I saw the hoopus twitter account pose this question:
How will the offer sheet be delivered?
I have a few ideas...
1. Hire someone to pretend to be a casting director:
Secretary :"Mr. Olshey?"
Olshey: (gazing in the mirror) "What is it?"
Secretary: "A casting director is here to see you, she says she wants to discuss a 5 episode arc on 90210."
(Olshey sprints out of his office at warp speed)
Phony Casting Director: (throwing a paper ball at him) "HERE'S BATUM'S OFFER SHEET BYE!"
Olshey: "F**K! Nobody tell Paul"
2. Send the offer sheet in a box with 400 mosquitoes in it marked CARE OF NEIL OLSHEY
3. Have Kahn parachute on to the roof of Olshey's office with the offer (parachute must have giant picture of Jonny smiling)
4. Have Pek bring the offer in (in full uniform) and give Neil an icy stare while he looks it over.
Anybody got any more?