The time is growing nearer, isn't it Wolves fans? Less than a month now till training camp opens along the banks of the Minnesota. Z reports that Brandon Roy is already in town, Air Bud is about to leave the sunny climes ("Stay classy, SD!") for the near-frozen plains of 'Sota and Hassan Whiteside (at least his surname fits the roster) is almost signed and sealed. Oh, and Alexei is done hob-nobbing with a Bond villain:
Side note: Caption contest! My choice? "Your hair is for woman."
So, here we are, left waiting to see the Unicorn dribble around cones while his teammates prep for a month or two without him. K-Love will hopefully have turned his "douche-of-the-month" club into a zillion dollar operation so he never, EVER has to think of leaving for the Coasts.
Crunch is mascot of the year and I can only hope that he rolls with the afro look at least once more, for old time's sake.
Pek will ideally be allowed to leave Cynical's basement after a summer of fishing, beer and metaphysics in time for the season's start and hopefully Masha hasn't left Andrei too tired to start the season.
All in all, I'm good to go. Rarin' to go. League Pass has let me know how much things will cost, auto-renew, no problem Mr. OR-7, we'll just charge your card and move along. Just need an inspirational speech from Coach and we're ready to take over Our League. Remember, four passes and set your offense in patterns fellas.
How about the rest of our Wolfpack? 82-0, baby!