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My Heart is Shattered, Kahn't You See?

'Cause you no longer care for me

But someday I'm sure you'll see

Loving you did this to me

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A smug know-it-all in way over his head, or a misunderstood poet? A pointy headed intellectual, or a dunce?

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He was the Human Punching Bag. A laughingstock. Manna from Heaven.

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I won't list his follies--they're too numerous to mention--plus, Bill Simmons already covered 2009. Instead we'll toast the man called POBO one last time.

Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

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The Raft of Kahn

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He's a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

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Our very own cartoon.

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Smithers-Kahn

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Zoinks!

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How could this franchise possibly fail?

The old creative team.

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He was a man out of time,

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but I see better things ahead.

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We'll never forget you.

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(Oh, and, thanks for the Unicorn.)

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