Game #46: Wolves V. Spurs

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With David Stern in the audience, will the Wolves pull one out against the dastardly San Antonio Spurs?

Maybe Dungeon Master Duncan will be distracted by the return of Community. Or maybe he will be super focused because he is a citizen of Harmontown who loves little else but the sweet science of basketball and f**k your momma raps and is ready to take his frustration out on Los Lobos.

It's a sticky situation. Hopefully whatever happens will have a better vibe than what happened at Harmontown Varsity Theater. That shit got real and it looked like everything else in Minneapolis: A fake hipster knock off of something vaguely Portlandiaish. Yeah, I went there. St. Paul, yo. Enjoy your bad local donuts, west siders.

Anywho, this site is supposed to be about basketball. The hometown nine should go for a bunch of yards against the friendly side. If the Wolves can win the battle on the line they should be able to carry the day. 110% of the time, of course.

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