo"

by pastyearsears on Feb 21, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

A white castle bathroom for plus cash for Wes

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

^typo, but it's about trading Wes so nobody cares.

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I know you kid

But Love, Pek and Rubio are the only 3 players guaranteed to be here after March 15.

AR, Beasley, Wes, and Ridnour, most likely gone.

by Rodman99 on Feb 21, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

So your saying there's a chance!?!?!

I'm not creative enough to have a signature.

by Skat the Rat on Feb 21, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T80H57kkCDY&feature=related

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

what else is there lol?

unless it’s SF I don’t see what the hell we need to trade for

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

for the record if it's a SF that is fine

I do love the Malcolm Lee mystique and I’m praying beyond all hope that the one reason we aren’t super hot after 2 guard’s is because everyone is secretly in love with Lee

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

haha, Martell is on the front page of Yahoo!

"Wes Johnson is quite possibly the worst player in the NBA" - Everyone

by AndrePatterson on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM CST reply actions  

Its been said many times in this thread,

but there were many things that the entire roster did wrong that helped us lose the game. Ideally, we shot ourselves in the foot to even put ourselves in that position (i.e. Luke missing wide open layup), but its the Martell getting all the negative press.

Rippable? Absolutely. But Its too bad he is being singled out.

I'm not creative enough to have a signature.

by Skat the Rat on Feb 21, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

wes for James Anderson

total Per=11

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow. You have to question whether you'd want a guy who, in

his second season (after missing most of his first due to injury), wants to be traded away from a team that has just won 11 in a row.

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by TimAllen on Feb 21, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

we also have room to play him

I don't know what an art house is, I don't know what goes on in an art house, I have never been in an art house, and I can't imagine it's any place I ever want to be.

by VoodooMagic on Feb 21, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha!

I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.

by Cynical Jason on Feb 21, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Boy that was such a bad trade for them.

We said so at the time, Bass is just a better player. Never understood that one, except as Dwight Howard requesting something. Which, if you think about it, is pretty painful for Orlando. D12 is maybe going to leave with the idea that the Magic haven’t built around him, but there he was, asking to deal a better player for Big Baby.

The outlines of certain well-worn KG plotlines are there.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I dont know if this has already been talked about

but anyone know how serious the lakers are in getting beasley? I just read the report from chris broussard on espn but it didnt give much for details

by flynnformvp on Feb 21, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

There are 2 posts and its talked about here.

Zgoda thinks if there is any truth to it, we’d likely get cash and/or a 2nd round pick.

by Simitar on Feb 21, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Can someone please start an argument underneath this comment?

Anything having to do with trades, smiles, 3 point shooting, non-3 point shots, Muskies, sombreros, stadium beer prices, kevin garnett, the lakers, jonny flynn, miliciches or good old ethnic slurs should do the trick

by Dr_Defecate on Feb 21, 2012 7:06 PM CST reply actions  

Good ol ethnic slurs

http://m.youtube.com/?rdm=4phc78cj2&reload=3#/watch?v=REFJxwQPQUY

Jimmy the Greek didn’t get to see this Wolves team. I’m looking forward to SnPs article after Linsanity dies down

This is my opinion and does not constitute an endorsement, opinion or official position of the U.S. Army.

by ronatcampzama on Feb 21, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

angry comment

empty yet vitriolic paragraph

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

This is impressive

but
it
needs
to
fill
up
more
page
space.

Try
new
paragraphs
and
sub-points.

by Dr_Defecate on Feb 21, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Something, Something

did you even watch the game? Something, something.

by SlowBreak on Feb 21, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

rabble rabble

fair weather fans rabble rabble wasn’t a foul rabble rabble he clearly looked down before stepping rabble rabble

by LoveTo on Feb 21, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

stats

If I'm pissing you off its probably sarcasm

by CoffeeJanitor on Feb 21, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

The Wolves would play better

in sombreros than they do wearing the Muskies jerseys.

I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.

by Cynical Jason on Feb 21, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

Anecdotal support:

At the US Pond Hockey Championships last year, there was a team playing in grass skirts and hats (over their hockey stuff, of course) out on Lake Nokomis. And they were good! I took a few pictures, but never got their team name, so I don’t know if they came back this time around.

This year the team that surprised me most was made up of goalie instructors, all of them on goalie skates. They were elegant skaters, too, really finesse players.

The last thing we want to do is take long twos. It's still on our list, though.

by feral on Feb 22, 2012 9:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I love a goofy gimmick that doesn't impede the actual play.

If it made any sense for the Wolves to play in some Catalans costume, that would be awesome.

I'm going to brag. I drive the Nikola Pekovic fanwagon.

by Cynical Jason on Feb 22, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

That play was bad, but the real crime...


was the haircut.

"We're not talking about me and Darko in the same sentence." - Chris Webber vs KAHN!

by caseycheesecake on Feb 22, 2012 3:31 PM CST reply actions  

I'm in the final 20 seconds of regulation at the moment.

So far, the terribleness of the officiating has only been matched by the terribleness of the announcing.

Oh, and I love watching Corey play.

"If you’ve got some balls, you can do some stuff"

by JonesTheCat on Feb 22, 2012 6:18 PM CST reply actions  

Also, the irony of this being the first game on League Pass using the

‘Never Miss A Shot’ title card in commercial breaks is beautiful.

"If you’ve got some balls, you can do some stuff"

by JonesTheCat on Feb 22, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

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