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Shameless Self Promotion: Part Deux

Here is a question from this years verbal portion of the SAT:

SlowBreak is to Voodoo Magic as Anthony Tolliver is to _____________.

Any student who answers this question correctly is almost assured to get into Yale or Princeton or Winona State or any other top school of his or her choice. Please provide your answer in the comments below so we can judge your overall smarts. If you are more mathematical feel free to enter some kind of math related thing instead but just know you run the risk of only getting into the University of Minnesota-Duluth. Trust me, this does not lead to great wealth.

Sorry, I digress. The reason I am posting today is to let you know that I have been asked to write a weeklyish basketball column for the website Poweranks.com. I do not know why I was asked but obviously I accepted. This is the opportunity of a lifetime for any busy basketball fan and parent looking to take on an unpaid second job.

Actually I am quite excited about this as I think it will be a lot of fun. The first column went up today and I can see that at least three people have read it already. It's quite possible that these three readers were both of my parents and my wife but what the hell, I'll take what I can get.

Never fear Canis Hoopus, I do not intend to bombard you with my weekly posts in a sad attempt to pump up my readership. I will be using Twitter for that. Follow me at @AverageJer if you want to be sure not to miss anything. Otherwise you, dear friends, will experience me much as you already do. However that is for you.

Please read my first post about the top 10 Things to Look for this Season in the the NBA and tell me what you think. I would read yours if you asked. I promise.

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