OK, we're going to stick with what works: I'm going to go to Roy Wilkins and pretend that I'm watching the Garda Belts beat the living snot out of the Dagger Dolls while Jelly Belly and Christ Johnson dominate the 4th quarter against the Hawks. Also....
NOT IN THE FACE!!!
This is a fool proof plan and I will repeat it until they lose. If you know anyone who works at Roy Wilkins, please tell them not to kick me out. I just want to sit in the balcony and watch an imaginary roller derby match so that my favorite basketball team will win another game. It's not crazy.
NOT IN THE FACE!!!
(Our blogging buddies are over at Peachtree Hoops.)