In this corner, weighing in at Donald Sterling's black book of hookers with a smile that could shut down alllllllll of General Hospital, hailing from the City of Angels, the challenger, Neil Olshey.
And in this corner, the undisputed king of the clown show. Weighing in at a bag of manna, with a long and athletic reach fit for Gumby, hailing from Portland, Oregon, former special assistant to the mayor, DAAAAAAUUUUHHHHHHHVVVVIIIIDDDDDDD KAAAHHHHHHNNNN!!!
LET'S GET READY TO BUMBLE!!!