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Last Minute Extraterrestial Musical Preview/ Warriors vs Wolves


Since we started on this musical journey several months ago, so much has happened. From knuckle-pushups to Unicorn returns to fabulous Russians to lollipop rotations, this season has been one that only a true Wolves fan could endure and even occasionally enjoy. We have covered so much ground musically; we toured every state, many cities, and even many foreign countries. What is there that we have failed to cover yet?

I'm glad you have asked that question, because I have a ready answer. Like the entirety of humanity until very recently, we have not left our home planet. Think of the vastness of space that awaits us if only we can free ourselves from this annoying gravitational pull! We need to think of ourselves in terms of this song:

Oh, the adventures we could have! Of course, much like this, the season of our discontent, there are always potential issues that may arise :

Human explorers have never let themselves be limited by the possible dangers of their journeys, and we can't let such perils deter us either. We have to keep our destination in mind and pursue it regardless of any dangers. But, where to go? Well, I suppose the most logical first trip might be to a planet in our solar system. I have just such a orbital object in mind:

Once we have made such a beginning voyage, the vastness of the universe is at our doorstep. The possibilities are endless, however we do need to keep in mind that we are in somewhat dire need of a new home planet since we've managed to gut and despoil our present domicile. Perhaps this planet might do as the new orb to call home:

So now we are off on our never ending trip to end all trips; the cosmos is our pearl and the universe is our oyster. Or, is it? What if there are other entities out there? Are they friendly? More importantly, are they suckers; do they grasp the nuances of consumer marketing? You can hear the quivering of lips and the steady rain of saliva from our prime institutions now; the Cosmic NBA and it's farm colonies the NCAA Greater Universe are poised to transcend mere grift and achieve extraterrestrial penetration! I have a great deal of sympathy for those poor aliens; they won't see it coming...

We are off on our grand voyage fellow planetary citizens, buckle your restraining devices and set your relative clocks ahead! Feel free to forward suggestions to the extra planetary exploration committee for other destinations. Oh, and enjoy the ride!

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