This Video should be played while you read the post, to set the mood:
Flynn Flarn Filth Tuckity Tuck Snat.
Shut the Front Door!
The Back End of a Big Mammal!
Shave the Back of a Bearded Woman!
Flock of Moths in my Flynning Stew!
Bear ate the Dang Dinner and left his Calling Card!
Skimp the Grinning Lizards!
Grit a Grump Gorilla!
Cashew Cactus Coffee C@^!
Mouse in the Hen Hole!
Fox in the Flarn Filth Fraggle Rock!
Freddie Lennon Mercury John!!!!!!