It's New Year's Eve and Wall Street expects you to be consuming alcohol! If you don't, the market will crash and you will be blamed! The weather sucks throughout most of Timberwolfland so I suspect many of you are doing what I'm doing: getting unacceptably plastered in the privacy of your home.
I've been a good Paleo dieter and abstaining this season, but one Xmas beer actually gave me a buzz so I ran out today and bought sixes of New Glarus Moon Maid and Spotted Cow. If one bottle got me buzzed, I have high hopes for what twelve can do!
Poll attached [site not working properly, I guess] but I expect the value of this fan post will be from the comments. Typos and grammatical slurring are acceptable and encouraged!