I really do not care that Kevin Love is not on this list, but the fact that Carmelo Anthony, aka the rich man's Beasley, is on the list is hilarity, especially in light of the things he mentions that need to go right in order to win the MVP over James: start playing defense and earning a top three seed in the East. This is all predicated on the assumption that, because he spent a summer with other elite players, it will galvanize him to change a game he has had for nine years.