Wolves V. Knicks

Carmelo Anthony holds yet another helpless child hostage. - Kevork Djansezian

The Minnesota Timberwolves host the dastardly New York Knicks and their superstar "superstar" Carmelo Anthony.

It's time for yet another lovely run in with the New York Knickerbockers. Last time around, the Knicks were able to quite literally wrestle, punch, and kick their way to victory in the worst reff'd game of the season. During tonight's game, be sure to pay extra attention to Melo's off hand whenever he drives to the hoop. Flies are about and he needs to swat them away. That's the only explanation. Otherwise, it would just be a 6'10" human being throwing his arms around at other people in an attempt to shove them away from the ball. However, superstar. (Sorry, "superstar.")

OK, sour grapes. Also, pure manufactured fan hatred. Outside of Glen Davis (actual baby) and Kobe Bryant (fake everything, DEFINITELY NOT on German PEDs, rapist) there really isn't a more unlikable player in the entire league than Carmelo Anthony. He really needs to do something to enhance his image. He should get a favorable endorsement deal with something like Nutella or Honey Nut Cheerios.

Anywho...hopefully the Wolves will either win tonight's game or get destroyed from the get-go. I'm not sure I'm up for another heart-wrenching "oh you didn't think they would actually win that game" game tonight. At least not so close to David Stern being in town.

Our blogging buddies for the day are over at the excellent Posting and Toasting. Be excellent to them, as well as to one another...and...NOT IN THE FACE!!!

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